Comments on: New Xbox game teaches you how to talk to girls

By: flapjack

flapjack — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:22:14 +0000

Step 1. stop looking to the computer for answers about how to talk to humans, leave your bedroom and find some real people to practice on.

Step 2. elevate your gaze so you’re not talking to her cleavage.

That’s got to be worth £20 of anyone’s money already. (Wish I’d thought of it!).
Sounds like something Graham Linehan could use in the next series of “The IT Crowd”

By: Tony

Tony — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:55:57 +0000

Hang on… call the police?

So it’s illegal to creep someone out now, is it?

By: Alan C

Alan C — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:15:20 +0000

Maybe they could do one that teaches kids how to respect people and their belongings. Or a call centre version see how long you can keep someone on the phone for!!

By: SomeGuy

SomeGuy — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:51:45 +0000

@JenniferRuth I am sure Derren could speak to the ladies and get a similar result every time. Different or notall humans have similar drives motivations and desires. It is learning to read that is key. But I doubt this game can teach that.

By: Jess xxx

Jess xxx — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:53:17 +0000

HA! Fat chance!

By: ReliegiousMarie

ReliegiousMarie — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:45:54 +0000

Ermm, not that i need it but …where is the womens version of this?

By: Nopke

Nopke — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:33:53 +0000

Oh, sad boys .. they think they have it all together after having finished this ‘course’ … and then they run into the real bitches…

Lots would like to play for a few minutes just to see what it does, give it a good and proper workout .. that chick ..

By: : ?

: ? — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:29:56 +0000

That is hilarious- what’s next, a game involving virtual personal hygiene?!

By: emi

emi — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:30:56 +0000

Honestly guys, we’re really not that bad. some of us are really just as nerdy as you are…

By: ddeckmann

ddeckmann — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:11:35 +0000

The sequel can be jail or sex…

- or even jailsex? – Phillis