Oh dear. I may really regret doing this. It’s a bit iffy. But by popular demand, here it is.
Derren’s Stewie Impression
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You made me laugh, I don’t know if that’s quite the reaction you were after though
Hahaha! That’s pretty good
Class, love that show and you do actually sound very much like Stewie!
Perhaps you should contact Seth Macfarlance and ask to be a stand in voice on the show?
Nice one made me chuckle, and that is hard to do.
Nice acting, Derren. Congrats.
“makes a living out of smug guesswork” HA!
I love you
x
Love it.
Where can you get the Mind Erase Elixir from in the UK? I looked all over London for it after seeing it in your dressing room video.
Absolutely brilliant!
Interesting…
Well, I had to watch this without audio (@work), and I think it was funny enough to SEE you acting as if you were Stewie (all others: go give it a try). Can’t wait to get back home and actually HEAR it as well..:)
Brilliant!
Oh my oh my oh my, Derren. Give up mind control and just do this for the rest of your life.
You\’ve just made my morning, nay MY LIFE.
Ha ha. Hope someone from the show gets in touch with you. It would be good if you could get to play Stewie’s mind-controlling evil cousin
There’s a new Best Thing on the Internet, and this is it.
Should have guessed you were a family guy fan
Spot on!
And now I find that I’ve mentally replaced the voice that I expect to hear when you talk.
you’re so good at that!
Thank you, Derren. This is without doubt the funniest thing I’ve seen in a very long time! A brilliant impersonation.
That’s a pretty good impression!
Quite hilarious – nothing to be ashamed of there. More impressions please xx
derren you have never looked gayer.. thanks for the giggle tho i think its more of a close-ya-eyes impression… scary hehe x
HA, HA, HA. The funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time. Thanks for cheering me up.
xxx
SPOT ON! When I wasn’t looking at the video I could have definitely thought it was Stewie. Unless it was a mind trick to make me think it sounded like Stewie but it actually sounded like Peter?!
HAHA, genius
Absolutely brilliant! Love this!
lmao and I love the stewie impression toooo
x
lol, nothing to be embarassed about, that was actually quite good, and funny
Ha! Hilarious! Brilliantly done!
Very good!!
Darn it.. That’s better than mine.
My favourite but was:
“Earns a living out of smug guess work”
Oh, Derren….
OH MY GOD Derren! that was Fantastic YAY!!!! soooo happy you did one hehehe you’ve made my day!!! :: cant wait to show my other half!!!
love u!
xxx
HAHAHA!!!!
Coincidentally, I’ve just finished reading your book and I quote the last line…
“And please, leave the funny voices to everybody else.”
hahahaha, you made me laugh as well, great impression.
greets from Holland;)
I’m supposed to be working from home but I lulled. Hard.
Must get back to work and stop reading ‘Tricks of the Mind’. Oh and must book tour tickets. Then maybe do some work.
Nice chair btw. And nice lamp.
That was great! made me laugh loads (‘: i love family guy!
Just awesome, made my laugh
I managed to watch 7 seconds before having to stop and breaking down laughing.
Class stuff
That’s absolutely phenomenal dude – only thing missing was a “what the deuce!” Not iffy at all, good show
Hahhahehahohuhihi…oh my dear my belly hurts…you look really sweet and funny doing that!
Haha. most excellent.
aha! i laughed so hard! very good sounds exactly the same !!!
Love it!!! That cheered me up… thanks Derren
haha uz a mad man
Just makes you more lovable…and slightly less frightening (mind skills-wise)
BRILLIANT DERREN!!!!
Put a smile on my face
xxx
that chair looks mighty comfy
omg that was bloody brilliant !!!!!!
that is really quite good. loving the facial expressions! hehe
hahaha, thats briliant!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!! You are amazing!!!!!! Love it!
Sweet. I love family guy. Nice self deprecating humor there xx
Bizarre how well stewie’s personality suits your face, Derren…
…and just when we thought you couldn’t get any stranger!!
Not bad… not bad at all! Thanks for sharing with us!
lol – amazing
Haha, nice one Derren.
@Paul You can get Stewie’s Mind Erase Elixir from CyberCandy online and in London and Brighton. Hope that helps!
omg that was so good i thought it was fake untill the end when you was talking about ur websites.
just becasue it was so good.
ur a legend
i think everything you do is amazing
Funny as fuck Mr Brown – Well done you!
Loving it! Great stuff. Got tears running down my face now.
oh Mr Brown, you are such a cutie.
Ahaha! That’s made my morning! Can’t wait to see you in Torquay on the 13th!
LOL!! Excellent, Love you lots x
Erm,…i mean this is meant funny innit?!…Derren, you didn´t loose your brain after the ´´epic fail´´ did you?…oOoh, sliiightly worried now…Someone @BTowers, go check Stewie please!
x
I love Derren sooo much!!! I wish he was my friend!!! You’re amazing!!!We watched all of the events and they were so good!
xxxxxx
That was funny had me rollin on the floor in laughter (not literally) but you know what i mean.I love family guy…..brilliant :O)
@Daniel
I can’t hear it either, but I still laughed at the faces Derren is pulling! He did Stewie at the Engima show in Norwich – hilarious!
That’s a rather nice shirt by the way, looks a bit like upholstery fabric.
Good grief, never in all my days….!
Haha! You made me chuckle on a miserable Wednesday morning, thanks!
yeah,i heard about your big failure-but that prooves that what you are doing is not just trickery-or it wouldn;t go wrong would it
nice dtewie anyway-always good to embaradd yourself even more
omg, most hilarious thing everr!!!!!!!! lol
:D:D cannot stop laughing!
I love this! I remember you doing it at show in blackpool and it cracked me and my sister up
Its always heartening to know that famous people are silly on youtube too!
Derren that was bobbins
Pure gold.
lol, fantastic!!
