George Clooney has hired to psychic to help him contact his beloved potbellied pig Max, who died in 2006. George reportedly told a friend: “The psychic told me Max had a great life with me. He is very happy in spirit and still hangs out with me sometimes.
“I am not sure she was telling the truth but I do want to believe her.” The actor was left devastated after 300lb Max passed away at home while the actor was promoting his movie ‘The Good German’. Max, who had suffered from partial blindness and arthritis, had lived with George for 18 years and the pair often shared a bed. The 48-year-old hunk regularly took Max to interviews and photo shoots and joked it was his longest-running relationship.
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hmmm!
…What?
Surely the psychic would’ve had a much easier time if he’d just grunted and oinked messages from beyond the grave! That’s how I would’ve done it…
Otherwise you run the risk of Clooney saying “Max couldn’t speak English… how come he can talk now? You’re an obvious fraud!”
It’s not April 1st is it?
You know, why contact dead relatives when you can contact your pet?
Sounds like someone is telling Porkies – gerrit? Porkies…pig…? sorry…
I feel a flapjack pun coming on…!
Let’s hope Max doesn’t start channeling his spirit through George Clooney… nothing kills a Hollywood career like ‘ham’ acting!
Coming soon to a cinema near you, George Clooney in “Oh Porker where art thou?”
Maybe there’s a new celebrity connections game here… six degrees of bacon!
Something like that phillis?
Hey, perhaps Derek Ancorah could channel Max’s spirit and rename his show “Most Grunted!”
I believe.
No really I do…..
swine fool
What? That’s … weird.
But, you know those actor types.
(Or anyone who performs on a stage…)
Baha! This is the stuff comics\’ dreams are made of
A psychic contacts a pig. i don\’t even need witty wordplay!
18 years is a long time. Pig, human .. what’s the difference. And hey, they may have hired one for fun, if the story is true. Like most people do, but there’s always this little doubt in most people as well .. curiosity etc.
I often wonder who I would wanted to contact if I’d be going to e.g. Derek Ogilvie. I could not come up with anyone. Especially because I dont think hearing that my grandparents are more or less happy up there does not really changes things down here, nor is it that different from how I keep them in mind (normal people). I would not need a psychic to cling on to a lost lover .. I’d babble all the time with him in mind for a while I guess … hear him respond to things I do .. those typical things that would have defined our relationship. And at times it would feel as if they were indeed nearby, I’d feel their presence. But hey, I did not loose a lover to death .. although a psychic told me that I lost a man .. she even got angry when I told her that this was not the case. But he is standing behind you …. Must have been my other self that I temporarily did not keep inside .. we are now together again .. in one body … twin souls .. hahaha …
surely this is not rashernal behaviour?!
these psychics, always bacon advantage of people.
What??
I’m sorry, WHAT??
oh stop, flapjack, i am getting laff face!!!
really, tho, i’m so sorry to hear his pig died. max was indeed his closest companion. OK, so george is from kain-tuckee, & they’re a bit different…but still, a loss is a loss.