Comments on: Bible gets Twitter makeover http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2010/08/bible-twitter-makeover/ The official Derren Brown Blog Mon, 07 May 2012 09:24:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Amy http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2010/08/bible-twitter-makeover/#comment-80371 Amy Fri, 28 Jan 2011 16:33:51 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=13797#comment-80371 thats my birthday thats my birthday

]]> By: Paintyperson http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2010/08/bible-twitter-makeover/#comment-65422 Paintyperson Thu, 16 Sep 2010 23:40:24 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=13797#comment-65422 Quacktation from the church of the feathered few! * Duckism verse 1.0- the apparantly early scriptures....ahem In the beginning twas there a giant Duck, and all bowed down to the mighty fowl for the duckist of the land dared not the giant Duck cross for fear of punishment in the worst form.....Genital warts. Hence forth being cast upon them with great vengence and fury should they ever go against the Great Ducks commands. the great Duck hath spoken St. Trix Quacktation from the church of the feathered few! * Duckism verse 1.0- the apparantly early scriptures….ahem

In the beginning twas there a giant Duck, and all bowed down to the mighty fowl for the duckist of the land dared not the giant Duck cross for fear of punishment in the worst form…..Genital warts.
Hence forth being cast upon them with great vengence and fury should they ever go against the Great Ducks commands.

the great Duck hath spoken

St. Trix

]]> By: Tony http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2010/08/bible-twitter-makeover/#comment-63523 Tony Thu, 26 Aug 2010 08:22:04 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=13797#comment-63523 watsonneil - you need the LolCat Bible: http://www.lolcatbible.com. Check out Genesis 19: Sodom n Gomorrah PWNED. Genius. watsonneil – you need the LolCat Bible: http://www.lolcatbible.com. Check out Genesis 19: Sodom n Gomorrah PWNED.

Genius.

]]> By: roz http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2010/08/bible-twitter-makeover/#comment-63517 roz Wed, 25 Aug 2010 19:16:43 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=13797#comment-63517 kinda desperate, like xtian rock & roll. how can there be such a thing--we all know it's the devil's music! and we like it that way! ;) kinda desperate, like xtian rock & roll. how can there be such a thing–we all know it’s the devil’s music! and we like it that way! ;)

]]> By: Radu C http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2010/08/bible-twitter-makeover/#comment-63516 Radu C Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:49:24 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=13797#comment-63516 Can I keep the parts of the Bible about Jesus and burn the rest? Can I keep the parts of the Bible about Jesus and burn the rest?

]]> By: Jess xxx http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2010/08/bible-twitter-makeover/#comment-63511 Jess xxx Wed, 25 Aug 2010 11:31:01 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=13797#comment-63511 For a minute I thought part of the article read, 'Riess, who converted to Moronism as an adult...' :D This is pretty funny and kind of clever, but to me it just looks like another annoying attempt from Christianity to 'get down wiv de kids'. Like rap music about Jesus, or a puppet show about the story of the Good Samaritan (Heck, that was awful!) For a minute I thought part of the article read, ‘Riess, who converted to Moronism as an adult…’ :D

This is pretty funny and kind of clever, but to me it just looks like another annoying attempt from Christianity to ‘get down wiv de kids’. Like rap music about Jesus, or a puppet show about the story of the Good Samaritan (Heck, that was awful!)

]]> By: kopflog http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2010/08/bible-twitter-makeover/#comment-63509 kopflog Wed, 25 Aug 2010 09:26:02 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=13797#comment-63509 "raided a bunch of amalakites today, raped all their women, LOL" “raided a bunch of amalakites today, raped all their women, LOL”

]]> By: Tony http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2010/08/bible-twitter-makeover/#comment-63507 Tony Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:28:17 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=13797#comment-63507 Yup, there's plenty of humour in the 'good' book: Psalms 137:9 "How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock," or, "The man who brutally murders the babies is the dude! ROFL!" Genesis 19:8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. or "WTF? Leave these dudes alone, they are my guests, but hey, you can rape my virgin daughters if you like. KTHXBYE!" Yup, there’s plenty of humour in the ‘good’ book:

Psalms 137:9
“How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones against the rock,”
or, “The man who brutally murders the babies is the dude! ROFL!”

Genesis 19:8
Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
or “WTF? Leave these dudes alone, they are my guests, but hey, you can rape my virgin daughters if you like. KTHXBYE!”

]]> By: watsonneil http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2010/08/bible-twitter-makeover/#comment-63505 watsonneil Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:16:55 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=13797#comment-63505 What next? The bible in text speak. Actually, that would be good. What next? The bible in text speak. Actually, that would be good.

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