Comments on: Self-proclaimed witch says human laws don’t apply to her http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/ The official Derren Brown Blog Mon, 07 May 2012 09:24:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Nicholas http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/#comment-87262 Nicholas Mon, 23 May 2011 13:52:42 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=16332#comment-87262 She was right, until the majority proved otherwise. Might is right, and she, even as a witch is clearly a minority. So in the spirit of divide and conquer, what is it that we agree on. She doesn't like being pulled over, and she is incredibly re-active, dangerously so. The key, (in my opinion), self control when emotionally reactive and sensitivity when dealing with others. How are we going to achieve this? Burn her, stupid witch, LOL, silly witches, *witty put down no.1*, *witty put down no.2*. I'm short of answers, but hope you enjoyed my question. She was right, until the majority proved otherwise. Might is right, and she, even as a witch is clearly a minority.

So in the spirit of divide and conquer, what is it that we agree on.

She doesn’t like being pulled over, and she is incredibly re-active, dangerously so.

The key, (in my opinion), self control when emotionally reactive and sensitivity when dealing with others.

How are we going to achieve this? Burn her, stupid witch, LOL, silly witches, *witty put down no.1*, *witty put down no.2*.

I’m short of answers, but hope you enjoyed my question.

]]> By: A.M. http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/#comment-87248 A.M. Mon, 23 May 2011 01:45:29 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=16332#comment-87248 Oh man, she's ALWAYS been like that. I remember when I started my second year at Hogwarts I had to share a block with her and she went on and on about how Professor Dumbledore's rules did not apply to her. Seriously, for a Hufflepuff she acted like such a Slytherin! She also dated this guy named Tom Riddle. He used to call himself "Lord Volder..." something. I wonder what happened to him. They made such a cute couple. Oh man, she’s ALWAYS been like that. I remember when I started my second year at Hogwarts I had to share a block with her and she went on and on about how Professor Dumbledore’s rules did not apply to her. Seriously, for a Hufflepuff she acted like such a Slytherin! She also dated this guy named Tom Riddle. He used to call himself “Lord Volder…” something. I wonder what happened to him. They made such a cute couple.

]]> By: alan http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/#comment-87174 alan Sun, 22 May 2011 06:34:44 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=16332#comment-87174 “A SELF-proclaimed witch who says she is not subject to earthly laws is appealing against convictions for dangerous driving” Good morning Judge, so it’s time to pay? I stole a broom, and I flew it away. “A SELF-proclaimed witch who says she is not subject to earthly laws is appealing against convictions for dangerous driving”
Good morning Judge, so it’s time to pay?
I stole a broom, and I flew it away.

]]> By: Mark http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/#comment-87021 Mark Thu, 19 May 2011 20:57:58 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=16332#comment-87021 A real witch.. really? I thought they didn't exist. A real witch.. really? I thought they didn’t exist.

]]> By: Stacy Smith http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/#comment-87019 Stacy Smith Thu, 19 May 2011 17:51:46 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=16332#comment-87019 So wait.... If our laws don't apply to her, then the law stating police need a reason to lock her up shouldn't either. Either way, she's getting arrested. So wait…. If our laws don’t apply to her, then the law stating police need a reason to lock her up shouldn’t either.

Either way, she’s getting arrested.

]]> By: Eric http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/#comment-87017 Eric Thu, 19 May 2011 17:14:05 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=16332#comment-87017 You can't fix stupid. You can’t fix stupid.

]]> By: Fearglic http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/#comment-87013 Fearglic Thu, 19 May 2011 14:08:26 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=16332#comment-87013 Poor peeler. He probably just wanted some magic potion. Poor peeler. He probably just wanted some magic potion.

]]> By: Alan http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/#comment-87009 Alan Thu, 19 May 2011 06:48:06 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=16332#comment-87009 She needs professional help. She's clearly insane or she needs proof that her claims are true....witch'll never happen. See what I did there? She needs professional help. She’s clearly insane or she needs proof that her claims are true….witch’ll never happen.

See what I did there?

]]> By: Kia001 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/#comment-87008 Kia001 Thu, 19 May 2011 06:28:00 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=16332#comment-87008 Well, shooting her into space would be way to expensive, but you could always just build her a raft and kick her off to the international waters... Well, shooting her into space would be way to expensive, but you could always just build her a raft and kick her off to the international waters…

]]> By: weetrot http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/2011/05/selfproclaimed-witch-human-laws-apply/#comment-87006 weetrot Thu, 19 May 2011 05:29:25 +0000 http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/?p=16332#comment-87006 it's Ricky Lake it’s Ricky Lake

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