BAFFLED police are hunting a handy thief who managed to steal a 60cm TV from a shop in broad daylight – despite having NO ARMS.
The limber bandit had two accomplices clamp the TV to his body before they strolled out in Munich, Germany.
Staff had no clue until they noticed a TV was missing from its stand. They then saw the daring heist on CCTV recordings.
A police spokesman admitted: “It’s hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone’s attention.” Telegraph.



Yes, that’s the germans … hahahaha … my neighbours … (and it is not even April 1st …)
lol, …the man must’ve been to one of derrens shows and said to himself…..”"well, if all the blind didn;t spot the monkey then an (h)armless man must be able to steal a t.v.?!…”"
Theory: Maybe people did actually see it happening, but thought it was too weird to be real? I think many people would probably assume it was some commercial stunt or candid camera trick. I imagine there’s a lot one can get away with, if done in a bizarre enough manner.
Ha!
No – I once stopped a guy with no legs trying to steal a whole bunch of trainers
ha ha ‘limber’ bandit! ho ho ho.