I EFFING LOVE YOU DERREN BROWN! <3
hmmmmmmmm, maybee on a saturday when im on my own with nothing to do, ill have a national derren brown day, then i will watch all ur stuff, and eventually THIS! x
look forward to it
spot on impression there derren!!! hillarious!!!!!
Lmao, ah you just made my day!
hi derren ur sooo funny!!! xxx
Fantastic… again
more silliness please.
Your chair is rad. Exactly the sort of chair you should have.
Is there no end to your talents?!! I’d like to have been there when you first found out you could do such a brilliant Stewie!! You’re brill x
Haha! Brilliant!!
Legend!!
Haha, that was a really good impression! Really made me smile too with the ‘fucking it up’ bit…we still love you it’s ok x
Ha ha ha – hilarious. And spot on too!
I hear you’ve been working on a new book. Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta nice litte story you’re working on there? Your big novel you’ve been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.
This just suddenly popped up with 74 comments already on it?! Is my browser cack or what this morning?! Too much caffeine, Derren, you looney! One of my fish is called Stewie cos he looks like… Stewie.
Hilarious! Does he ever not wear shirts?
oh my god. i actually love derren brown. like seriously. he makes me laugh!! hes so good. my aunt went to see one of his shows last year and said it was amazing. best of luck and wishes for the future!!..
lots of love nikki
xoxo
Spot on. Brilliantly done, Derren.
-ND
You actually physically scare me sometimes! Going to see your live show for the third time soon. Watching your work is even better once a person has read your book and completed a bit of research into the techniques you use. Hugely interesting. As they say in Ireland, ‘Keep ‘er lit!’
Love it when Stewie does that high voice “Won a lot of money, did you, win a lot of money, for the end of the series, did you !”.. Like when he’s talking to Brian, “How’s that book coming along, that one you’ve been writing for years, coming along, is it, hey” haha… Takes a lot of balls Derren, could’ve been a career ender right there.. I actually think you did rather well… Good job !
Can Stewie do a Derren Brown impression though, that’s what I want to know.
I’ve only watched Family Guy once and hated it so much I never watched it again but this really made me laugh. I think what makes it funny is that it’s the last thing I would expect from you.
my inner fury has just been calmed for a moment.
Hahahaha! That was awesome!
Worrying about your mind control device now though Derren… or is it already up and running?! =P
SO funny!! x
Pure genius!
Brilliant impression
V. funny! Derren you are a man of many talents
Please dont take this vid off the net, I want to watch it in 6 weeks, see if me laughing so hard sets me into labour! (if your vid does set me into labour and its boy I promise I’ll call it Derren lol although thats only a 1% chance 
)
Great impression of the world’s favourite ‘gayby’!! What a man of many and varied (and surprising) talents you are!
Dude that was some funny shit! I was so surprised, didnt think you were a family guy fan! keep up the good work!
Oh, jeez, how great is this!? I love it. You’re so funny, Derren
Top impression there, Derren! I love Stewie and that is spot on! Feckin’ hilarious -made my day! PMSL!
I may not be an atheist but I get what you do and it’s made me think alot how it ties in to the spiritual side of stuff – all part of the bigger picture. Anways rambling aside – Your a star Derren – hope your around for years to come.
-x-x-x-
O…..M…..G that is sooooooooooooo funny. lol
absolutely brilliant! funniest thing i’ve seen in ages
brightened up my day, thank you x
Wow… You sounded very close to Stewie… Once again I am quite impressed lol. Very funny stuff.
Oh my god!!! I just weed myself laughing :’) thats brilliant!!
This has made my day!
Very good impression Derren lol made me laugh! Having a really bad day today. I wouldn’t regret putting that up (although when you watch yourself doing it you probably cringe) but everyone seems to like it – all 80 of them, plus me = 81! x
That is absolutely hilarious. Good Job!
nice xD
Very good! Sounds just like him.
Haha, excellent! spot on buddy
Amazing. Simple as. =]
*lma* very funny, must show it to my 13 year old son, he’ll *love* it.
should I be laughing at this? probably not
Haha. Awesome impression!
“No, of course no, you f***ed up, did you. Well done there, well done with the old mind skills there…” – EPIC.
Good luck with the next show, even though you we create our own luck… Go make some! xD
“Oh, yes, Derren, yes, yes, yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungarish way you use to clear your sinuses, no no no, it’s THIS. Do you hear yourself talk?”
That was bloody brilliant i love you!
Haha awesome
One of the best Stewie impresisons Ive heard :>
Haha awesome
One of the best Stewie impressions Ive heard :>
It’s a trick! In fact he sounds nothing like Stewie, he’s just controlling your mind to make it seem like he does!
I think I’ve just pulled a muscle laughing – I’ve added it to my facebook page. Can you do any more impressions ?
fantastic – i love people who show their hidden shallows xx
Self-deprecatingly briliant!
Cheers our office up no end!
Cheers
Rob
haha i loved it when you said epicfail XD
and you do sound like stewie! youd make an awesome evil genius.
That was brilliant!
Proper made me laugh. I love family guy and I love your shows, so combined, definitely a winner in my eyes!
Amazing lol loved the impression and the expressions to absolutely priceless
good to know with all the seriousness you still have a beautiful sense of humor
don’t get it???? when does the impression of stewie start????
BRILLIANT!
I remember in Grimsby, on the Enigma tour, Derren saying: “Look Brian, I’m a stripper”, when the volunteer was called Brian – I burst into uncontrollable laughter, scary the woman next to me; it was sooo funny!
Crikey!! Is there nothing Derren CAN’T do?
lol you weren’t far off on the roulette wheel. I was still impressed. That’s a handy skill you’ve developed. PS good impression, Stewie is great.
My life is now complete…
oh my goodness. watched this in my unfortunately silent uni computer room & snorted with laughter.
i adore you. <3
Brilliant! More I want More!!!!!
