Comments on: Last night’s art launch

By: Abeo

Abeo — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:37:56 +0000

It’s until 22nd. The Gallery site says 22nd. You can always call them if you want to confirm. Many Thanks, Abeo

By: Simon

Simon — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:09:51 +0000

Having endured more than my fair share of post-sun lobsterin’, I can only sympathise, and recommend a very hot bath followed by a very cool shower. No idea why or how, but it really helps take a lot of the heat / pain away.
Will defo try & catch your exhibition. I’ve love your art for ages!

By: ScreamingGreenConure

ScreamingGreenConure — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:00:42 +0000

Flapjack: I don’t know if he’s into guys, but maybe you could just grow your hair long or something. He’d likely be spending so much time gazing at his own reflection he wouldn’t even notice.

By: flapjack

flapjack — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:56:13 +0000

SGC – can I try Criss Angel?

By: ScreamingGreenConure

ScreamingGreenConure — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:53:12 +0000

Oh yeah, forgot to add – if you need some help converting to Criss Angel, just filter all the blog posts here by “DB Direct.” Read through each one, screaming “MIIIINDFREEAAAKKK” out loud every few lines or so. It’ll help. Or if you’d rather switch to David Blaine, imagine he’s writing everything either upside down or from inside a box while staring intensely at you, your call. Good luck!

By: ScreamingGreenConure

ScreamingGreenConure — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:35:30 +0000

Chantelle: he’s gay, love. I don’t think you have much of a chance there. Try Criss Angel instead.
Callie, don’t worry about it, Flapjack just gets these urges sometimes. It’s not his fault, he has a condition. We have to understand.

By: flapjack

flapjack — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:51:37 +0000

Awww, don’t be like that Callie! Unless you add an avatar we don’t get to see your face around here anyway so you can post safe in the knowledge we wouldn’t recognise you in the street. If anyone should be ashamed it’s me!
BTW why does everyone want to spank me?

By: Callie

Callie — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:22:13 +0000

Well I’m just glad I lightened your day, flapjack, even if I can’t ever show my face round here again. Good call, Phyllis. I’ll hold him down.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:03:20 +0000

Can’t wait to visit the exhibition next week! Lovely photo too, glad you had a fun time in Venice, despite the sun burn : ) x

By: KatM

KatM — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:06:29 +0000

Think yourself lucky Derren, you only experienced sunburn and disappointing gondoliers. On the day I visited Venice a few years ago it was foggy, there was a flasher on the water bus and someone had been murdered on the Rialto Bridge. A memorable day for all the wrong reasons!