
Channel 4 have put together a rather random little website. Featuring some of the well known stars like Gordon Ramsey, Alan Carr, Jamie Oliver and of course Derren this little tool helps you construct twisted sentences with their words. The best ones will be shown on TV, so give it a go and see if you can put words in to the mouths of celebs – or just do what we do and try to make rude innuendoes.



Just yesterday I think I fortunately had a television woman with a woodpecker so she has a twist unfortunately.
Oh I didn’t know I could share it. Here’s what I made: http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce2581af023c
Cant seem to scroll down on my smart phone. Loved the idea too
> do what we do and try to make rude innuendoes.
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce2637c1be4c
well i tried the word “magic” to see if Derren says it. Let’s just say, he does not!
@Anonymous hahaha. It’s just not easy to ask when not on the Internet.
It looked like magnetic poetry, with the cut out words, so I made a little poem.
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce28e7d59cf9
LOL, good fun
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce2939b7d1f9
My little contribution…. http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce2a09cce5bd
LC x
“trousers” seems to be a particularly popular word among this lot!
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce2c22611c94
My other one says “my love of magic is a problem (less dramatic pause) unless you’re a lady who has a love for a LOOOONG woodpecker”
rudest I could manage… http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce2d88f82d9b
They guy that foes “ummm” in my video has been changed. I want him back.
of umms from Derren
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce2e00030411
What’s this all about then. Just seen Derren say ‘twist’ in the middle of the adverts on channel 4. Time about 20.20 give or take a minute or two. Is it part of his next tv trick?
Is this the reason i keep seeing celebrities saying “twist” on channel 4? hmmph
@Steve: http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce2edc48d0ad
This looks like it could be great fun, going to have a look around now.
Well here’s mine…I wanted to get Derren in more than once
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce3131755257
make derrren say Bingo over 9000 times, so funny!!!!
My friend managed to make this one! Oo-er! Sorry Derren! http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce313337ec14
All said by Derren, i had:
Hi! I am magic (less dramatic pause) how do i do magic (umm-davina) old men are (men and are said by random) FIT! (less dramatic pause) True. True.
SHAMEFULLY, MY CHROME IS FUCKING UP SHOCKWAVE AND JUST BEFORE SUBMISSION IT CRASHED.
FML.
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce374728ba3b
@Berber That was really funny! I liked that a personality seemed to come across in the sentence.
I’ve done a Take That related one!
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce3af000ef0e
If you refresh the page you can change who says what words. I refreshed lots of times to get Derren saying “me” and “magic”.
Here’s mine http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce3206191064
Oh I am too easily amused. I just strung all my Derren’s together just to see. He had magic and do and umm. I am just too tickled. I shall waste much time here.
Hmmm. Cept the only nes c4 seems to like are those bigging up c4. BORING.
Oh Gosh. The ones in the gallery are great!!! The one from army wag and the ones near it in the row. I thought I was good at Language Arts, but there are some very clever wordsmiths out there. I am just a dud compared to some of these.
Oh Tom clever use of “we”
@Lee I’ve just seen it too. He is still looking and sounding great ; )
Here’s my contribution to mankind. – It’s hard to come up with a thought provoking message such as this, with such a limited choice of words.
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce3316f0be34
My 11 year-old daughter’s. Not rude, but clever.
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce45375252cf
Oh poo. I finally read the terms and conditions and I’m only supposed to view, not create, if I am not in the UK. I figured if I could see it here, which usually I cannot, then it was OK. Oh well.
Here are my Shakespeare inspired contributions:
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce5123c8298a
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce51277c023a
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce512c8b6601
And a random magic-related one just for Derren:
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce5132021d6a
I made a video with a woodpecker and a trumpet woman: http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce5159a8d29f
I made a Derren-centric vid a few days back and just found this blog post so here it is!
DERREN IF YOU’RE OUT THERE, WATCH YOUR POWERS OF PERSUASION AT WORK!!! =]
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce5a58c06bb0
Derren does say Magic!! x