That was amazing =] I have seen you do a Stewie b4 and it never fails 2 make me smile! Don’t regret this vid it shows us how amazingly down to earth you are =] also shows your up 4 a laugh even if it means making yourself look a little silly. I LOVE IT!!!! Derren you are fantastic I love your work and i cant wait to see you perform in Liverpool next year =]. Love you Derren xxxxx
Oh Derren… my heart went out to you when the ball missed so narrowly. Good to see you haven’t taken it to heart ;D
I’ve been trying to find something to make me laugh after my awful interview this morning, and this worked a treat. Thanks so much. Hopefully I’ll be able to catch this next tour! The Mind Reader tour was the best piece of live entertainment I’ve ever enjoyed.
So much love <3
hahaha awesome!!!
“noooo you F*cked it up didnt you” HAHAHA!!! you actually made me LOL really loud lol! if all else fails you could revert to stand up comedy and impersonations
still laughing, gonna watch again and show everyone lol!
love you derren!
x
Was having a rubbish day at work and this has brightened it up no end!
fucked what up?
the rigged wheel worked perfectly
Derren that was brilliant, truly epic!
What other impressions can you?
Loved you Stewie voice…. So funny.. my little boy who is 3 was laughing so much too.. he has watched it like 10 times already.
When I went to see the Enigma show in London by chance one of the audience members who was chosen to participate was called Stewie and Derren did the impression on stage. It was so funny and almost got the biggest cheer of the night!
Derren glad to see you don’t take yourself too seriously!
But i wouldn’t give up ya day job – did make everyone look at me at work when i laughed out loud though!!!!!
obviously the sad people here haven’t really heard of you – some guy thought you were a musician! maybe do you play any instruments? LOL
anyway keep up the good work making your fans love ya even more!!
love and light
Lyn
xxx
A little bit creepy…………….
I would not be entirely surprised if you were actually building a mind control device!
I wish you had said “Victory shall be mine!” though lol
Oh that was brilliant!
Nice office btw.
Omg that’s sooooo good, I’m at work just now untill half past nine and this has just made my day hahaha
lovin it …….xxxxxxxxxxx
HAHAHA!!!! that was amazing!
LOL so funny!
given you DO make your living from “smug guesswork” it’s a bit sad that your magnum opus appears to be doing an imatation from a cartoon show!
Kind of puts it all into perspective, doesn’t it? :-p
*loving it more than your day job,and that’s saying something!*
I’ll send you a million dollars if you can do Dr Zoidberg from Futurama!
hahaha! Brilliant!
Bloody Brilliant. You continue to amaze Derren!
xx
ha!
funny shizz derren, funny shizz…
am looking for tickets to see you in liverpool but cant get two tickets damn it!
oh…. and do you ever not wear a suit or a shirt of some form ?
can seem to imagine you in jeans…
x
Brilliant
Haaah just brilliant!
Ha ha. Very funny! Thanks for brightening my day Derren. LOL. X
oh my GOD.
Is there anything you can’t do?
My mind has been warped since I started following you on twitter.
God knows what effect you’d have if I saw you live.
Lol……”anyway ta-ta, the mind control device is almost ready”. God help anyone who gets on your bad side Derren, YOU ROCK!! xx
I closed my eyes & Seth MacFarlane was in the room; (No, seriously he’s got a crowbar and he’s scaring me!)
lol` this is amazing` nice one Derren!`
I sooooooo loved the impression!!! Had Stewie down to a ‘t’
We want more!!!!! Do you think you could do that for an entire show? Pllllllllease
When performing at Llandudno you did the impression unexpectedly and it was the biggest laugh you got!
Omfg! roflmfaobahmciwltm! kthxbai
Wow you are stewie, if they ever made a real life file you should be stewie the way you act and now youve toped it all with voice.
Love the shows and the book hope ther will be many more
Im sure you have lots of affection from many people within your life you dont need us to show you that
all the best do well on your tour shame your not coming to hull.
he needs to find a way to turn his head sideways, tho.
Ahhhhhh That was fantastic !!! I knew you were Stewie all along !!!
Well done squire, very funny!
ahaa
, i love it.
Just love it!!!
*ROFL* that made my day ^_^
, but dont give up your day job 
please do that on your tour at the bristol hippodrome
simply: LOL
ahahaha, thats frighteningly good. though perhaps regrettably embarassing?
Ha ha i actually love you!!
Yay for twitter xxx
Amazing impression
Hah! You’re pretty much my hero, now. Watching that definately tops reading my dissertation books! xx
Well that’s made a fairly crap day a lot better!
Spot on!
For some reason it reminds more of Margo from the good life
Hahaa absolutely hilarious! I love your Stewie impression, it’s spot on. I first heard it when I came to see Enigma in July, I was delighted that I wasn’t the only one who burst out laughing so I guess there were quite a few Family Guy watchers present at the show. x x
LOL!!! extremely funny!! ^^ you should do this on one of your shows, make everyone laugh unexpectedly
after that “epic fail”…. i’ve heard that phrase somewhere Before….
Ha ha ha that made me laugh soooo hard! Even my 2 year old won’t stop saying “again” after watching it
AHA! You should blatantly meet Seth MacFarlane & have a Stewie-off. that was reeallyy good =]
B. R. I. L. L. I. A. N. T.
(but you’re far too young to be middle age)
I can understand the embarrassment but good stewie impression….
Absolutly first class! If it comes about that you can no longer control people’s minds – a job on Family Guy is yours! I might just show this to my Year 11 English class for them to analyse language use in different situations! lol
Cheers Derren, made my day!
GAY!!! ….. welll .. uh, thinking about it, yelling “gay” to a gay person is like yelling “WOMAN” after Pamela Anderson…. So: STRAIGHT!!
haha, nicely done!
