Dr Tomobechi in Japan was one of the people who was asked by the Japanese police to “de-program” some of the brain washed cult members who were involved in the sarin gas attacks on the Tokyo underground. He’s now created a mobile phone ringtone that can increase your breast size and even make you fall in love. I personally tried this and went up a WHOLE cup size despite Derren claiming it was simply due to the fact I ate an entire Black Forest Gateau for breakfast. (Well it is my birthday!). I wonder if there’s a ringtone that cleans kitchen floors.
(Thanks James)
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Right… It’s supposed to make breasts larger by subliminally feeding women the sound of a crying baby? Somehow, that doesn’t seem very appealing. He claims he’s masked it enough to make it unrecognizable, but, well, either it’s in there (and if it is, it’s one of the most annoying sounds in existence, so that wouldn’t make for a good ringtone), or it’s not (in which case it won’t work).
Call me a skeptic, but I think that the 3cm increase in that documentary may just as well have been due to the woman’s menstrual cycle or something.
omg thats scary , i turned round to find my friend feel her brest to see they had change after watching this,now she bloody looking for a ruler.
SCARY SH**T
lol
Ohh… Just like little babies! Common, do a double blind test, then compare… :yawn:
Well, that’s what I’d always thought. Certain novelty ringtones get on my tits too!
Do you get a bigger result if you are on 3G?
An iPhone must be a real boost…
Surely the effect is only temporary then? Very interesting though.
Gave me the biggest laugh so far today… Btw, met an alien yesterday and Santa is real! I kept eyeing his ponytail the whole clip. I believe his theory as much as I thought that hair was for real…
If it were true I’d have noticed a change from babysitting my niece. (Didn’t.)
And my friend lives one paper-thin wall away from a screaming little bundle of joy – she is flat as a board.
Or is it only supposed to work with that fake baby-cry?
BTW Happy Birthday Phillis!
Black forest Gateau eh? – The Breakfast of Champions
Happy Brithday!!
I wish it worked, I would certainly need to listen to that!
Happy Birsthday Phillis!
Lucky you, I looove Foret Noire (as we call it in France)!
I’ve been a nursery nurse for six years looking after hoardes of crying babies. My boobs have not responded in any way. This is surely a load of twaddle…
Body can respond massive to those things, and not in the same way. Normally your breast probably will go up sort of what due to sexual arrousement … Maybe some got something wired not so correctly on the inside due to something in their upbringing … Or female just not being into their bodies at all … till something calls them back in ..
Mine have a mind of their own. Very unpredicteable ..
A bit like a male’s penis you could say …. Sort of body parts which just dont see it always the same way as yourself. Subconscious bodyparts … not very obedient at times. We keep being amazed and/or disappointed by them ourselves. But ofcourse, it’s better not to be controlled by them … (as they will not always see it as you want to see it .. remember ..).
This movie reminds me of a similar effect on penises …
it’s also being referred to as the Uri Geller syndrom which guys penises suffer from ….
TMI
Happy birthday Phillis!…may your breast grow to the size you want, lol…
Well, on a serious note though, it really is true…at least for alot of women who have given birth at one time or certainly just recently to have their breast react kind of violently´ to certain sounds and baby sounds surely…it´s probably in a way, a penis´ effect as nopke said ….
also ofcourse every month the change of sizes due to menstrual cycle…. thats even besides this sound-slightly weird fenomenon…some needing two sizes in brahs for that matter is a known thing right?
Phillis, it was only a week or so ago that you said you shared your birthday with Derren (but different year). If that is the case then you are a week premature. Maybe you have forgot what you said eh lol Or maybe it was just an excuse to eat a whole gateau!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I have just created a song that WILL INCREASE the circumference of the male PEN1S a full INCH, when arounsed!
available on iTunes soon….
and pay no attention to the man behind the curtain…
How bout if ur a 16 year old girl who hasnt had a kid yett.. will my body react the same way to the ringtone?? lol ??
Never heard of increasing the breast size from mobile but would love to try it out.
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