If you have enjoyed Derrens Portraits book then do head over to Amazon and leave a review. If you hate it and have used it for toilet paper then do get in touch first to let us know why – but also head over and review it – we take it all.
We need some quotes for a small project we’re doing and should yours (you’ll know about it) be used we will send you a free special edition A3 signed, mounted and framed print, a spit sample from Coops and a “sailors favour” voucher from Phillis. This is not a competition as we do not wish to encourage false reviewing from biased sources. Not that I would accuse you lot of that. 
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Ha ha, nice one, another thing for me to do other than watching daytime tv/job hunting.
sounds exciting
Done!
I’m rubbish at reviews!
Hell!
This is what happends when you contact the publisher to ensure a first edition, you miss out on the opp to review!
And there was me ready with my quips at the ready tut!
Cheers
Rob
Superb, particularly liking the Bush one!
i like the reviews of the reviews!
So am I Fiona. Just submitted my review anyway, might take a bit to be processed/show up, but it’s the over-enthusiastic, slightly biased one heh.
think we’re all a bit biased
But I added my review as well!
I’ve never heard the term ‘sailor’s favour’ – I imagine it’s quite fruity, but a quick google search turns up nothing…anyone care to shed any light?
Spit samples are always good for dna test volunteers …
And sailors favors …. hm .. sailors favors …. now what will that be then? Can you be more specific … It’s not fruity … I’m sure of that … you don’t sound fruity ….
I wont leave quotes .. haven’t seen the book so can’t comment … … You should not accuse us of from not being honest an greedy … … oh well, maybe if you tell us a bit more about sailors favors … you never know how much greed will pop up ……. I’m sure it is good …. otherwise you would not offer it ofcourse …. brittish sailors favors … (never took them to be such sailors but hey .. )
@ Neil and Ms G
Whenever I hear the phrase “doing favours for sailors” I always think about an episode of Blackadder II called ‘Money’ (Blackadder owes the Bank of the black Monks of St. Herod one thousand pounds and if he doesn’t repay it by Evensong the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells will brutally murder him with the aid of a red-hot poker. It’s absolutely hilarious and it’s an enjoyable way to find out what the phrase actually means….enjoy.
There am I typing a review in WORD, only to realise that you have to have a co.uk-account to submit it. Nah, well…
Done
No need to sell my favors. A true friend gives freely. ;”)
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How does this guy find the time to perfect all these talents. I Had no idea about this book until I picked up a copy from a local store. These pictures seem almost alive, almost as if the celebrity is about to metamorphosise from the carachcature to the real thing (terrible spelling sorry) I am beyond amazed and a tad jealous of how little I have acheived in life compared to this guy.
I’ve seen many of your videos like Russian scam, trains of thought, the colour swap, the dog track and those were very very interesting.
My question is where did you learn all that and how can i too?
Thank you
I’ve seen many of your videos like Russian scam, trains of thought, the colour swap, the dog track and those were very very interesting.
My question is where did you learn all that and how can i too?
i don’t know either it is you, derren or not reading this but i still would like to let you know that i’m already trying this with real people and i even managed to do something like trains of thought!! please reply to me!
Thank you