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Posted by Derren Brown News July 1, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Yes you read it right and it’s only taken us a whole friggin year. Lots of pushing back and forth between TV companies, managers, copyright lawyers, human rights groups, gay activists, animal welfare research scientists and an army of Puerto Rican immigration officials has laboured the slow task of amassing all the content and arranging it in a format suitable for your new iPad, HTC phone or Commodore 64. Well now it’s ready.

There’s a stack of new content and stuff to browse – we’ll also be adding things as we go along. We will be on the look out for those of you who have stuff we’ve missed, radio interviews, paper clippings, nuggets of joy or long suppressed images of DB’s “bad hair” phase.

We will also happily entertain those of you who are vigilant, well versed and keen-eyed to point out the mistakes, glitches and bugs you come across. We’re even open to the Grammar-Nazi Clan still working on Windows ME who wish death upon us for a misplaced Hungarian umlaut on some of the fan pages we have nothing to do with.

For those of you who are more original thinkers who want to suggest content such as an interactive hamster suppressant or things such as this are welcome to send in ideas and we will consider any on site proposal no matter how utterly ridiculous. Best one wins a bunch of stuff I found in a room no one knew existed here at Brown Towers. I (Phillis) will be tweeting the best and worst ones and may reward both.

Ideas, feedback and insults should be aimed at Phillis Dorris the site CONTENT admin – or tweet me @phillisdorris. Glitches and bugs should be sent to the TECHNICAL admin Abeo – or tweet her on @abeodbart, but please check you’ve spotted a genuine mistake as “my hard drive is full of porn” is really not our issue.

There’s no official launch time as the servers hate spikes. So we’ll open up bits over the day and allow you all access in an orderly fashion. We hope you enjoy.

Edit: Site is now Live, visit

July 1, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Will says:


*Gets C64 out*

July 1, 2010 at 3:33 pm
rogibson says:

This is going to be mental – I’m camping outside!

July 1, 2010 at 3:34 pm

CAN. NOT. WAIT!!! That is all…… πŸ˜€

LC x

July 1, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Nadia says:

Ooh, ‘citing! It’s been a long time coming πŸ˜€

If you need someone to view and test the site on various gadgets, including the iPad, feel free to send me these gadgets, and I will be more than happy to do so πŸ˜€

July 1, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Dee says:

“gay activists”

Did you have to? I get sick of gay, gay, gay as a joke every god damn day.

When I no longer have to physically defend myself (on average twice a week) just because I’m gay I might find this sort of thing funny.

– Try wearing a dress whilst weighing 17Stone! – Phillis

July 1, 2010 at 3:40 pm
@Kei_Jo says:

That title is rather confusing.

July 1, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Burntbroccoli says:

I’m a data hoarder so I have some radio stuff from years ago, probably a load of interviews as well. I will dig it all out.

July 1, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Rob Webley says:

I want a nugget of joy!

July 1, 2010 at 3:42 pm
debbie says:

fantastic can’t wait a moment longer

July 1, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Diane Brown says:

Can’t wait to get my gums into this new website!!!!! Salivating as I write this πŸ˜€

July 1, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Izzy says:

Pfft, what ‘bad hair phase’?
Oh right, yeah, I remember it…

July 1, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Jess xxx says:

Wow, a shiny new website…

Now that my hard drive is empty of porn, I can download some images of DB’s bad hair phase! πŸ˜€

July 1, 2010 at 4:10 pm
HannahHannah81 says:

Should we be looking out for Some Time? How I fail to appreciate how sick you must be of that :D.

July 1, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Ellie says:

FINALLY !! Ive only been waiting for like ever! πŸ™‚ yaaayyy

July 1, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Kevos says:

I am hoping for a Derren Brown animal look-a-likes section

July 1, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Glenn Horsley says:

Look forward to seeing it πŸ™‚

July 1, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Anton says:

“we will consider any on site proposal no matter how utterly ridiculous” Well then. A challange has been set! So how about a flash game with DB going around and throwing tennis rackets at psychics who get ghosts to do the thriller danse and shoot lemons from a cannon made of gummy sweets and used syringes. In a funny hat.

July 1, 2010 at 4:54 pm
NevadaGirl says:

Applause goes out to the hard workers behind the site. If Abeo is running the technical side of things on the new site then I’m sure things will run as smoothly as butter. Props also to Phillis for entertaining us. She can turn an ordinary post about a new site into a paragraph sure to produce giggles, LOLs, ROFLs, and any other abbreviations used to indicate laughter. Also cheers to the hilarious Coops-who I hope can incorporate some Family Guy clips being paired with Derren’s Stewie impersonation into the site. And of course congratulations to Derren Brown himself, a website like the upcoming one is a mile marker. I don’t know of any others that are behind this new site. I suppose hearty applause just goes out to all at Brown Towers as well as to the fans who keep sites like these alive.

