Comments on: Man slept beside dead wife for 5 years http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/ The official Derren Brown Blog Mon, 07 May 2012 09:24:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Hannibal Lecter http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/#comment-46705 Hannibal Lecter Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:34:14 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=8117#comment-46705 Oh, now, look, my friends -- this is the new frontier! Let's get sold on it now, neighbors! What are the conditions which make this unappealing? 1.) It's rarely ever done, and 2.) the smell. This is no more unusual than one man rooting his central forelimb through the feces of another man in the feces' natural habitat, the anus, which is designed for evacuation, not entrance, and this story has more love and loyalty than the afroementioned homosexual lifestyle (noted for its devotees attending bath houses and bars for anonymous, venereal disease- spreading sex). Such wonderful dedication to which we could all aspire! If only the wife had been a pet dog, loving co-producer of seven hybrid dog/humans. Joking, people -- this is unusual, yes, but no more sickening than things happening everyday. Great dedication, though. Oh, now, look, my friends — this is the new frontier! Let’s get sold on it now, neighbors! What are the conditions which make this unappealing? 1.) It’s rarely ever done, and 2.) the smell. This is no more unusual than one man rooting his central forelimb through the feces of another man in the feces’ natural habitat, the anus, which is designed for evacuation, not entrance, and this story has more love and loyalty than the afroementioned homosexual lifestyle (noted for its devotees attending bath houses and bars for anonymous, venereal disease- spreading sex). Such wonderful dedication to which we could all aspire! If only the wife had been a pet dog, loving co-producer of seven hybrid dog/humans. Joking, people — this is unusual, yes, but no more sickening than things happening everyday. Great dedication, though.

]]> By: 1995 rules! I was born in it! http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/#comment-46693 1995 rules! I was born in it! Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:49:04 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=8117#comment-46693 Wouldn't she rot 'n' that? I feel sorry for him :( Wouldn’t she rot ‘n’ that? I feel sorry for him :(

]]> By: louise.x http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/#comment-46637 louise.x Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:19:57 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=8117#comment-46637 i think its really sad :( disturbing that he went through such trouble to get her back though, i'd rather not see decomposition :L gross ... :D its still pretty sad though, guess the poor guy just wasn't ready to let her go. X i think its really sad :( disturbing that he went through such trouble to get her back though, i’d rather not see decomposition :L gross … :D its still pretty sad though, guess the poor guy just wasn’t ready to let her go. X

]]> By: coocumb3r http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/#comment-46610 coocumb3r Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:06:38 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=8117#comment-46610 Imagine the smell! Imagine the smell!

]]> By: codifier http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/#comment-46608 codifier Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:07:49 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=8117#comment-46608 Ewww. And bought to you by TVNZ (Television New Zealand) WTF? Sorry about that. Ewww. And bought to you by TVNZ (Television New Zealand) WTF?

Sorry about that.

]]> By: Diane Brown http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/#comment-46601 Diane Brown Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:41:19 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=8117#comment-46601 So he woke up with a stiff one every morning for 5 years....... Feel sorry for him actually :) So he woke up with a stiff one every morning for 5 years…….
Feel sorry for him actually :)

]]> By: Ms G http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/#comment-46599 Ms G Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:22:44 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=8117#comment-46599 I wonder whether that is true. If so .. weird for sure. Not all normal anymore, this guy. His wife, if she had been somewhere else and seeing all of this ... would probably have had her ideas about the guy confirmed. He only saw to her surface and never saw her. I wonder whether that is true. If so .. weird for sure. Not all normal anymore, this guy. His wife, if she had been somewhere else and seeing all of this … would probably have had her ideas about the guy confirmed. He only saw to her surface and never saw her.

]]> By: buntz22 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/#comment-46595 buntz22 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:41:10 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=8117#comment-46595 He has SEVEN children??????????????? He has SEVEN children???????????????

]]> By: Jess xxx http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/#comment-46591 Jess xxx Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:11:46 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=8117#comment-46591 What makes this so creepy is that you can actually understand why he did it, and sympathize with him. I'm sure none of us would ever think we would do something like this....but if you missed someone that much, who knows what you'd do! What makes this so creepy is that you can actually understand why he did it, and sympathize with him. I’m sure none of us would ever think we would do something like this….but if you missed someone that much, who knows what you’d do!

]]> By: Twilord http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2009/11/man-slept-dead-wife-5-years/#comment-46582 Twilord Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:17:23 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=8117#comment-46582 Love is a pecular thing... I refuse to judge what I have not experienced. Love is a pecular thing… I refuse to judge what I have not experienced.

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