Hey, thats funny…..just brought tickets for your tour! woohoo can’t wait! just have wait now….
I swear you could actually BE Stewie! Now stop being so distractingly cute; some of us have essays to write!
Well nvm about the roulette wheel stewie. great
As for the balding middle aged man ?? uhm yes plz and twice nightly.. not that I’m envious of your Other half
Can’t say i’m your biggest fan as that’s just plain weird (you know want to boil your pants and drink the broth) do like your work tho
anyway I’m sure I’ve made some peeps cringe enough.
Loved it when you did a little impression at the show – this has cheered me up no end on another ill day – top impression hahahaha
hahaha.. ur SO cute and funny. luv it xxx
and here is the silver lining to my day.
Thanks Derren
Gee, I think I’m one of the few people on here who didn’t have a CLUE who or what Stewie was (yes, yes, I know NOW cos I was told to pop on YouTube and have a gander there) and OMG Derren, that was just too frigging funny! I had to keep turning away from the screen to have a good laugh!!
Bloody excellent….anyone else you can do??
Take care,
LC x
LMFAO “smug guess work”, best line ever
A MAN OF MANY TALENTS. AT LEAST YOU’VE GOT SOMETHING TO FALL BACK ON
))))))
Fleur
xxxxx
love it u genius lol
That was brilliant, and I don’t even watch the show with any regularity. More videos! More impressions!
Your so handsome, cute and sexy Derren! I have watched this vid about 8 times now and it still makes me smile =]. I love your smug guess work lol cant wait to see more. Love you Derren!
Derren Brown RULES!!!!!
Utterly utterly brilliant, Derren you are a total star!!
I literally ROFLed, and LMAOed. That’s your best trick yet. It was a trick, right? The REAL Stewie was just out of shot and you were lip-synching, weren’t you?
What the deuce? He’s such a talented little oik isn’t he.
Derren I think it’s about time you told us something you are atrocious at. Perhaps something that we’d expect you to be good at but in fact you’re rubbish. How are you at break dancing? Not that we’d naturally assume you’d be good at it but still it’s as good a place to start as any.
Fab impression btw.
Sugoi!
Very good i loved it, nice plug-in for your work as well at the end
Wow!! You bend minds AND do impressions………..your just a little parcel of talent aren’t you Derren?
x
You are amazing.
I love you x
You look so happy whilst doing this. BIG HAPPY EYES
Hahaha!!
You have just immortalized Stewie Brown!!
Someone please animate stewie saying this! Screw it, I’ll do it!
Oh my … I dont have a clue who this stewie is .. I read once before that the thing you had with/at the fridge in your dresssing room was a stewie thing too .. but maybe he/she was just being polite .. ehehehe … really did not know what to think of such an attack. I’ve seen people hanging on door knobs .. and still did not notice it as at least slightly out of the normal pattern …
You truely are in great control of your vocals … you can even make your lips move at another pace than the vocals itself. Cool!
Got a lot of hits so .. your new career is clear … although .. the Beardyman is out there too … might be a bit of competition ..
What more is in this jukebox then? More celebrities? Can you do me?
That episode where Stewie met himself from the future… that was you all along wasn’t it!
Question is, were you like Stewie as a baby? We know you set fire to a houseboat, which is a pretty Stewieque thing to do, but is there more to it?
According to this article, Seth McFarlane has officially outed Stewie now (as if we couldn’t see that coming), so that’s one thing you have in common…
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2009/08/13/family-guy-creator-stewie-is-gay/
That was utterly surreal, but very good! It would be supremely awesome if they ever did offer a part in the show itself, I rather hope they do!
Good luck with all future endeavors anyway, impression or otherwise!
BTW (and I really should be doing my law essay now!,) has anybody else noticed that Derren appears to file his newspapers away in alphabetized boxes? Look behind him to the right…
That just made my morning–thank you!
Derren, you put the ‘iffy’ back in spiffy… in that you’re spiffy. Not iffy. x
fab, evil genius, love it! oh, and anyone looking for the mind control elixir can buy it online at forbiddenplanet.co.uk
)
Holy shit, now there’s definitely no way you could be more awesome.
You’re not taking the epic fail very well are you?
You will either ‘have another go at it’ or ‘put it in the dark room labelled ‘tried it once and didn’t like it”.
Either way, deal with it. No gambling pun intended.
After a VERY early start this morning, this has literally made my day – thank you
*applauds*
Thinking about it, didn’t Seth Macfarlane say he based Stewie’s voice on Rex “My fair Lady” Harrison? So it’s Derren impersonating MacFarlane impersonating Rex Harrison. Two impersonations for the price of one… How delightful!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
Oh my GOD! That was GREAT! xD You sounded just like him bahahaha! Aw, I just wanna give you a big hug, Derren!
Here, have a virtual one! ^___^ *hug* Mooha! See you in March!!!!!! 
D x
omg that is hilarious!
What a great impression
Who needs medication when you can just listen and watch Derren! Why should you regret doing this? Like everything else you do, its fantastic! You clever mind-tinkerer you!
Thanks for making my day friend – loads of love! X
HAHA! Really good!
i dont have anything better to do, off to twitter we go!
brill i am pissing my self laughing i thought the video of you blowing up balloons and acting like a divy was the best thing i have ever seen BUT this tops it , you may be famous now but your still just a normal guy who likes having a laugh. total crease you are , if you wer not gay you would have swarms of middle age women following you evry wher haha
Fricken hilarious. Don’t regret it, family guy rules, and anyone who can take the piss out of themselves rules too
Thank you so much Derren, seriously.
I’ve had the worst day ever, logged on to be welcomed by this just made my day.
You’re no epic fail.