July 1, 2010 at 5:01 pm
tiram says:

you should sell tickets for this! yaaaaay!

July 1, 2010 at 5:13 pm
ReliegiousMarie says:

If i can’t access the site via my Atari tommorow…i’m going to throw cakes and poo!

July 1, 2010 at 5:21 pm
helen king says:

Phyllis is Derren. The sardonic humour is too obvious. I shall imagine you in a dress. ………ew, maybe not!

July 1, 2010 at 5:26 pm

Oh! Exciting times… πŸ™‚

July 1, 2010 at 6:26 pm

o m g the site will be awsome cant wait

July 1, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Mark says:

lolz. I’ll have my Commodore 64 at the ready. If it doesn’t look good I’ll not be a happy bunny either because I’m heading up into the damp, dark attic to grab it and who knows how long that’ll take. So it better look good. Aiight! πŸ˜€

July 1, 2010 at 6:45 pm
DerrenBrownFan says:

yes! yes! YES! I have been waiting for this for ages! Can’t wait! πŸ˜€

July 1, 2010 at 8:58 pm

put this game on the new site πŸ˜› πŸ˜› ?
or make a new game that you can shoot joe powers in the head repeatably? πŸ™‚

July 1, 2010 at 9:37 pm
codifier says:

All our anticipation are belong to them…

Funny coincidence – I was just getting all nostalgic recently about my Commodore 64 which I sold probably two decades ago. *sigh*

July 1, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Wendy says:

don’t forget to archive the old website!

July 1, 2010 at 10:43 pm

LOL at camping out side comment πŸ™‚

July 1, 2010 at 10:59 pm
Rhian says:

*Books week off*
Good luck guys and gals!

July 2, 2010 at 12:36 am
Elise says:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! xxx Can’t wait.

July 2, 2010 at 1:35 am
Michael McG says:

This news warms the heartles of my co……..err

July 2, 2010 at 2:52 am
killtest says:


July 2, 2010 at 7:05 am
NevadaGirl says:

I know this is a little unrelated, but isn’t it Coops’ birthday on the 3rd? Has the excitement over the new site made everyone forget?

July 2, 2010 at 9:39 am
JayKay says:

The nuggets of joy sound very exciting…

July 2, 2010 at 9:42 am
JayKay says:

Aw, @Izzy – that was cruel…

July 2, 2010 at 9:50 am
spiderabc1 says:

Congratulations to those at Brown Towers : ) Any chance Derren could do a quick sketch of you all? Best wishes.

July 2, 2010 at 10:04 am
jibjib says:

whats the address again///// ?

July 2, 2010 at 10:15 am
david with a small d says:

only C64? typical, No-one ever thinks of the Vic 20 users. πŸ™

July 2, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Man With A Very Hot Bladder says:

The new site looks OK in Chrome on Ubuntu but is all over the place in Firefox on Ubuntu.

Msg from Abeo: Should be fixed now, can you give it a go and see?

July 2, 2010 at 2:39 pm

@david – I used to use a Vic 20, thought it was the best thing around at the time!

The new DB site is wonderful. Very user friendly and easy to navigate. Well done to all involved! πŸ˜€

LC x

July 2, 2010 at 3:05 pm

I think the problem in Firefox may be font size – if you increase the font size using the browser settings it breaks the styling – pushes stuff across and down. Not sure if Firefox has a larger default or if my browser settings did it.

Msg from Abeo: Should be fixed now, can you give it a go and see?

July 2, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Rob says:

I am loving the new site. A one stop Derren shop. Nice.

July 2, 2010 at 11:33 pm
roz says:

very nice! and on time, too! πŸ™‚

July 3, 2010 at 6:13 am
Tracey says:

I am loving the new site πŸ™‚ easy to navigate around.

July 3, 2010 at 10:09 am
Tempe-chan says:

LOL, how abouts a interactive Derren Brown??? XDD!

And yes, I will be looking for bugs and glitches if I can :3

July 4, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Sabina says:

New site is amazing!! Kudos to all involved, you’ve done a great job.

July 5, 2010 at 1:43 pm
J says:

Site is looking very good – cheering like a mad eeeeejit