As our twitter accounts start to burn up we’re seeing DB reach 100,000 – so if you’re number 100k we’ll be sending you a free little prize just get in touch and we’ll give it to the Royal Mail to lose on your behalf.
@derrenbrown is the main DB account – say something interesting or send links in for a response. Art news, competitions, offers and funny stuff will be coming from the wonderful @lordcoopy. Things that are amusing but just a bit “too blue” to put on the blog (like this for example) from @phillisdorris feat. @AbeoDBArt (you must be over 18 to follow Phillis&Abeo and not be squeamish or easily offended).
Please don’t email us about twitter – just twitter us. If you twitter us something good and we re-tweet – your @username gets tattooed on Coops bottom.
Twitter image above from the fantastic Steave Hearn
Mr brown yr up so late i’m very interested 2 know wat the mind movers get up to at this late hour? X
Hehe, I’m just imagining “Panda_Eyed” on Coop’s bottom ^_^
Well, if I so much as get a re-tweet or (dare I even mention it……!) a REPLY from Derren then I think I may just fall off my chair and never get up again!
I love twittering and enjoy reading all the fun stuff yourself, Abeo, Coops & of course, the wonderful DB post on there. I never have much to say that’s either interesting or worth re-tweeting, but I shall always endeavour to try!
LC x
It’s the middle of the night and I’m lost. Where exactly am I? I thought this was the way to the loo.
getting re-tweeted on twitter is like trying to win the lotto.
Steve Hearn is brilliant, big fan of his.
dont forget Abeo has her own twitter! @AbeoDbart
not just a feature!
I wonder how many people are going to “un-follow” Derren now and try time it so that they become the 100,000th follower lol!
what happened to the party Derren invited us all to….ive already RSVP’d, it woul be rude to cancel now!
x
Msg from Abeo:
PLUS ive bought a new dress and new shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan your a clever boy then!
I’m not sure what just happened but it involved a man and a bass. My life will never be the same again.
Damn, this is the first time I’ve ever regretted following Derren as soon as I got a Twitter account. >_<
Jeezy Creezy, why the heck aren’t I following already? I swear I already did… oh well. FOLLOWING!
i got your back abs
Ooooh! Phillis and Abeo get an adult rating! Nauuuuughty!
Doesn’t he want anymore followers? Offering a prize to the 100,000th is a good way to do that. People will be holding out now, and others may stop following to then wait and later re-follow at an attempt to become the 100,000th follower!! So many sheep.
Yeah you have to be uber interesting and fascinating to get a reply from Derren I have sent him links etc etc ( wot I think) are interesting things but nothing in response
Appreciate that the guy is sooo very busy and must receive hundreds if not thousands of various things to look at and to watch but hey Derren we are your fans a a little bit of love back at us would go along way sweetie.
Maybe he could do a huge twitter response to everyone ????
Julie
Coops must have a sore arse! Oh, no spam thingy… weird.
Just come across this on mirror.co.uk –
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/10/09/derren-brown-posts-bizarre-rant-on-youtube-saying-he-earns-a-living-out-of-smug-guess-work-watch-video-115875-21732828/
What are the media trying to get at exactly?! Probably just as well he criticised himself for the roulette wheel event before the media did. In fact, I’m surprised there was nothing about that in the papers, I thought the media would have had a field day of him failing! I bloody hate the media (sorry to any journalists…..)
*Disclaimer*
Watching anime does not in any way or form change you into the weirdo playing the Lucky Star bass in that video kk thx.
Anyone else who watches any kind of anime at all please back me up here. Phillis, just for uploading that, you can expect a great big exploding apple pie in the post which will explode upon opening the package. Then your life shall feel completely like the 5 minutes you just made me endure.
*Prepares the package*
@Bekki – that’s hilarious. They completely missed the point! You’d think someone at The Mirror would watch Family Guy!
You may have limited success at this – the 100,000th person will be constantly changing as people come and go, and if you pick one it will be disputable 5 minutes later. Awesome Stewie impression btw.
There is somebody still there…. at the mirror Hannah…and he’s not going to move from there.
@Bekki that article made me laugh so much!
@ Bekki
Just read that article from The Mirror…..And I knew journalists could be stupid, but come ON! That is BAD; really, really bad!
Perhaps then the best idea would be to give the prize to the first person who is the 100,000th follower. Problem solved (I think…)
Coops but is no longer visible I guess .. many names there already .. we have to move to other areas. Now it is no longer: “that bullet has your name on it” but …
Jack want a little present too .. that’s all ..
The funny thing is, (sorry again for another post), the media probably wanted to ridicule Derren for his quite sensational performance might I add, yet satisfactorily it is indeed people mocking the media. Love it!