Really made my day on this miserable Wednesday, now it has left me with two problems as I share this with everyone I know. Firstly explaining to my friends who missed Friday’s show what happened, then explaining who Stewie is…… I give up.. think I need new friends.
i love you even more than before.
family guy + derren brown = immense.
made my day
x
For someone who claims not to own a TV… how the fuck do you know Stewie??
don’t say anything about an obsessive with a need for validation.
@becca – We middle aged women don’t let gay get in the way.
That’s actually really really good!
Fantastic, please say “Victory is mine!” next time
BEST.THING.EVER
That is absolutely amazing – I loved it!!!
Hilarious! xxx
hahahahaha that is a definate lol!
that is serioulsy the best stewie impression ever! XD hahahahahahaha
i love i love
OMG
hahahahaha
i frigging wet myself when you did this
LOVEEE family guy
x
Does anyone know if the 28,29,30 MAR Southend Cliffs Pavilion show is selling tickets yet!
Pleas post a comment or on my twitter!
you’re fab!
My twitter is @Olz123 by the way!
Watched the stewie impression twice. So hilarious especailly the bit about the roulette wheel. Still can’t stop laughing. Have to tell my friends about it so they can watch it too. Made my day!!!!
I thought i was getting the flu – but after watching that I feel suddenly better!! you’re awesome Derren:) xxx
That was probably one of THE funniest [and surprisingly accurate] things I have ever seen! Absolutely loved it! Your talent seems to be never ending… mind if I were to borrow some?
Thanks for the laugh on this miserably [typical English weather] day =D
*By the way… saw Enigma in London and LOVED it! You never fail to make my mind hurt with confusion and amazement*
Tehe u have a mighty good Stewie impression
ur such an entertainer and i luv u so much
I can’t wait to see u in southampton
I’ll be the one will the I <3 Derren Brown shirt on
@JayKay – Right answer! lol
LC x
ha ha very good derren, werent iffy at all lol
OMG that was epic! I loved it, made me laugh
Bloody Brilliant! It’s not ‘Iffy’ most definatly superb! x
haha that was brilliant
you did a short stewie impression on the enigma tour i think,
LOL awesome! Only thing is audio is out of sync :/
Just EPIC! Oh my God, that’s fantastic!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO FUNNY IT MADE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s pretty darned impressive Derren!!
But something still didn’t feel right.
Maybe it was the absense of a …certain ornothological piece.
A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety…..
Brilliant.. Love Stewie.. Love Derren!!!
Good impression but I guess moving your lips in time with the words coming out of it isnt one of your strong points?
Ha ha, that made my day!
Hearing you swear is strangely amusing.
Day off Derren?
This is possibly my favourite bit of video EVER.
Brilliant!!! xxx
fucking brilliant love it made me laugh arent you a clever boy lol
that is cracker! love it! I actually cried a little with laughter cos when you said it was iffy, I wasnt expecting it to be good at all!
I am peeing myself so hard now xD
You’re a legend.
Oh my god this is brilliant! Love it. You have the tone spot on, haha.
thats the best impression i have ever heard! i thought you were just lip syncing at first lol
Gosh I do love you Sir
Epic!!!!
ahhhh
derren, you are a legend
OMG brilliant sounds just like him.
Lets be honest, the character Stewie was just based on Derren as a baby. ;D
Loved It!! I Just Loved It!!!
You know I think something is brilliant when the thigh slapping starts. Love you Derren!!! xxx
I was at the Northampton show, you did your Stewie impression there, it\\\’s spot on!
\’Look Brian, I\’m a stripper!\’
aww brilliant just brilliant!!!! hahahahahaa!!
HAHAHA Great impression and we still love you Derren no ones perfect!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxx
aha that made me laugh far more than it should have done
it was actually a much better impression than i was expecting (no offence), plus hearing you use the phrase “epic fail” has made my day.
that and “did you do well did you? did you? did you win a lot of money for the end of the series? NO, of course not, you fucked it up didn’t you”
i’m already following you on twitter, thats how i saw this link, because after school, it’s check up on your ramblings, or do homework.. easy choice =]
xx
…interesting, no offence but looked as if you were a bit drunk
still very sweet
love you
x
hahahaa! You should see wether they can squeeze a bit part in for you on family guy! I am feeling quite smug as i’ve (finally!) managed to get tickets for your show next year!! Looking forward to it, see you in Eastbourne!! Take good care!
Oh my god :’)
LMFAO you’re bloody brilliant!
I do actually love you
xxx
Had to watch this twice to catch the bits I missed first time around through laughing so hard !
( I read that Stewie was supposed to sound like David Niven not Rex Harrison – which makes you a better impersonator than Seth McFarlane ! )
BRILLIANT!! Is there no end to the talent?!!
Oh god, I do love you!
Hearing you say the ‘F’ word, just gave me butterflies, I’m baffled to admit.
Cut it out, you incorrigible flirt!
:O
Derren that’s just bloody brilliant!
DO SOME MORE!!
Freekin’ genius!!!!!
you’ve just made my day, thank you lovely
Ha ha! You never fail to impress! I didn’t realise you were into Family Guy!
Keep them coming – you sad man xDD
Mr 6 of Diamonds!
I remember wen u did this at Plymouth Pavilions during the ‘Guess Who’ game!!! XD
U could tell there were a few family guy fans in the audience from the overexcited ripple
of applause that ensued.
Looking forward 2 seeing u’re show in Bristol next year!
Beth xxx
Stewie Who?
I remember you did it on stage. Damn funny!!
You certainly are talented across the board!
so,
is your show worth the money for the tickets?
the tv show has been lacking
well, actually if tommy cooper was still about it would be an inspired imitation of what he’d be doing these days i guess
Oh Derren Oh Derren Oh Derren Oh Derren Oh Derren…That’s how I sound like all day, walking around the staffroom…I’ve been following u (note:does not read ‘stalking’) for the last 7 years and I keep loving you a bit more everyday! I must say you are my favourite Brit! You are indeed a genius and a legend.
