Clearly this very serious issue needs all our attention: We need to get active and protect the children, ward away demons and find a more effective way to represent sarcasm in text format.
Stay Safe at Halloween kids, beware the goblin infused M&M’s
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haha, you know i don’t know how i’d survive without this blog
classic
Haha! Oh dear some people really need their heads checking…
i better take down my halloween decorations
Thats it! I’m not going out tonight… Vampire gummy bears! How are we all going to survive??!
Lol! i do like this
may send this to the young in my family ha ha ha …Take care all and have a fun i’m going to get drunk tonight around friends house well a little drunk..,emma
Oooh, not the scary candy goblins *shudders*
Americans are WIERDOS hello Derren would you like a sweetie little boy
And that ladies and gentlemen is why brothers are not allowed to marry their sisters and have babies.
Yesterday i thought a king size Mars bar was stealing my soul,turns out it was just giving me the shits!
Phew, I’m glad you warned me before I gorged myself on demonized sweets!
At 3:35 the guy nails it “we live in one world and they live in another” The world Miss Daniels live is is one where she is an important,interesting person, not a bat shit crazy loon making a fool of herself on stage. Thankfully this world mostly exists inside her head. She is just another example of someone who wants to be respected and admired but is to stupid or lazy to actually achieve something so she goes down the easy religion,spiritualism,UFO,crazy science rout.Anyone can be an expert on these subjects you just have to say you are one and BANG it you are.
W.T.F???? Only in America
I want a Snickers Troll…….
BUT THEY TASTE SO DAMN GOOD
What absolute bull bollocks
is this for real?
….or a Ripple Imp……
ahahahahaha.
i’m sorry but thats the best halloween related video i’ve ever seen!
what would i do for entertainment without you lot over at Brown Towers?!
thankyou for making my day, every day
x
But…but…how can you celebrate Halloween without Gremlin Skittles?
A bit like the plot to Halloween III http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085636/
i love the way he said ‘kit kat’
LOL! Also kind of sad that its their ‘top story’ and have devoted over 6 minutes to something such piffle.
I hope the American stupidity we see in the news doesn’t seep over across the water, and that britons keep their cynical no nonsense attitude that we all love
Oh no!! I just ate a pack of chewits bought ‘specially for Halloween. I might be possessed -_-
OMFG I’M A CHOCOHOLIC
I am TEH DEVIL
Please help me Jebus!!!
….
Jebus? Jebus? Are you there?!!?
What is this red trident that has suddenly appeared in front of me?!
:’(
Looks like they pulled it off the website, you have to view the google cache to read the article now. lol
OK, I’ve eaten all the sweeties I can get my hands on, now waiting for the demonic possession to start… Still waiting…. mmm…. nothing yet… Feel sick xx
Still a favorite for halloween, from The Onion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0McggLIYmnE
Surely not! I mean come on…
Demon candy! What’s next zombie Christmas turkey?
Wow! The mentally ill really get good coverage in the US
This is why I love America.
Omg, a demon was in my Hershey’s bar!!
Aaaaarrrgghhh… If only i’d read the blog last night. Now I’m infused with demon candy. lol. Or back on this planet!!
Looking forward to the “having sex with Demons” bit, I hear they’re horny 24/7!
Ok, be honest here, has Derren been going around convincing fundamentalists their Pick & Mix is possessed again?
Maybe an idea for the next series of “Trick or Treat”?
This is top story news?
I knew there were evil forces compelling me to eat those galaxy bars!
The only hope for any of us now is to become fundamentalist Christians and renounce Satan and all his works, then maybe we can enjoy our confections in peace!
I don’t know what’s funnier….The thought of a demonic Curly Wurly, or the sarcastic tone of the news reader!
I’ll bear this in mind for next year if anybody asks for a trick;
“Here are your gummy bears.”
“But I said ‘trick’.”
“I know….”
Happy Samhain
Sorry, can’t think of anything worthwhile to say, too busy wetting myself with uncontrollable mirth here…..:D
LC x
this is too funny, and anyway witches don’t bother praying over any candy, we just eat it, then go off and look for a horny demon to have sex with…!
I think the candy she’s been eating has certainly been tampered with… :S
…. I’m sleeping with the light on.
ahhhahhhahhhahh a demon inside your kit-kat what next, the a mummy in your lion bar lol
When I was younger, people used to use (<) after text if it was meant to be a sarcastic comment.
For example;
These people are completely sane (<)
mmm…. candy