Going to be watching you at St. Davids in April… My advice, Mr. Brown is wear something warm and waterproof
oh god, i dont understand all that tweeting business..
hiya. hope all is good.Missin you not on tv now as nothin on. Can’t belive you was one out. But stil vvvv good. Spot on with that girl with the balls your fab to watch. Ann
Am starting to regret being one of the first 20,000 followers
One question – what if the 100,000th follower is one of those annoying spam accounts..? Will the prize be sent to a tarty Britney-look-alike?
hey i dont believe im actually talking to darren brown it will be his pulisict or something but i just want him to know that hes brilliant and even know he got one thing wrong dosnt mean hes crap unlike other people say. hes brilliant and everyone gets things wrong noones perfect weldone for trying and your class keep at it mate:D but can you please do a show nere middlesbrough in cleveland so i can come and see you live
xx
- I’m afraid your wrong Sarah. Derren actually does twitter himself and we offered to do bit of tweeting and he karate chopped us all – Phillis
hi derren am seein u in april 2 cnt wait 2 meet u!! been a big fans of urs since i was 11 now am 21 lol!!! i think derren great!! my partner thinks am nuts lol!! but i cnt help being a big fan!! am always stuck 2 the tv when derren on lol !!!@georginaboddy xx
@Julie – I sympathise. I suppose we don’t realise just how many responses etc, Derren gets on Twitter (and a lot of them are just where his name is mentioned).
I posted (what I thought) was a witty little poem for him this morning, but probably by the time Derren does look at any tweets today (as I type this, I know he’s at the Globe theatre this eve), then my lovely, ickle poem will be well and truly lost. And I don’t like to send it again.
LC x
Same, the thought that he reads these comments is awesome enough, if i got a reply from him, i would faint, hes so great
and ive noticed all theese little pictures coming up, mind if i add them to the message to see which ones they are?
:O
i don’t know if they’ll all work, but thanks anyway:)
If the royal mail don’t lose it, the stike may see it delivered after xmas
It’s good to know that twitters are being read by Derren, surely he must get fed up reading them all? Except my ones of course xxxxxxxx
@ Nadia – or the porno spam dude with the big fat cock in the profile piccy?
Sorry for putting another post on, but I’ve just had a look at this link that Bekki put up
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/10/09/derren-brown-posts-bizarre-rant-on-youtube-saying-he-earns-a-living-out-of-smug-guess-work-watch-video-115875-21732828/
I dont believe this. >:(
It’s quite funny they don’t realise its an impression of Stewie Griffin,don’t they watch Family Guy?
But also,this is just for a bit of fun,right? It’s,the video, not really meant to mean anything serious:S
Why are they making such a big deal out of it,anyway?
In my opinion,it’s just a bit of fun after he didn’t do something right.If he’d had done it right,there would have been no funny video,so…him getting that wrong by accident or on purpose is better?Surely he knows what he’s doing.
Wow,long post
I remember when the closest we got to a Tweet from the man himself was “DVB wants to come home.”
(What do you mean that was only 4 months ago? Get off my lawn!)
its like the radio, call or text etc and we’ll put you on air etc, really its about interaction and makeing you feel like your a part of it, but thanx anyway i do enjoy reading the tweets etc.
from pete
i doubt any one reads through these any way, its just lonely or isulated people (same thing i suppose) that respond to this kind of things etc, FUK OFF ( sorry turrets ) anyway , i have said some interesting stuff and aint had no response , even to stuff which i really thought would be most interesting to our great and all powerful leader db but alas nought ! but as an understanding slave follower i well understand , if only he would listen he may find some thing he has been looking for in the way of what to do as in some thing big some thing very special , i was trying to capture his attention with interesting comments , etc to then lead him onto some where wonderful in the way of life here to alter the world, but like a magician pulling the cloth off and leaving everything in place. bye
- Oh how wrong you are Pete. What would be the point if we didn’t engage with you?
– Phillis
The prospect of getting my name tattooed on Coops bottom made me join twitter today.
Never thought that would happen. I am still the last person I know (except dad, but a farmer doesn’t count) that have not yet become addicted to facebook, including soon-to-be-retired nurses at work.
I’m daft too. I still don’t understand how I’m supposed to see what Derren writes, seems to me that it’s more comlicated to login to my account and try to find my way to people’s comments than just going to their pages directly???
Must force them to join immediately.
Oh, well. I’ll study the Twitter Support page tonight. But don’t have ANY friends on twitter.
Well I’m having a go at this ‘twitter’ lark but I really dont understand what I’m doing.!! no one can say that I have’nt given it a try though lol
xx
@ Jenny….I’m in the same boat as you, I don’t really understand the concept of twitter at all but I hate to miss out on anything lol
Have I got this right? If Derren has 101,613 followers, does that mean he is receiving 101,613 ‘tweets’ (assuming most people reply of course) surely, I’ve got that wrong? How does he find the time to work or watch ‘House’ and ‘Lie to me’ not to mention the normal routines of eating drinking, showering and sex…. I’m confused.
I don’t use Twitter very often mainly because it never seems to work for me so tonight I tried to send a reply to Derren and yet again there’s a technical ‘hitch’….never mind…Happy Christmas Derren and team Derren …have a good one Suex