The President of Malawi wants to make farting illegal

Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country. The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.’
But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult – and may lead to miscarriages of justice as ‘criminals’ attempt to blame others for their offence. One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: ‘My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus?
‘And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint ‘culprits’?
‘Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,’ she said.
Another said: ‘We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more.’
Via BusinessMail
Research Finds that Atheists are Most Hated and Distrusted Minority
“Intolerance is a bitter beast. There are many groups in America that are subject to discrimination and prejudice, but none are more hated than atheists. Research conducted a couple years ago at the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis found that atheists are more distrusted than muslims or homosexuals in the US.
Austin Cline from about.com writes, “Every single study that has ever looked at the issue has revealed massive amounts of bigotry and prejudice against atheists in America. The most recent data shows that atheists are more distrusted and despised than any other minority and that an atheist is the least likely person that Americans would vote for in a presidential election. It’s not just that atheists are hated, though, but also that atheists seem to represent everything about modernity which Americans dislike or fear.
The most recent study was conducted by the University of Minnesota, which found that atheists ranked lower than “Muslims, recent immigrants, gays and lesbians and other minority groups in ‘sharing their vision of American society.’ Atheists are also the minority group most Americans are least willing to allow their children to marry.” The results from two of the most important questions”
This group does not at all agree with my vision of American society…
Atheist: 39.6%
Muslims: 26.3%
Homosexuals: 22.6%
Hispanics: 20%
Conservative Christians: 13.5%
Recent Immigrants: 12.5%
Jews: 7.6%
I would disapprove if my child wanted to marry a member of this group….
Atheist: 47.6%
Muslim: 33.5%
African-American 27.2%
Asian-Americans: 18.5%
Hispanics: 18.5%
Jews: 11.8%
Conservative Christians: 6.9%
Whites: 2.3%”
Read more at News Junkie Post
Bogus “dowsing rod bomb detector” still being sold from the UK
Jim McCormick is the man behind the ADE-651. He’s appeared on TV claiming his device will detect anything from elephants to drugs to TNT with his magical dousing rods. On inspection the devices contain no actual working parts. But this didn’t stop the devices raking in an incredible $85 Million.
The device sold all over the world is very prominent at checkpoints in Baghdad. Thousands of the “detectors” were bought for an astonishing $40,000 each from Jim McCormick’s Somerset company ATSC.
Many experts were quick to denounce these devices stating that they are not just completely bogus but the practice of selling them is completely immoral.
James Randi came forward and asked ATSC to take part in his JREF Million Dollar challenge. When he refused Randi notified the authorities and Jim McCormick was arrested on fraud charges. (See video from jan 2010 above).
However in a recent investigation has shown that these devices are still being sold around the world for extortionate amounts. The government’s Department of Trade and Industry, which has since been superseded by the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills, helped two of the manufacturers sell their products in Mexico and the Philippines.
Just three months after the ban on sales to Iraq and Afghanistan, a product called the HEDD1, consisting of a radio aerial on a handle made in Bulgaria, was displayed at a security exhibition at Olympia in London.
The company selling the devices, Unival, claimed that while all the other products which looked like it were a “massive scam”, theirs was different.
The HEDD1 was marketed by a retired British Army colonel, John Wyatt, who told prospective buyers that it had “proved extremely successful in several foreign countries”, including in “double blind” tests.
In reality the maker of HEDD1, Yuri Markov, had been charged in the United States in 2008 for fraudulently claiming that the previous version of his so-called bomb detector could detect explosives.
The US Navy had subjected it to a double-blind test and found it “does not work”.
More information on this at BBC
All-Nighters Make Bodies Hoard Calories