And boy, do I love the sound of your voice! I could listen to you 24/7! But this voice!?!?!!! It just keeps getting better! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything funnier! U truly are brilliant! Keep the surprises coming!
HAHA that’s uncanny!!
A hot balding middle-aged man who can do a pretty good Stewie impression at least. Continue the smugness and the mind control!
You are completely nuts. Love it.
AHAHAHA! IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!!
This is so much bettar than English Corsewurk, who needs to be litteratte thes days, rely?
You are wonderful.
That’s all.
xx
Excellent! Thank you! I think you have cheered a number of people up today x
Hillarious!! I love the bit where ‘Stewie’ reminded you that you ‘fucked it up!’. Keep laughing. xx
This made my somewhat mundane day 10x better.
Thanks for the giggles
Very nice
But I do wish you’d stop pretending that betting on the wrong roulette number was an accident. Very cheeky :]
Haha, AWESOME!
Now do Peter
wow xx
Hahahaha I’m not sure which is better – hearing your impression (very good by the way) or watching you do it!!
Definitely keep ‘em coming though!!
Omg, I loled…. hard.
x
LOL that’s so weird i just found the stewie impression on you tube last night and thought it was amazing (But wished i could see it being done and not just hear it) and now here’s a brand new one YEY!!!
Thank yooooou!
Cat xxx
Lol! Bravo Derren!
With your use of the word ‘Epic Fail’ I do wonder, are you a closest gamer?!
I recon you’d make an Eeeeevil GM! >;-D
xXx
An amazing impression XD Made me laugh lots, thank you for making my day better
LOL!!!
mad funny!
That’s hilarious! Well done!
But it does seem unfair that the UK gets Family Guy, when the US doesn’t get Derren Brown. (with the exception of that SciFi channel bit a few years back, which isn’t really the same…)
*Plans to spend the rest of the night hitting the replay button*
I love the you f**ked it up bit and omg how cute is the lil head shake at 0:13
*Is totally in love*
xxx
[insert my non witty suck up comment here]
Brilliant! Love it!
Are you in your PJ’s Derren?! Aww you’re so cute!
Got fab seats to see you in Bristol in March – can’t wait!
*Is eagerly awaiting the mind control device and is loving the fuzzy looking beard <3 *
xxx
“Earns a living out of smug guess work”………I f**cking knew it!
Congratulations on ‘The Events’, particularly the last show.
It reminded me of a quote from ‘The Usual Suspects’ ;
‘The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that… he is gone.’
Hey that made my day thanks
Yong man,
What do you think you are playing at I will send you for counselling with my mat Glennon(da)
OMDZ!!! Absolutelly incredible!!! Woop! You did this when I came to see you do Enigma in Oxford.
Absolutelly loved it (the vid! 
), especially the end where you go ‘the mind control machine is almost ready’ lol!! 
Loved the impression! Keep doing what you’re doing! The Events were awesome!!
That was lovely. You brightened my day too. But was it really an “epic fail”? I`m not sure…
Ah wat a genius!!:L:L
Ah that well and truly had me in stitches…..there’s no way you can regret that Derren….it’s awesome….top impression of one of the best created characters on tv….would be excellent if you get a starring role some day.
Haha!
excellent missed it earlier been busy in the real world but gotta get that on my mobile phone as a ring tone ha ha very good
haha you are maybe the last person i imagined doing a stewie impression ! nice one dezzza
nice roulette guess too ! oh wait..
lol good impression, is that even a healthy way to release your frustration? Meh, who cares it was funny. Wierd how Derren Brown watches TV, I thought he wasn’t real. Should have done the rulette again with the money you were going to pay back to that guy. Could have won and uploaded it to the internet saying “see I can do it..” 13 was close but…yeah…don’t kick yourself too hard you’re still ‘mazin’
Ok that was brilliant lol you should go on family guy
Ha ha ha
Watch it at work and so made me laugh!
Very good impression
Too bad for the roulette but was fun to watch
TC
That impression was heroic Derren. You didn’t fail at the roulette though, I think you actually suceeded more than you would have if you got the number right. People are actually saying you failed it on purpose to become more believable. No matter what the outcome could have been, people will always believe that you know how to beat the casino and are prepared to accept that, without actually seeing you beat the casino. That alone takes a special talent to achieve. Well done Derren.
I loved it when you did it during engima in glasgow and love it all over again! made me smile and giggle loads! xx
I saw him do this impression when I went to see Enigma at the Adelphi in July! There was a kind of trampy (no offence!) looking guy called Stewie, and Derren said he would never have put that name to his face. He did the most amazing impression then too, and I was in fits of giggles, but felt kind of sorry for the poor chap he was commenting on.
“Brian, let’s order some strippers!” It was weird, because I told a friend of mine today how good he was at a Stewie impression, and then he posts it! Freaky, eh? 
That was the campest thing I’ve seen in quite a while.
Genius. Pure genius. XD Lowly as they may be your bids for affection work, you’re awesome on a new level. XD I love you XD
LOL!
That made my day.
Great impression!
If you would have me…xx
Dude, brilliant.
“Epic Fail” XD
Put a smile on my miserable face Mwaaaaaaa
330 comments in 2 minutes. Guess I’m adding to it
Awesome impression
U’ve got skillz besides fucking with ppls heads.
And glad to see your not in fetal position in a corner crying over the loss of the roulette game, and with it, your dignity.
We still love you! Awesomesauce. I might be coming to the UK to see you next year. awesome. sauce…
brilliant I hate strew but the impression was great not iffy !!!
Brilliant impression!! sounded just like him
Really made me laugh too, especially the bit where you go all high, one of my favourite Stewie moments. The only impression of Stewie I can do is when he’s drunk and Brain says, ‘Your drunk’ and Stewie replies, ‘You’re sexy’. I can nail that but I epically fail and everything else lol.
