According to Radar Online P-Diddy is being sued for rather a large sum of money. Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the star, real name Sean Combs, accusing him of a whole plethora of wrong doings.
According to Turks, the 41-year-old, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porterand LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Centre amongst other outrageous alleged atrocities.
Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for “loss of income.”
Full story at Radar
Really? 1000$ billion dollars because apparently he took down the WTC?
The Internet is so full of gems.
Reading the story, this seems very similar to many of the patients with paranoid schizophrenia I’ve worked with. It’s sad that this was allowed to come to court rather than getting this poor woman the medical help she almost certainly needs.
Indeed, what is surprising me is that there is going to be a hearing! The woman obviously is not mentally sane. For her I can vouch. Now, everyone around her taking it to court, giving her a hearing? Come on.
bazaar!!!!!
I knew it, I just knew it!!
I’ve always known it was him though; it makes total sence. I want 100mill as I said it third.
I thought it was a joke site at first, but on digging about it is a proper site. Surely that woman is not right in the head. She needs locking up for the protection of the general public. I like the bit where she says he stole her casino chip with was worth 100 of zillion dollars and her hospital keys. Well like they say only in America.
Nice picture you used there!
It doesn’t take a master of the mind to read Diddy in that photo!
Perhaps she’s obsessed with the number 0 and couldn’t stop adding them.
Either that or she’s been flat on her back all her life popping out kids like a rabbit.
Yeap, only in America would you see this. …sigh.
That’s just ridiculous.
Not only that but P Diddy came to my house and ate everything in my fridge. At least 100 zillion dollars worth of food and drank all my milk so I couldnt even make a brew to recover from the shock. Then he played me his back catalogue of albums. I now have 200 gazillion dollars worth of psychiatric bills to pay and I’m unemployed because I cant answer a phone without rapping and nobody likes my grill which I fashioned from soup cans. Damn you Diddy.
– Are you sure? Wowzers he’s a real sod isn’t he! – Phillis
Diddy localised the latest pokemon games. “Xtransceiver” is his fault.
This is what happens in a country where lawyers are cheaper than doctors.
I just hope, for the sake of her children, that they’re as imaginary as the rest of it. I mean, where do you go from a childhood like that? You either become a serial killer or the voice of a generation…
*facepalm* Of course it was Diddy. How did we not see it?!?!?!?!?!?! *end sarcasm*