We were going to dress Derren up in a Santa outfit or photoshop something clever, but we found this totally awesome picture of wolf-deer instead, they have totally excellent antlers!
We’ll be back in a few days and judging by the numbers not many have been here anyway. You’re probably all stuffing turkey or getting ready to ask for a refund on all the stuff you got that you don’t want or maybe you’re like Phillis, hiding in a dark room with a weeks supply of TUC biscuits and a pile of “trilogy” DVD releases and shouting “Bah Humbug!” at the passing shadows.
A special shout out to all of those of you born over these few days – you get shafted by the whole “Oh! Yeah! Here’s a birthday AND Christmas present” thing – so our hearts go out to you. It sucks, so we say “Happy Birthday to you” we hope you have an extra nice day.
To the rest of you we say – enjoy the crap TV, over eating and cheap booze and have a happy holiday.