Comments on: The President of Malawi wants to make farting illegal

By: Arvin Mendoza

Arvin Mendoza — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 08:56:08 +0000

Hahaha. . .that’s fucking ridiculous!! LMAO. . .i don’t often fart but i would if i’m in malawi, u knw, just to mock the government ‘coz of their foolishness!

By: Suzi Anderson

Suzi Anderson — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 14:06:17 +0000

Having lived in Malawi as a child (my Father was a Bank Manager back in the good old days when Malawi was a country that was rich in all sorts of ways which it still is except money of course, but thats anothe story altogether) I have to be thankful that we no longer live there. I would be a regular in the courts I hate to say. Ok too much information, but hey, its only natural, even the Queen does it apparently LOL!!!! Anyway, I put it down to my poor eating habits. I am polite though, only done in private and even then I say pardon!!! Just wouldnt like a job in the Fart Police though not a job for weak stomachs!!!!

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:02:19 +0000

Not going to lie…..this did make me giggle XD

By: Francis

Francis — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 19:32:25 +0000

@ flapjack

Damn! Thought I had an airtight defence there…

What if you follow through? Surely it doesn’t count as a fart if you poo your pants

By: Fearglic

Fearglic — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 14:56:14 +0000

Should be made a crime but only after 8 pints of Guinness!!

By: Ross Buttetworth

Ross Buttetworth — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 11:23:31 +0000

Discusting!

No, not the passing of wind… The government that are put in a position to lead NOT rule!

I think they SHOULD make it a crime! Why not?!? Also they should make the sentence 500 years in prison, again why not? It’s no more rediculous!
I can’t believe that a subject such as ‘farting’ even gets discussed in such detail by a goverment! WTF is the world cOming to xD

By: Flapjack

Flapjack — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 10:22:47 +0000

I hear the counter argument for “whoever smealt it dealt it” from the prosecution bench is “those who said the rhyme, did the crime”

By: Rose

Rose — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 23:18:28 +0000

About time. Just told my fiance.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 23:09:13 +0000

“locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult”

that’s easy actually, the rule is “whoever smelt it, dealt it”

you know, trying to shift the blame haha

By: Nicholas Trillo

Nicholas Trillo — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 22:43:15 +0000

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