“Staying up all night clearly taxes the body, but scientists have only now added up the exact bill. By measuring the actual number of calories the body expends to fuel an all-nighter versus a good night’s sleep, researchers from the University of Colorado at Boulder calculate that a full night of sleep helps the body conserve as much energy as is in a glass of warm milk.
Missing a night of sleep forces the body to burn about an extra 161 calories than it would have during eight hours of sleep (not counting what’s used in moving around while awake), but it’s no weight-loss miracle: The body tries to make up for the deficit by saving more energy than usual the next day and night, researchers report in the January Journal of Physiology.
The measurements, the first to put precise numbers on how much total energy people use in a 24-hour period while asleep, awake or recovering from a night of sleep deprivation, help bolster a theory that an important function of sleep is to save energy (SN: 10/24/09, p. 16).
To measure how much energy people use during sleep in a more rigorous way than has been done before, Kenneth Wright, a physiologist at the University of Colorado, and his colleagues studied seven people. Each of the healthy young volunteers lived inside a sealed room for three days. The volunteers were on bed rest the entire time and ate the same amount of calories at the same time each day. The researchers continually monitored the subject’s brain waves and how much oxygen and carbon dioxide the person breathed in and out. From there, the team could calculate each person’s energy use during each stage of sleep and waking.
“This is a Herculean effort,” neurobiologist Paul Shaw of Washington University in St. Louis says of the study. “This will be the gold standard going forward.””
Read more at Wired (Thanks @XxLadyClaireXx)
To Really Learn, Quit Studying and Take a Test
“Taking a test is not just a passive mechanism for assessing how much people know, according to new research. It actually helps people learn, and it works better than a number of other studying techniques.
The research, published online Thursday in the journal Science, found that students who read a passage, then took a test asking them to recall what they had read, retained about 50 percent more of the information a week later than students who used two other methods.
One of those methods — repeatedly studying the material — is familiar to legions of students who cram before exams. The other — having students draw detailed diagrams documenting what they are learning — is prized by many teachers because it forces students to make connections among facts.
These other methods not only are popular, the researchers reported; they also seem to give students the illusion that they know material better than they do.
In the experiments, the students were asked to predict how much they would remember a week after using one of the methods to learn the material. Those who took the test after reading the passage predicted they would remember less than the other students predicted — but the results were just the opposite.
“I think that learning is all about retrieving, all about reconstructing our knowledge,” said the lead author, Jeffrey Karpicke, an assistant professor of psychology at Purdue University. “I think that we’re tapping into something fundamental about how the mind works when we talk about retrieval.””
Read more at NY TImes (Thanks @XxLadyClaireXx)
WTF: Woman sues P-Diddy for $900 Billion for “knocking down the world trade centre”

According to Radar Online P-Diddy is being sued for rather a large sum of money. Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the star, real name Sean Combs, accusing him of a whole plethora of wrong doings.
According to Turks, the 41-year-old, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porterand LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Centre amongst other outrageous alleged atrocities.
Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for “loss of income.”
Commerce gets social: How social networks are driving what you buy

“Ryan Romanchuk recently bought some Scott Naturals toilet paper, refills for his Reach dental flosser, Strunk’s The Elements of Style (fourth edition) — plus a Glock 23 semi-automatic pistol. In fact, every time the 25-year-old software engineer spends money — on The Hurt Locker at iTunes, or a Wolf Trap gold-mining sluice — he lets the world know on Blippy, a website that automatically and very publicly shares all of its members’ credit card transactions in real time. Launched last January and backed by $13 million from investors including Twitter’s Evan Williams and Sequoia Capital, Blippy also publishes transactions on your eBay, Amazon and other linked accounts. And because the site encourages friends to comment on items shared, it says users can “watch… purchases come to life”.
For Romanchuk, based in Palo Alto, California, such sharing is a means of self-expression that earns social capital. “I share because I get validation through my peers,” he says. “It’s the most honest way I can express my interests and values. It’s a great feeling to find complete strangers who have watched the same movie or read the same book, and it’s rewarding when others reach out about the things I reviewed that I care deeply about. It also influences my purchases: if one of my friends watches a movie, I almost always add it to my Netflix queue.”
Romanchuk doesn’t mind that, last April, Blippy let Google expose some users’ credit card numbers: he is hooked. Indeed, he has now got a job there writing code. “That initial fear [of sharing] is what really gets me excited about this space,” he says. “You quickly realise that obsessively reviewing the things you buy is, well, a lot less scary than you thought, and you have fun in the process.”"
Read more at Wired (Thanks @XxLadyClaireXx)
Infectious moods: How bugs control your mind

