China’s equivalent of eBay has banned an online trader from selling the saliva of pretty teenage girls. The seller claimed the saliva was a ‘tonic’ and was asking the equivalent of £2 a small bottle, reports Hunan Online. Listings for the bottles included pictures of the 18-year-old girls the saliva was supposedly taken from. However, auction house Taobao.com deleted the listings after receiving dozens of complaints from web surfers.
The retailer, whose name was given as Zhou, said he had only been interested in testing the popularity of his ideas. He now wants to market girls’ drool instead – but admits that so far he has failed to sell one bottle of either product. ”The drool was all collected from 18-year-old pretty girls when they were sleeping. And buyers can pay later after they certified the authenticity of this product,” he said.
Sicko
Hey I just report this stuff don’t blame me (oh and will you all stop asking for Derren spit samples – I will absolutely not sell them…..
….for less than £20 a jar.
I’ll be willing to pay £20!
*prepares clone machine*
…how about then £21 a jar?
(yuck…)
But hey – quite businessman this fella. You really can’t blame the seller but the one who’s buying! (apparently none so far…)
Can i…I offer 22 Pounds!
Hillarious though, that man trying it on Ebay…
Yup, peace sells but who´s buyin?…piss eh, oh noo, don´t want to inject anyone with idea´s
He apparently sees 18 year old girls as a bit stupid … babies or such? Still drewling.
I wonder whether he thought about how to collect the stuff … how to get them drewl .. I doubt that he looks mouth watering … (another reason why 18 year old girls might start to drewl maybe).
Hm, one of my colleagues her last name is Zhou … I’ll check what her family is up to in China … hehehehe …
What about poop or pee … peeing on warts seems to be good … poop on your garden will give nice plants …
Or erm … the stuff from the nose of the ears … or erm … well, the mushroom stuff. I’m sure there is a market for al those things, for whatever reason.
Derren’s slobber? I think he does not have that much .. he sounds already hoarse all the time, can’t even keep his own mouth/throat moist. So let’s give him some slack ..
Milking Derren …. (hm .. I have trouble seeing how this works .. Milking for saliva that is).
Now that we’re on to it … does someone want to give a tube of blood? You will get breakfast afterwards (have to be sober between 10.00 pm and 08.00 am). Your blood might contain the key to BMI.
Oh, no reimbursement for travel costs and accommodation but hey, Groningen is such a great place, you always wanted to go there at least once in your lfe, remember?!
How much y’all want to bet it was the man’s own spit?
I am an absolutely stunning woman. (Trust me- why would I lie about this?). Who wants to pay for my drool? I’ll give blog posters a discount!
This post reminds me of a joke about a man and a woman in a sperm donation clinic, which I’ll spare you lot.
My fiancee (a Chinese) just informed me that in Southern China they eat aborted babies which is apparently utter rubbish.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/horrors/a/eating_babies.htm
They do however eat cats and dogs in moderation in some places.
I became intrigued with the idea of eating dog after I was repeatedly told it was a ‘hot’ meat. So I tried both.
I tried cat with the idea in mind that as a cat lover it was my responsibility to do so since I like cows, ducks and pigs as well.
Dog tastes like mutton and cats taste like longpork.
@ Damon – Cats taste like LONGPORK!?! Excuse me? I see that this ‘I like cats so it’s my duty to try them’ extends to humans too! Ah well, each to their own.
If I thought I could sell my dribble on e-bay at £20 a throw I would too!
Reminds me of one enterprising Glastonbury festival goer who sold authentic Glastonbury festival mud off his boots on e-bay for £50. It was a great buisness idea until it got reported on the 6 o’clock news that he’d made his first sale, after which the fact that he didn’t have exclusive rights to Glastonbury mud put paid to his little cottage industry and by the laws of supply and demand the mud was rapidly devalued (if such a thing is possible!).
In any case, even by mud terms it was somewhat tainted by the overflowing chemical toilets!
Chinese are crazy.