Can anyone explain this to me? – from Amazon. (Thanks Houdinia)
HandzOff: Anti-Masturbatory Car Freshner
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Errr.. pardon?
Whatever it is, i most certainly do not approve.
Haha
What the fuck?
ha!
The market researchers for that product obviously talked to alot of very frustrated men…
I believe you can get a passenger-led hands-free version, but that too is not recommendd while the car is in motion.
Sounds like something The Onion would do.
Maybe it’s for people who REALLY like driving, Like Jeremy Clarkson in an Alfa Romeo.
Is it pine scented or ocean breeze??
The chinese are at it too….
http://i37.tinypic.com/160zg1t.jpg
Erm, I could understand an anti-masturbatory handbrake if you’re talking about altenatives you could grip, but how an airfreshener puts you off masturbating in the car is a mystery.
Perhaps it smells so noxious that sex is the last thing on your mind? But I always use “Feu Orange” for that, as it smells of a chemical mix of oranges gone bad and Sunny Delight (Better known in these parts as Agent Orange)!
@ Trainlady- Apparently its sunflower scented.
I don’t see the connection between the scent and what the air freshener claims to do.
Maybe sunflowers are an extreme turn-off for guys?
I’m female so I couldn’t know.
@Flapjack: you use a specific type of air freshener to put you off sex? Wow.
Oh crap – I just remembered Amazon remembers the pages you’ve browsed to recommend related products for future visits… I dread to think what spam I’m going to get now for clicking that link.
Thanks a bunch Phillis!
SGC- Only when I’m playing hard to get
http://www.ldolphin.org/mastdeath.jpg
I find this is a better deterrent.
Can you actually montage that thing on someone´s back?…hmhm niice
SGC – YOU MEAN THEY LIED TO ME!?! I was told I could only get STIs from actual intercourse. They never warned me my own hand could carry syphilis.
Now I’m going to have to get myself a full GUM screening, some anti-bacterial handwash and one of those ‘ex-masturbator’ t-shirts! According to your educational link I should have died 19 years ago…
Ha ha this is rather mild compared to the anti masturbatory devices they used in psychiatry in the early days. Some of the spiked male varieties had me in tears and I’m a woman!
http://www.blueq.com/shop/114-catId.117440521_114-productId.0.html
@Flapjack: yes, and don’t forget that there is no such thing as safe sex. Condoms won’t save you, it’s all lies from today’s permissive, secular, sinful society.
Wow… Beats me…
wow i think i would need three hands to be accused of any of that monkey business hehe
& would i use it?
NO
I would love 3 hands haha xXx
PS
Whist driving of course
3 hands n such
yeah
OK
xXx
Haven’t got a clues what that’s all about but the first thing that comes to mind is probably not it by the way!