Comments on: Witch wanted. £50k a year – must have convincing cackle.

By: Bren

Bren — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:03:15 +0000

No link?

Hm…I think I smell a hoax.

Still, this is gonna make a great lesson for my English students today – thanks.

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By: flapjack

flapjack — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:48:35 +0000

Sorry KatM… I just thought there was a remarkable similarity between Hazel the Mc Witch and Gillian McKeith! One of them creates inedible concoctions in a cauldron, and collects unmentionable things in tuppaware and the other one is Hazel the McWitch

By: KatM

KatM — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:33:54 +0000

Oh no Flapjack, please please don’t remind me of Rentaghost. That’s my most detested tv show from my 70s childhood. Timothy Claypole aaarrrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Julie

Julie — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:51:40 +0000

I have a third nipple.

Do I get the job?

By: Nopke

Nopke — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:02:57 +0000

Considering the fact that you will be in the cave, without daylight, almost all days in a year, giving the same speech all the time, including working on all holidays and weekends … then the salary is not even that high … unless you private life sucks anyway and you want to give it a year to make some more money.

Porn channel .. ehehe … for the bored stiff parents apparently ..

I do like the picture above ..

Now, let’s practise cackling …

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:39:24 +0000

Will they provide witch training? I can only do one card trick, and it’s kind of lame. I’d love to go live in a cave in England tho, and I always admired witches when I was younger.

Can I bring another lady and have a mini-coven?

By: Decla

Decla — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:27:10 +0000

Certainly would add a bit of interest to the ‘Occupation’ section of censuses. (What actually is the plural of census?)

By: Frankie

Frankie — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:25:43 +0000

I’m seriously considering applying for job – I’m not a witch, in fact I’m an atheist but I really don’t think that’s what they’re looking for….it’s a tourist thing like the London Dungeons, they don’t have real prisoners/torture victims/executioners in there!
The reason they can justify the £50k is that it’s pro rata, so I’m guessing it’ll only be needed for school holidays etc…..

By: Marie

Marie — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:14:39 +0000

Sounds like a great job, think I may apply x I hope it’s not too dark in there though x