
A lot of you have sent in links about personality reading. Well “research” like this and this is very dubious – in fact it has been shown to be a marketing scam in the past – so be suspicious in the future when your told that how you hold your drink proves – well – NOTHING!
A lot of you emailed about the 2ft Indian teenager, whilst Europe’s oldest man, Henry Allingham, has celebrated becoming a teenager for the second time around as he marked his 113th birthday.
A giant rubbish dump was found in the Atlantic ocean, don’t worry about the fish as they dont feel pain - or do they? This happened whilst search teams were looking for the French airliner that went missing without a trace, was it the storm or the fact two of the world’s “most prominent” illegal arms trade and international drug trafficking foes were onboard.
Lots of questions about why Derren doesn’t use twitter - maybe this is the reason why. Thanks to all those who are sending in pics from the tour to the Facebook page. The Enigma London run kicks off on the 15th – some weekday tickets still available but thinning out so pairs are becoming hard to find on some dates - grab yours here.
Oh and Penguins are being gay.
Remember if you have a link that’s not face of Jesus found in <<insert food item>> then send it to Phillis here.



thank you for the blast. Hmmm. Must start looking for jesus faces.
Yes, those pinguins .. whoever told you that .. superb insight! World news!
Regarding the plane crash of air france .. everything is possible ofcourse. We prefer to see the most common.
Although I’m not sure if we need to be pleased with the fact that all new stuff nowadays seems to malfunction way too fast. The throw away society. And malfunction in your car electronics normally will ofcoures not lead to such massive results as with an aircraft. Just to state that there is no comparison between safety when it comes to cars and planes in this area anymore. People like to comment to those air crashes by saying .. but see how many car crashes there are all the time .. There is a big difference, what made it crash. Fear for flying is not so surreal. Living is just not always safe, but sometimes you can be more in control of some things than when you’re up there in the sky. Nope, you can’t control the other drivers on the highway either. Not that this going on and on will bring back the victims ofcourse. But checking the cause will stay a must, for obvious reasons.
You forgot the news about the brittish guy with an ear in his tummy …
Life still sucks, but we will continue mission impossible .. how to create heaven on earth … (my heaven may not be yours .. someone elses heaven may be my hell .. life as it is e.g. .. )
??????? And that combined with a link .. and no face of jesus in it …
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I mean, where do you buy those with a face of jesus in it???? Never encountered one! Show us pictures! Or is it again the stuff you use to clean the bathroom that .. erm .. how shall I bring it to you in a soft nice manner …. that makes you hallucinate .. psychotic? Or is it the master that tutored you by showing you to focus on those faces (the other day on this blog, remember .. a bit primitive jesus face, that for sure .. but hey .. Derren was around .. and more .. erm . primitive slightly comatic systems start to be visible by that time .. ).
My ashtray …nope, no face in there .. smells bad though. The smoke does not draw faces either .. although .. if I squeeze my eyes … YES, HE’s HERE!
I’ll go have a chat with him now .. serious business to discuss .. he seems not to be all into the business lately .. (centuries that is).
Oh, Nopke, make sure to tell him that he will not get promoted this time either to senior staff member, nor will his salary be raised. He can consider that to be the answer to the request he filed some time ago.
That twitter link is hilarious. People up their own backsides are always funny
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