Comments on: Monster of deep washes up on beach http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/ The official Derren Brown Blog Mon, 07 May 2012 09:24:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Flapjack http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/#comment-5321 Flapjack Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:15:36 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=691#comment-5321 Nopke - "…. it’s too thick to be toilet paper .." I'm guessing it wouldn't be very absorbant, what with being a fish. Although if it's a choice between that fish and the Andrex puppy, the fish still wins hands down on practicality - I mean, if you really didn't have any toilet paper obviously! Have you ever attempted to flush a labrador puppy? I've probably put way too much thought into this... Nopke – “…. it’s too thick to be toilet paper ..”
I’m guessing it wouldn’t be very absorbant, what with being a fish. Although if it’s a choice between that fish and the Andrex puppy, the fish still wins hands down on practicality – I mean, if you really didn’t have any toilet paper obviously!
Have you ever attempted to flush a labrador puppy?
I’ve probably put way too much thought into this…

]]> By: Rebecca http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/#comment-5294 Rebecca Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:39:01 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=691#comment-5294 Urgh thats one weird thing! Amazing what still lives in our waters huh? Urgh thats one weird thing! Amazing what still lives in our waters huh?

]]> By: Nopke http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/#comment-5282 Nopke Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:02:14 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=691#comment-5282 Oh My God, it's the one that was swimming somewhere in an eastern country as well (see one of the former posts here). Or it is nessies neck ... or penis (or was it a she?) Oh well, those creatures do exist ofcourse, under various names, but normally wont end up on the beach ofcourse, nor will they always be named oar fish I think. This one has been run over by a truck or such .... it's too thick to be toilet paper .. Oh My God, it’s the one that was swimming somewhere in an eastern country as well (see one of the former posts here). Or it is nessies neck … or penis (or was it a she?)

Oh well, those creatures do exist ofcourse, under various names, but normally wont end up on the beach ofcourse, nor will they always be named oar fish I think.
This one has been run over by a truck or such …. it’s too thick to be toilet paper ..

]]> By: ScreamingGreenConure http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/#comment-5275 ScreamingGreenConure Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:23:17 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=691#comment-5275 It's funny you should say that about basking sharks, because I was seriously waiting for you to reply so I could tell you that next to you I am small fry, and go get em, tigershark! We're now on the same wavelength. It's very confusing, I feel all at sea over it. It’s funny you should say that about basking sharks, because I was seriously waiting for you to reply so I could tell you that next to you I am small fry, and go get em, tigershark!
We’re now on the same wavelength. It’s very confusing, I feel all at sea over it.

]]> By: Flapjack http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/#comment-5273 Flapjack Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:15:57 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=691#comment-5273 SGC - It's OK to riff of my fish puns... you\'re not basking [shark] in my reflected glory that much! (OK, that one was pretty tenuous) SGC – It’s OK to riff of my fish puns… you\’re not basking [shark] in my reflected glory that much! (OK, that one was pretty tenuous)

]]> By: ScreamingGreenConure http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/#comment-5266 ScreamingGreenConure Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:00:17 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=691#comment-5266 Flapjack - thanks for liking it, I was kind of proud of it but I don't want anyone to think I am fishing for complements. I hope I am not skate-ing on thin ice by playing off your puns too much! I'm new to the art of punning, and I feel kind of like a fish out of water here. Flapjack – thanks for liking it, I was kind of proud of it but I don’t want anyone to think I am fishing for complements. I hope I am not skate-ing on thin ice by playing off your puns too much! I’m new to the art of punning, and I feel kind of like a fish out of water here.

]]> By: Raj http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/#comment-5263 Raj Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:42:09 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=691#comment-5263 It's in our local paper tonight, with some rather ugly pics and to the rest of you Kipper Out Of Mischief Now It’s in our local paper tonight, with some rather ugly pics
and to the rest of you
Kipper Out Of Mischief Now

]]> By: Flapjack http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/#comment-5262 Flapjack Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:03:56 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=691#comment-5262 ...Although Motown doesn't have the monopoly on music/ fish puns... Could have gone post-punk avant-garde with "SUSHI & THE BANSHEES"! …Although Motown doesn’t have the monopoly on music/ fish puns… Could have gone post-punk avant-garde with “SUSHI & THE BANSHEES”!

]]> By: Flapjack http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/#comment-5259 Flapjack Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:42:03 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=691#comment-5259 SGC - Nice punwork on the Jackson 5 there! A bit of Motown 'SOLE' huh? SGC – Nice punwork on the Jackson 5 there! A bit of Motown ‘SOLE’ huh?

]]> By: Flapjack http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/02/monster-of-deep-washes-up-on-beach/#comment-5258 Flapjack Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:37:45 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=691#comment-5258 I think I'm TRAWLING the bottom of the barrel here. Katherine - If I'm going to create the hit rate of the pizza board I'll have to get my SKATEs on... I'm FLOUNDERING here! I think I’m TRAWLING the bottom of the barrel here.
Katherine – If I’m going to create the hit rate of the pizza board I’ll have to get my SKATEs on… I’m FLOUNDERING here!

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