“A series of bizarre incidents involving sheep in Shropshire have led to farmers’ claims that aliens are attacking their livestock.
Farmers near Shrewsbury claim to have witnessed sheep being “lasered” by unidentified light from UFOs.
They have linked the unexplained incidents, where sheep’s brains and eyes were removed, to the mysterious orange lights in the sky.
They have found sheep with “neat holes” while their brains and other internal organs were removed. Other animals have lost eyes or had their flesh “carefully stripped away”, usually on the left side.
Phil Hoyle, 53, who has spent almost a decade investigating how the livestock have died, said the UFOs were found to have roamed a 50-mile “corridor” between Shrewsbury and Powys.
Mr Hoyle and 15 members of the Animal Pathology Field Unit, claimed they witnessed UFOs at work last month while working during the night at a Welsh hill farm near Radnor Forest.”
Read more at The Telegraph (thanks, Tammy)
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Anything to throw the scent off the bdsm beastiality trail.
Another Alien related story ;D This one slightly weirder than the other
Maybe they are being eaten by humans… are sheeps’ eyes a delicacy? I believe so…
If, after developing efficient space flight tech, we discover an intelligent civilization living underground in caves on Mars or in the seas of Europa, we should have some fun before we introduce ourselves properly…
Let’s make shapes in their crops and abduct their aunties before shining lights above their homes and running away, like the ‘teasers’ in Hitchhikers Guide.
He he he!
Why would aliens waste their time dissecting sheep? My butcher has a big poster showing their insides, it is not exactly a secret (the sheeps’ insides, not the aliens’).
Surely they could just visit a library, or hack into one? Very dubious.
Geez, first Us now sheep, I think the Aliens are bored
Unless some maniac with a lazer cutting device goes around roaming feilds at night time to mutilate sheep to confuse the public, I believe something is going on beyong our understanding.
I’ve seen pictures of the preciseness that must go into making these cuts, evidence that they were burnt out too.
People speculate it’s aliens doing biological research, I have no idea myself why an enlightened being would want to look into the biological structure of a sheep… Surely it’s below their interest.
As crazy as I may be labled, I speculate our government are behind and in something deeper than we perceive.
Well they won’t get insurance now will they!
livestock “mutilations” just never seem to go away…
I remember something similar though it must have been BrassEye. Either angry farmers wives but probably med Students! Wonder if a local butcher has some almost nose bleeding offers.
OMG, orange lights in the sky?! I saw a line of orange lights in the sky just last night! Martha, quick, leave out an offering of sheep to our new alien overlords!
There’s gotta be a better explanation than aliens surely…
So Darren whats the difference between the ridiculousness of these turnips and the ridiculousness of the other turnips?
Two questions need answering here.
1) How much does it cost a farmer to have dead sheep taken away for incineration (they’re not allowed to bury them any more)?
2) How much money do newspapers pay for stories like these?
JibJIB: Derren only posts the articles under ‘Derren Direct’ — this one was posted by Phillis, one of the blog’s webmasters, so I doubt that Derren will read these comments.
Uhm, sorry, I meant posted by Abeo. Whoops! Point still stands, though.
It wasnt meant for Derren Brown, rather the poster d-a-rren, with an A.