“The brain is supposed to be isolated from the immune system – but now it seems that happiness, depression and even mental illness really can be catching
FEELING happy? Down in the dumps? Or been behaving strangely lately? Besides the obvious reasons, whether or not you are happy or sad, or prone to depression or other mental illnesses, could be a consequence of an infection – or even down to the diseases that you didn’t catch during childhood.
“It used to be thought that the immune system and the nervous system were worlds apart,” says John Bienenstock of McMaster University in Hamilton, Canada. Now it seems the immune system, and infections that stimulate it, can influence our moods, memory and ability to learn. Some strange behaviours, such as obsessive compulsive disorder, may be triggered by infections, and the immune system may even shape our basic personalities, such as how anxious or impulsive we are. The good news is that understanding these links between the brain and immune system could lead to new ways of treating all kinds of disorders, from depression to Tourette’s syndrome.
This is a massive shift in thinking. Not so long ago, the blood-brain barrier was thought to isolate the brain from the immune system. The cells that make up the walls of blood capillaries are joined together more tightly in the brain than elsewhere in the body, preventing proteins and cells getting into the brain. Now, though, it is becoming clear that antibodies, signalling molecules and even immune cells often get through, sometimes with radical effects. In fact, immune cells do not even need to reach the brain to influence it. Here we look at some of the effects they can have.”
Read more at New Scientist (Thanks @XxLadyClaireXx)
Mammoth ‘could be reborn in four years’

“Previous efforts in the 1990s to recover nuclei in cells from the skin and muscle tissue from mammoths found in the Siberian permafrost failed because they had been too badly damaged by the extreme cold. But a technique pioneered in 2008 by Dr. Teruhiko Wakayama, of the Riken Centre for Developmental Biology, was successful in cloning a mouse from the cells of another mouse that had been frozen for 16 years.
Now that hurdle has been overcome, Akira Iritani, a professor at Kyoto University, is reactivating his campaign to resurrect the species that died out 5,000 years ago.
“Now the technical problems have been overcome, all we need is a good sample of soft tissue from a frozen mammoth,” he told The Daily Telegraph. He intends to use Dr Wakayama’s technique to identify the nuclei of viable mammoth cells before extracting the healthy ones. The nuclei will then be inserted into the egg cells of an African elephant, which will act as the surrogate mother for the mammoth.
Professor Iritani said he estimates that another two years will be needed before the elephant can be impregnated, followed by the approximately 600-day gestation period. He has announced plans to travel to Siberia in the summer to search for mammoths in the permafrost and to recover a sample of skin or tissue that can be as small as 3cm square. If he is unsuccessful, the professor said, he will ask Russian scientists to provide a sample from one of their finds. “The success rate in the cloning of cattle was poor until recently but now stands at about 30 per cent,” he said. “I think we have a reasonable chance of success and a healthy mammoth could be born in four or five years.”"
Read more at The Telegraph (Thanks Tom)
A new casebook for Sherlock Holmes

“As Anthony Horowitz gets the nod for a new Holmes novel, what mysteries do you think the detective should tackle?
The Sherlock Holmes revival continues. Anthony Horowitz, the screenwriter and Alex Rider children’s series author, has been chosen by the Conan Doyle estate to write a new Holmes novel, to be released this September. He said he hoped to create “a first-rate mystery for a modern audience while remaining absolutely true to the spirit of the original”.
In the spirit of the announcement, imagine that you were given Horowitz’s task. What would you like to see the intrepid hero get up to? What mystery would he solve? Perhaps you can even provide a plot outline – in 100 words or fewer.”
Read more at The Guardian (Thanks Sara)