I’ve watched this so many times, I need to stop! Artwork and Media Studies will not do itself.
btw I still think you did amazingly well last Friday! One off! pfft who cares,it was sooo close!
I abuse exclamation marks, somebody take them off me
Wikked video, got the accent down well. Cracked me up watching it.
loooooooooooool.
xD
Wow Derren. You’re even more awesome than I thought you were. Never knew you liked family guy.
Hahahahha! Thanks Derren
you made my day!
hahaha, thanks Derren you made me laugh.
you made my day.
Oh that is simpley brilliant, pure genious…wish my university would hurry up and give me my timetable so i could get tickets to see your enigma show…or at least try anyways. -hopes- please have tickets left lol
=]
I don’t know who Stewie is Derren but you do sound an awful lot like Gil Chesterton (Frasier) who sadly still refuses to come out of the ‘closet’ lol
Oh Derren. <3
You’re Stewie is real good! So glad that I’m working on my mid term by myself when I watched this and in the library. Middle age, what an awful thing to say that your mid point of life is 28
! Unless you have found an expiration date on your body I would say you’re not middle age until fifty which means you might pass away at 100. If all goes well I hope to see you on tour. 
tee hee….
I wholeheartedly agree that when one is having an off day, impersonations of Stewie certainly serve to lighten the mood. If nothing else, it does make swearing sound a little more cultured!
(Can you do the Germanic fish from American Dad yet?)
MORE SHOWS MORE SHOWS MORE SHOWS! RUNNIN OUT OF FREE CONTENT ONLINE .. MUHAHAHA
Lol “No you fucked it up didn’t you?” Classic. Very good sir.
Can’t believe people don’t know who Stewie is. You are missing out.
x
Oh and since when has 38/39 been middle aged? I know a few people who may have to go for a little cry and a sit down, if it is.
x
Ah Derren, you can do no wrong. I have just left the UK after 3 years…and 3 live show, and Derren Brown is the thing I miss most. Please come to Australia one day…
Derren,,
Great Job with the Stewie impersonation!
I saw you the other night at the Casino you were walking around with a glass of white wine and I shouted down to you that you were “One of kind!!” and you said “what?” so I slowed it down and said
“You’rrre,. onne, off,.. aa,… kinnndd” then you got a blank stare and the went and placed some money on the Roulette Wheel.
Hahahahahhaha!!! Awesome!
WOO! FUNNY AS HELL! i’ve got a question for you
can you make someone sleep as in like hypnosis with text words? like someone will sleep after reading it LOL!
hehe, you give us all so much hope that we might be normal too , fabtastic
…. would love to see Derren when he’s pissed. bless.
hi derren your video so funny i had 2 watch it again!! its great lol!!! ur great derren xxx
great impression. loved it!
Oh Mr Brown…..you really do spoil us.
love you,
Cx
Haha, brilliant! Beautiful mix of frighteningly accurate impersonation and chuckle-inducing self-deprecation. Failure Schmailure, can’t wait to see the live show in April!
I love the fact you actually use the phase *epic fail*
I love you!
xxxx
Love it.
And now I am going to ask a question which I am probably going to be ridiculed for……
I hard disked the show last week and having seen the failure the show cut out so i didnt see if there wa any further explanation or comment. I figure that it didnt work and this will now be seen as an even greater PR success ie people will now recognise that they do not always get the ending they assumed would happen?
and finally I saw ENIGMA in London – fantastic show
Christopher
Brilliant!!!!
I am watching this every day!!!! Derren you’re the best
Waiting for more and more and more and more and more and more….which in my language means WIECEJ!!! Love ya :*
PMSL. that was hilarious. Posted it oin both my Facebooks cos I just had to share. Everybody needs a giggle on a Thursday afternoon. Thanks Derren
Yet another reason to be in total admiration of this man! Genius.
x
Blummin brill. You are the business Derren. x
Good that mate, if someone had played me the audio on its own I’d have thought it was Stewie!
My favourite Stewie line of all time is: “NEVER CALL THEM MUMMY AND DADDY!!! IT’S LOIS AND THE FAT MAN!!!”
That’s pretty damned fantastic, Derren! Can’t wait for the Birmingham live show in April!
I’m not sure which is funnier, this, or your ”stading on your head” video you did for ‘The Event’s competition…
Very Nice though
That made my day
And Derren….I love your chair! And the green desk lamp
ROFL
You’re an absololute legend
XD
LOOL loved the Enigma stewie impression too!
“Look at the stripper Brian”
Not iffy at all! that was great youve made my day
Brilliant! Made me laugh out loud.
A British guy doing an American guy doing a very fake British accent… Dude! You just broke my fragile American brain worse than the first time I heard Hugh Laurie’s real voice.
what u on about iffy? that was mental XD plus, absoluetly loving the use of epic fail too
You are still freakin’ awesome Derren, sorry you were one out
That impression was awesome too! 
Please write another book as well! 
bahahahaha. you are SO aweome derren, you should do lyk a relly long version of that. U r epic, i mean seriously u rok!
Did u have to fork out the 5 grand or did channel 4 do it?
Ace impression.
Sooo did u think
“Since there’s no God I will be him”.
Can’t wait til Friday x
- Derren made Coops pay it (but he doesn’t know about it yet!) – Phillis
Giggle. You really did sound like the sexually confused toddler , that is stewie. I’m quite impressed. As for the roulette trick, i think there are mixed views about it but I don’t think you f**ked it up. You still did well, only one off is still exstrodanary. If anything the fact you didn’t get it, just adds to your appeal, as people are wondering if you did it delibratley to prove you are human and it’s all a trick, or maybe you genuinely did make a mistake which only shows your flawed like the rest of us, this we relate to you more.
did you do well…did you …did you win a lot of money for the end of the series…did you win a lot of money…NOOOOOO you f****d it up didnt you
OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST WEED
i don’t think you’re transparent and balding and your very handsome for a middle aged man…and its good to know you can take the piss out of yourself…love it and love all your work xx
That’s Hillarious! I’m currently spreading it around Facemuck.
