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HANDZOFF: ANTI-MASTURBATORY CAR FRESHNER

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Posted by abeodbart April 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm

Can anyone explain this to me? – from Amazon. (Thanks Houdinia)

COMMENTS
April 30, 2009 at 5:19 pm
doug says:

Errr.. pardon?

Whatever it is, i most certainly do not approve.

Haha


April 30, 2009 at 5:30 pm
jameshogg says:

What the fuck?


April 30, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Gemma MacNaught says:

ha!

The market researchers for that product obviously talked to alot of very frustrated men…


April 30, 2009 at 5:48 pm
John says:

I believe you can get a passenger-led hands-free version, but that too is not recommendd while the car is in motion.


April 30, 2009 at 5:49 pm
JPW says:

Sounds like something The Onion would do.
:)


April 30, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Emma Rose says:

Maybe it’s for people who REALLY like driving, Like Jeremy Clarkson in an Alfa Romeo.


April 30, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Trainlady says:

Is it pine scented or ocean breeze??


April 30, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Gemma MacNaught says:

The chinese are at it too….

http://i37.tinypic.com/160zg1t.jpg


April 30, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Flapjack says:

Erm, I could understand an anti-masturbatory handbrake if you’re talking about altenatives you could grip, but how an airfreshener puts you off masturbating in the car is a mystery.
Perhaps it smells so noxious that sex is the last thing on your mind? But I always use “Feu Orange” for that, as it smells of a chemical mix of oranges gone bad and Sunny Delight (Better known in these parts as Agent Orange)!


April 30, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Sarah says:

@ Trainlady- Apparently its sunflower scented.
I don’t see the connection between the scent and what the air freshener claims to do.
Maybe sunflowers are an extreme turn-off for guys?
I’m female so I couldn’t know.


April 30, 2009 at 6:51 pm
ScreamingGreenConure says:

@Flapjack: you use a specific type of air freshener to put you off sex? Wow.


April 30, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Flapjack says:

Oh crap – I just remembered Amazon remembers the pages you’ve browsed to recommend related products for future visits… I dread to think what spam I’m going to get now for clicking that link.
Thanks a bunch Phillis! :(


April 30, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Flapjack says:

SGC- Only when I’m playing hard to get ;)


April 30, 2009 at 7:56 pm
ScreamingGreenConure says:

http://www.ldolphin.org/mastdeath.jpg
I find this is a better deterrent.


April 30, 2009 at 9:55 pm
ReliegiousMarie says:

Can you actually montage that thing on someone´s back?…hmhm niice
:-)


May 1, 2009 at 1:05 am
Flapjack says:

SGC – YOU MEAN THEY LIED TO ME!?! I was told I could only get STIs from actual intercourse. They never warned me my own hand could carry syphilis.
Now I’m going to have to get myself a full GUM screening, some anti-bacterial handwash and one of those ‘ex-masturbator’ t-shirts! According to your educational link I should have died 19 years ago…


May 1, 2009 at 4:59 am
Emily says:

Ha ha this is rather mild compared to the anti masturbatory devices they used in psychiatry in the early days. Some of the spiked male varieties had me in tears and I’m a woman!



May 1, 2009 at 9:36 am
ScreamingGreenConure says:

@Flapjack: yes, and don’t forget that there is no such thing as safe sex. Condoms won’t save you, it’s all lies from today’s permissive, secular, sinful society.


May 1, 2009 at 5:23 pm
David says:

Wow… Beats me…


May 1, 2009 at 11:08 pm

wow i think i would need three hands to be accused of any of that monkey business hehe :D
& would i use it?
NO ;)
I would love 3 hands haha xXx


May 1, 2009 at 11:09 pm

PS
Whist driving of course
3 hands n such
yeah
OK
xXx


November 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm
fancyAcar says:

Haven’t got a clues what that’s all about but the first thing that comes to mind is probably not it by the way!


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