A message from the Parrot Zoo:
“I am proud to announce the winners of our spectacular Derren Brown Prize Draw, so all you guys who kindly had a go please check below to see if you have an early Christmas Bonus.
All the winners will be contacted by email early next week to confirm your postage address.
May I personally thank you all for entering the draw as every single penny raised will be going towards the care and upkeep of the many parrots and animals here at the centre.
It’s young Coops Birthday and this time instead of flooding his email – you shuold follow him on @lordcoopy and say a Happy 13th Birthday to him yourself.
Not content with his job as the Mr Browns trusty assistant, Coops has taken to re-editing Family guy and is not applying for a job at Disney. Follow him on Twitter @lordcoopy where I’m sure you’ll find out about more of his shenanigans.
Yes – we lost a competition. We dropped enough hints as to where it might be and eventually one of you found it for us here. Congratulations to Claire T who will receive a bunch of goodies.
A lot of you feel the need to email us a word or phrase in order to win. But in each case it is something you must DO (Then email us). Thanks for all those that sent in bizarre pics – to the poor guy who felt the need to paint his toenails black?! and to the several people who took to wearing skirts (skirts = tricks backwards). Well done but your not quite there.
Next competition will start on Monday and will require you to know some information about The Events so keep an eye out for info and see if you can find out what is going to happen on the shows.
Abeo, Phillis and Coops, Mr Brown and the rest of the Enigma crew say a big thanks to all the fans that have helped us make it here.
1000 posts, 20,000 comments and we’re well over half a million visits (that’s actual people coming here) a month – and we’re not even a year old. Special thanks to those who comment and submit material making sure that the articles we post are properly addressed – there’s too many to list now, but you know who you are – even those of you that post pointless rants, humorous anecdotes and dirty little puns – AHEM – Flapjack! 😮
Also thanks to those who have spotted glitches and boo-boo’s, typos and even mishaps that occur even at 3am. And to those who send in thanks, revealing pictures and kind messages.
Finally – big love to the religious nut jobs with their vitriolic death threats and excellent command of the Queen’s English – you see we love you too because Jesus said to. “Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you” – oh yes – an extra big sloppy kiss from the Dorris to you – come to mummy and let me cradle you in my warm bosom.