Atheist Bus Sign Competition


Send us your atheist entries (as many as you like) – If they make us laugh we’ll put you on “the list”.

The lucky winner will receive the first copy (signed) of the upcoming caricature book – “Portraits”.

The closing date for this competition will be the day we receive the first copy of the “Portraits” book (date TBC) after which Derren will personally choose the funniest/most interesting bus sign.

Click here to create your sign and email it to

Good luck


Edit: Entries should be Atheist themed if possible – but funny is good too.



Derren’s new Caricature book “Portraits” is now available to pre-order at

Not only does the book contain a large selection of Derren’s paintings there are also a number of quotes from the subjects themselves including Robbie Williams, David Tennant and rather amazingly the Queen’s office!

The pre-order cost is an absolute bargain at £12. (The cost of the book will be £20)



I have been made a Saint. Took this photo yesterday in Bruges. 


It’s a little way down from the Bruges Madonna in the Church of Our Lady. I had come to see the Michelangelo piece – one of the few of his works removed from Italy – and spotted this on the way out. Look, they even got the hair right.

Storm by Tim Minchin

The other day I was telling Derren what an awful sceptic I can be – so he sent me this link and assured me that I was in fact “normal”. I’m not usually a fan of this sort of thing but I find Tim’s little ditties more and more irresistible these days – possibly because a lot of what he has to say is so refreshing.