We take allegations like these very seriously. So read on about this article at the spoof whilst I contact the lawyers and perform my “angry matron” routine.

We take allegations like these very seriously. So read on about this article at the spoof whilst I contact the lawyers and perform my “angry matron” routine.
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Lol, looks like we might need to keep Derren under control if he’s going to start being so obvious about it all!
I have to say I love the (Keep looking at me)
Hey, does Derren the soaring trick as well (see pic flying person on the site)?
I think Derren will be wanted by many clubs now …. who needs football skills .. we have Derren … their new motto … (they will send him to their opponents ofcourse …and who does not like having Derren in the house, so no one will be supsicious ..). Yes, the trick is obvious this time .. I should have become a lawyer .. hm, or was it a criminal …
Derren can you influence Bolton’s strikers TO score?
No? OK then…..
Didn’t Yuri Geller claim to help Reading score? didnt help them much. Derren would do it better…with Bolton….
Haha, great article!
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Hm, a gorilla on the field might make sports interesting for a change… (What? I just can’t see the appeal of 22 guys chasing after a ball for hours. Boring!
Hmm it still says my original comment is awaiting moderation on this topic….
Mikey: Mine too, strange. Maybe it’s because I added something (my blog) to the website box? I do know that posts with links in them stay ‘awaiting moderation’ for a while.
I remember a time when ‘God’ used to be blamed for things happening.
Good things, bad things…
Now DERREN’S being blamed… oh how flattering for you Mister Brown.
Berber Anna: yea could be it, I copied a quote from the page so might have caused it to happen!
Silly me eh!
Lived near Reading during the period of Uri Geller ‘influence’. There were plenty of desperate Reading fans who were willing to believe if there was even the slightest chance it might help. If I remember correctly, the team has done somewhat better by placing their faith in a used car salesman in recent years!
I think this story is probably true.
I hear he also predicts penalties and sends the predictions to the manager so he can signal to the goalie.
it’s not the first time derren’s pulled a fast one: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i18434
What a load of crap – i hate journalists. Glad the players backed Derren. Don\’t worry Derren we all know you wouldn’t do a thing like that. The paprazis short of stories and as usual are trying to bring ppl dwn. We\’ll all back u too – i mean what would u get out of it? xxx GOod luck with the layers.
Happy Valentines day. x
*Lawyers
Oh yes Happy Valentines day one and all! x
erm what? and that particular picture is sending what kinda message! :O
Shameful lol xXx
lol @ peyote…that´s exactly why i didn´t comment on this thread…but phew, now i know me not the only one hehee
Derren is turning footballers gay?
Tash: That site’s called The Spoof for a reason
It’s a site that publishes joke articles. It’s all in good fun, no reason to get upset! I’m sure Phillis’ comment about lawyers was meant along the same lines as the article itself — just poking fun.
lol – the photo was appropiate for v-day and gay rites! Hope everyone had a gr8 valentines day. xx
“My angry matron routine”… What?!? Is Phillis a lady?! All this time for some reason I have been thinkin him (her) as a man.
Sorry Phillis… :shame:
Denied back in February but given events last weekend who knows!