Comments on: Farmers Claim Aliens Are Attacking Their Sheep

By: JibJIB

JibJIB — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:22:56 +0000

It wasnt meant for Derren Brown, rather the poster d-a-rren, with an A.

By: Berber Anna

Berber Anna — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 12:17:48 +0000

Uhm, sorry, I meant posted by Abeo. Whoops! Point still stands, though.

By: Berber Anna

Berber Anna — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 12:16:58 +0000

JibJIB: Derren only posts the articles under ‘Derren Direct’ — this one was posted by Phillis, one of the blog’s webmasters, so I doubt that Derren will read these comments.

By: mrs grimble

mrs grimble — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:18:39 +0000

Two questions need answering here.
1) How much does it cost a farmer to have dead sheep taken away for incineration (they’re not allowed to bury them any more)?
2) How much money do newspapers pay for stories like these?

By: JibJIB

JibJIB — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:13:16 +0000

So Darren whats the difference between the ridiculousness of these turnips and the ridiculousness of the other turnips?

By: Alex Guy

Alex Guy — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:08:18 +0000

There’s gotta be a better explanation than aliens surely…

By: Jess xxx

Jess xxx — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 15:33:55 +0000

OMG, orange lights in the sky?! I saw a line of orange lights in the sky just last night! Martha, quick, leave out an offering of sheep to our new alien overlords!

By: spiderabc1

spiderabc1 — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 15:16:17 +0000

I remember something similar though it must have been BrassEye. Either angry farmers wives but probably med Students! Wonder if a local butcher has some almost nose bleeding offers.

By: roz

roz — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:19:58 +0000

livestock “mutilations” just never seem to go away…

By: David

David — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:54:50 +0000

Well they won’t get insurance now will they!