It’s Newsblast time – a lot of links in a little space:
Want to do some brain-building? Try video games and exercise. Or how about learning to navigate like a dolphin, regenerate like a salamanders, smell fear, or even stop compulsive staring and verbal slips.
Beware of lazy chimps, they are getting fatter but also more intelligent with a few educational videos even though the difference between them and us is blurring. It’s no surprise monkies are much smarter than cats, but cat’s are much thicker than dogs, even the ones turning up on Question Time.
Finally, beware of the countryside – it’s full of Zombie ants and bossy, patronising public safety signs.
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The patronising public safety signs are probably a paranoid byproduct of the litigious culture that’s grown up around “ambulance chasers for you”! When I was a kid, if I fell over in a puddle it was my own stupid fault for not looking where I was going.
Now you can sue the people who own the property on which the puddle sits for not mopping it up and putting out bright yellow warning signs!
On a previous cleaning job we used to call these people ‘professional claimants’ for their habit of seeking out puddles to slip up in or even creating their own!
Guest blogger!? Interesting.
Coops’ ass???? I’d say it should be at least his p … (might be a little to painfull though and how to keep it up for the time it takes to tattoo it … ..)
No weird signs here in the country, except for one I saw some time ago … written in a dialect .. so I didn’t get it first … it means kiss and go .. and has been placed outside a school .. In dialect it sounds very weird (smok en fort).
I’ll check some of the links, maybe not today but tomorrow. My brain got cooked outdoor today and I’ve been looking like a living waterfall ..
Hello Mystery Guest Blogger! Is Phillis having a well earned holiday?
Compulsive staring … hm … never heard of that before. I tend to stare for many reasons quite often. Normally not at a person, but at times the person happens to be in stare zone. They start to feel like being stared at whereas I did not even see them. From a very far distance I see them .. and after a while it gets to me .. that they apparently are in my stare zone … and then turn my eyes into another direction.
When I’m down and out I start to stare quickly .. the zombie state so to speak …but still not compulsive I’d say.
So no need to for science to see into that I’d say.
Smell fear? I simply see it … i guy’s eyes … ehehehe … at times. Then they seem to be the bunnies caught in the car light’s beam .. ehehe … I’m not really on in those moments and I probably give them the “obey me’ sign via the eyes …
From the subconscious people can do weird games via the eyes at times. Going back and forth between suconscious and conscious .. very weird systems pop up then at times. Both want to look away .. and they do and then they turn back to eachother .. and look away again .. from a close distance .. surreal.
Or tuning into eachother’s self in the back while not being all on .. also very weird ..
My nose isn’t working so well so’I'm not sure whether the little thingies up there in my nose will ’smel’l” fear.
And so what, if I can see and sense it otherways.
Now, I wonder .. does the theater have airconditioning? The adelphi I mean. I know that not all places have it and oh well .. it can be hell to be there then. The audience will be more easy then I guess, for Derren. But can Derren keep it cool himself. Or does he wear icepacks underneath that cute new hat he all of a sudden was wearing…. I mean, every night … for more than a month .. my god … in a row ..
Oh, and speaking of compulsive staring … a perfect example will be ofourse … all those guys who keep staring at booties and breasts … they just can’t help it … their brain is no longer under superb control …
Even while talking they tend to stare when booties and breasts pass by … you see them split up in two personalities … left hand does not know what the right one is doing …
I only stare before the attack ….. before devouring them …..
Weird enought the remains dont look that sad ….. quite pleased actually … with this giant grin on their face …. straight to heaven as it seems ….