Fantastic Derren, love it long time! My wife thinks I’m in love with you by the way……Well you, Richard Dawkins and Stephen Fry!
Instant thumbs down.
That was hillarious! Love Family Guy and Love you xx
There is a Mirror article on this referring to it as a “bizarre rant in a strange accent”……………..peasants.
Who the hell do you think you are..
when you think about it…this is very VERY camp
especially the ‘oh my god’ 
love you derren have watched this many a time now but i don’t think its as good as your Golly Highworth video thats on youtube…the voice on that resembles nothing i could ever imagined existed…my mind was blown more by that than anything else you’ve ever done haha x
Waiting nervously for the Enigma tour in Liverpool 3rd of March…please pick me :p xx
Haha! Excellent! Have you considered taking up a part-time job as an impressionist?
(I know i shouldn’t have but) I put you on my ipod so i’ll never be
again 
xxx
Oh behave folks, the lip sync is completely off, he’s contacted Seth MacFarlane and asked him to record this prepared statement and then Derren has just mimed the words.
Still funny though, but I’m the cynic, rather than the skeptic.
OK, i have just found out the one and only thing that means i cant watch derren…. the facial expressions…. love the impression when i have my eyes closed but im sorry derren i cant watch it….
OMFG great impression you really made me laugh like mad bwahahahahaaa great stuff man, you should really do more impressions you’re good at them & doing “voices too” I’d love it better if you did that for a living than the mind control as you’re so naturally funny & charming to boot so would go down well
have a lovely weekend hon
chantelle <3
I love you…so damn much.
That was IMPRESSIVE. xD And popular demand? By WHO?
Ha Ha, Daily Mirror are reporting Derren’s ‘Bizarre Rant’ with a ‘Strange Accent’.
Completely missing the point of it – no mention of it being a Stewie impression at all!
Derren Brown… coooooool. I didnt know famous people did stuff like this. It makes me happy to relise everyones as easily amused as i am.
Stunning impersonation, Derren. Loving the smug guesswork comment.
That was Epic! Iwas in tears thats how funny i thought it was!
P.s.-Marry me!………Lol……..No seriously! =] x
Look at this – “Derren Brown posts bizarre rant on YouTube”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/10/09/derren-brown-posts-bizarre-rant-on-youtube-saying-he-earns-a-living-out-of-smug-guess-work-watch-video-115875-21732828/
I nearly cried I laughed so hard, it appears that they think DB has gone berserk after “failing” his roulette gamble….It becomes funnier thinking that someone out there actually thinks this is Derren Brown at melting point………
Whats going on I dont in the internet article?!!? I have no idea how this is supposed to be taken seriously/..//.//..///.////.
He seems very annoyed, but I would be to, thiers some anger towards himself aswell, hence the bit where he called himself balding, middle aged and insulted his own proffession. And the stupid voice is pretty agressive as well. And the fact that he posted this on Youtube rather than just this sight. Hope he doesn’t go into a spiralling decline, that would be a shame.
Hahaha – JibJib – I was just about to post the same thing – that’s HILARIOUS!!! According to the Mirror.co.uk Derren posted a ‘bizarre rant’ on YouTube and talks in a ‘strange accent’…….lol….clearly they’re not Family Guy fans!! xxx
Haha! That’s the first thing that made me smile today!
:)
HAHAHAHA thats actually you talking??
Nice one,Derren!
cant stop laughing, if I had my eyes shut, I’d believe that WAS Stewie!
Funny,
Put a smile on my face
Much Love
Simone from Cornwall xxx
HI-larious!!! You always make me laugh as well as keep me fascinated with your “tricks”. Of course, your deliciously devilish handsomeness also keeps me coming back to my tv and Twitter for more, if you don’t mind me saying so xxx
“VICTORY IS MINE!”
that was perfect. haha. hilarious.
the mind control device is ready..
hahaha made me laugh.
ROTFL! Not bad at all!
Brilliant impression, i was disappointed with the roulette wheel show, but at least you had a shock ending, cant wait to read the book
What the Deuce are you staring at?
oh my gosh i was laughing for like 10 minutes non-stop, this is so epic
please please do a whole show in this voice xx
Derren
Excellent Stewie impression, love your program, are you going to write another book?
Mark — new book’s in the works, going by older blog posts and tweets
Ouch! Rather cringe worthy. However he would make a great panto queen. lol
that really made me laugh, you sound very much like stewie!! well done on the events stunts – and in no way did you mess up the roulette wheel. congrats, you are an amazing dude and the stuff you do (eg. chair stick stunts) are incredible. faith xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx will u marry me xxx
PLEASE??
loved this. i love stewie and this was the best inpression ive heard so far. it was really funny when u did it during the tour, you should of done it for longer.
fantastic stuff, loving the events series can wait for more stuff!!!!!
take care xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
After a pretty crappy couple of days, this lightened me right up! Thanks, Derren
Its awesome
incredibly superb acting.
Hats off to you, Mr Brown. Game for a laugh.
one word… Hillarious!!!!
i will never take you seriously anymore, haha!
xxxxxx
A bit late I know but I only just found it by accident.
I hate Family Guy, and even I think that’s genius. : )
Now if you could do a Cartman for us as well I could die happy, and I’d send you a massive cake (but not in that order obviously).
Seriously, Cartman=Cake, I promise. : )
Heh. You have a talent there all right.
Just had my 34th birthday on 5th December. I’m a Psychology student in Hull. My housemates bought me a ticket to your show here in March as a present. I’m very much looking forward to it.
Best Wishes.
your so funny lol i really want to see one of your shows! I LOVE YOU! xxx