Comments on: Stay Safe at Halloween kids, beware the goblin infused M&M’s

By: Grax

Grax — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:15:52 +0000

mmm…. candy

By: Fuzz

Fuzz — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:06:49 +0000

When I was younger, people used to use (<) after text if it was meant to be a sarcastic comment.

For example;

These people are completely sane (<)

By: python

python — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:23:19 +0000

ahhhahhhahhhahh a demon inside your kit-kat what next, the a mummy in your lion bar lol

By: Tom

Tom — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:04:36 +0000

…. I’m sleeping with the light on.

By: Beth

Beth — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:02:31 +0000

I think the candy she’s been eating has certainly been tampered with… :S

By: lou

lou — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:32:37 +0000

this is too funny, and anyway witches don’t bother praying over any candy, we just eat it, then go off and look for a horny demon to have sex with…!

By: Lady Claire

Lady Claire — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:38:19 +0000

Sorry, can’t think of anything worthwhile to say, too busy wetting myself with uncontrollable mirth here…..:D

LC x

By: Jess xxx

Jess xxx — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:22:41 +0000

I don’t know what’s funnier….The thought of a demonic Curly Wurly, or the sarcastic tone of the news reader! I’ll bear this in mind for next year if anybody asks for a trick;
“Here are your gummy bears.”
“But I said ‘trick’.”
“I know….”

Happy Samhain

By: Lorna

Lorna — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:39:08 +0000

This is top story news?
I knew there were evil forces compelling me to eat those galaxy bars!
The only hope for any of us now is to become fundamentalist Christians and renounce Satan and all his works, then maybe we can enjoy our confections in peace!

By: flapjack

flapjack — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:29:40 +0000

Ok, be honest here, has Derren been going around convincing fundamentalists their Pick & Mix is possessed again?
Maybe an idea for the next series of “Trick or Treat”?