Today is Coops birthday and we wanted to share some of the competition entries we received last week.
Some were appalling and you really should have listened a bit harder at school, others of a lewd and graphic nature – which was nice – and others were simply stunning. The winning entry was just incredible (we didn’t quite believe it at first until we were provided with a PSD file).
Thanks to everyone who sent in – there were some clever and skillful entires that I know you worked hard at and even some that just tried hard but were sadly quite rubbish. Here’s our faves.
The Winner:

And some other favourites:










I LOVE the Gollum one. Fantabulous.
Happy birthday, Coops! Have a great day
xxx
Happy Happy Birthday! I never know what to wish though…
Genius..
Happy day of birth my dear.. or as them kooky ass welsh randomo’s say ‘ Pemblwyd Hapus’
Xxx
Happy Birthday Coops!
Happy Birthday Coops =D !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOPIE!
Wishing you a great day… take care. X
That winning entry is stunning!
Happy birthday Coops
Hope the day is/has been truely wonderful.
Love the entries!
Lmao.
Happy Birthday Mr Coops! ^-^
Happy Birthday Coops!! Hope Derren bought you something nice. If not you could always nick the After Eights.
xx
Happy Birthday Coops!!!
Hope you have a good’n! All the best and enjoyyyy
Elise xx
Happy 30th Birthday Coops!!!!
mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
happy bday Coops, have fun! x
Happy birthday coops!!!!!!!!!!!
Wishing you many happy returns in abundance
Lots of love,
donna
mwah xxxxxxxx
wow! is that the skateboard he smashed derren’s mac airbook with? good man!
Woot! We made the list!
Happy Birthday Coops…and we’re sure you have much nicer breasts than Mary Magdelene…
love & kisses
Michael & Karen
Haaappy Biiirthday Mr. Coopy!,…Have a really nice day, even year, with lots of loveliness, ciggies and skateboarding!
The skateboard render is fab,…but i love the Golumn too, sweeett…
xx
(Ffphew lol)
The gollum one looks like Orlando Bloom.
Happy Birthday Coops!!!
Happy Birthday Coops!
All the pictures are amazing but the skateboard blows my mind.
Many Happy Returns of the Day Coops
Hope you enjoy your day and make sure everyone ‘spoils you rotten’
Sue x
Wow that really is amazing Aziz!
Glad you liked mine, I like all of them, the religious painting one made me laugh.
A big happy birthday to Coops!
Happy Birthday Coops
Happy Big Day Coops!
Derren gets lots of (well deserved) praise but also I’d like to say we loved your role in the show too! Great camera skills, and a fantastic ability to stay blank faced when the Man is winding you up on stage…
Happy birthday Coops. I hope ’tis a good one.
I love the skateboard ’tis cool (I did Gollum).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOPS! X
Seeing the winner… and the other featured entries makes me realise mine was embarrassingly crap! should possibly invest in some photoshop and art lessons…. the skateboard looks amazing! congrats!
and Mr Coops… wat can i say, I know its a depressing realisation that its all downhill from here…. but hey some (very few misguided ppl) do say it all starts at 30! A Huge Beef Monster Munch B-Day Wish!!!!!
kym
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Happy Birthday Coopsie, have a gud un.
xx
Joyeux anniversaire Coops!!
I celebrated mine last night, and was offered the DVDs of Something Wicked This Way Comes, An Evening of Wonders, The Specials, and “Portraits”
I hope your friends know your desires as good as mine ^ ^
Happy birthday hope you all have an awesome day!
In time honoured tradition…
Happy birthday to you,
I went to the zoo,
I saw a fat monkey,
And it looked just like you
Happy birthday Coops!
Happy Birthday Coops!
All so good, skateboard is amazing… I like Gollum!
Happy Birthday Coops!
Have a great day!
Really like the skateboard and the Gollem one!
Many happy returns Coops!
“Happy 30th Birthday mate!”
See you later…
happy birthday coops!
I made my workmates draw pictures of zombies. They all sucked. They were very disappointed we did not win.
I did go a little crazy on the deck and took the afternoon off work to do it. But after meeting Coops I realised the guy was so worth it; what a legend, proper geezer and a true gent. Happy Birthday Coops.
Happy birthday coops! I can paint, but I can’t compete with that!
Happy birthday Coops, i hope you at least got the day off for it!
Just thought I’d add my happy birthday message too (it’s the polite thing to do after all), so…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOPS!!!
omg…. how did mine make that shortlist??? lol, anyway, happy birthday coops!!!!! enjoy your day! =D
Haha, they’re all pretty funny entries. And the winner was well deserved.
Happy Birthday Coops. (:
happy birthday coops
the one before the last one made me lol! ahaha
blooming hilarious
well done everyone *thumbs up*
Happy Birthday Coops, splendid week to have a birthday on -my birthday was on wednesday but I am a little older than you!
Happy Birthday Coops! Going to see Derren this evening so hopefully will get a chance to say it in person! Have a lovely day! xx
Happy Birthday Coopsie!
Happy 30th birthday Coops and many happy returns of the day! Have a great birthday party!
xxx
Merry christmas!!
No wait…wrong month….
You’re nearly 31 now, you should probably stop. =)
All so very good, they did make me chuckle (:
Happy Birthday Coops.
Have a good’un
xx
Happy Birthday! x
HAPpY BIRTHDAY TOO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR COOO-OOOPS,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day!
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All those pics are fantastic.
Happy Birthday Coops!
Nice entries for sure. A wide variety it is.
30 … you just started … main part still ahead of you. May this day be a nice kick of for the upcoming year in your life! If you celebrate this day: enjoy!
Happy birthday (15 minutes late, but hey…)! Hope you liked the Dutch cookies I got you (if Derren didn’t steal them like he threatened to
)!
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY!!!!