No Mr Brown I haven’t been sniffing the Toilet Duck again. The Independent wins most bizarre story of the day.
When a dark intruder smashed through his bedroom window and repeatedly bounced on his bed, Beat Ettlin at first was relieved to discover it was a kangaroo. ”My initial thought when I was half awake was, ‘It’s a lunatic ninja coming through the window,”‘ the 42-year-old told The Associated Press today. “It seems about as likely as a kangaroo breaking in.”
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“My initial thought when I was half awake was, ‘It’s a lunatic ninja coming through the window,”
If that was his initial thought i would recommend therapy
Did the Kangaroo get charged – lol.
There is something so weird about that kanga piccie….it´s almost a human figure…
Kangaroos kick ass.
Kangaroo FAIL
LMAO@ “It’s like a lunatic Ninja coming through the window”……
oh yes, apparently lunatic ninja crime sprees are on the rise in the area…..best be careful
lol I love this story, why would your first thought be a lunatic ninja? not even a normal ninja… But then I guess kangaroo would be bottom of the guessing list… *shakes head in disbelief*
My first thought would be one of the aliens from Signs.
They’re rather inquisitive our roos, they are.
Sounds like Rolf Harris was onto something when he warned the public to “Tie me kangeroo down sport”! Some form of roo restraint seems prudent in this case…
I’ve eaten kangaroo. It’s really quite good.
No curtains there which made it think he could jump through it?