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Posted by abeodbart October 31, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Clearly this very serious issue needs all our attention: We need to get active and protect the children, ward away demons and find a more effective way to represent sarcasm in text format.

October 31, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Melissa says:

haha, you know i don’t know how i’d survive without this blog πŸ˜›

October 31, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Tom says:


October 31, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Laura says:

Haha! Oh dear some people really need their heads checking…

October 31, 2009 at 3:38 pm
JibJib says:

i better take down my halloween decorations πŸ˜€

October 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Rachael says:

Thats it! I’m not going out tonight… Vampire gummy bears! How are we all going to survive??!
πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰

October 31, 2009 at 3:41 pm
emma doran says:

Lol! i do like this :) may send this to the young in my family ha ha ha …Take care all and have a fun i’m going to get drunk tonight around friends house well a little drunk..,emma

October 31, 2009 at 3:41 pm
JayDee says:

Oooh, not the scary candy goblins *shudders*

October 31, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Americans are WIERDOS hello Derren would you like a sweetie little boy

October 31, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Stormβ„’ says:

And that ladies and gentlemen is why brothers are not allowed to marry their sisters and have babies.

October 31, 2009 at 3:52 pm
nealkenny says:

Yesterday i thought a king size Mars bar was stealing my soul,turns out it was just giving me the shits!

October 31, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Maya says:

Phew, I’m glad you warned me before I gorged myself on demonized sweets!

October 31, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Choc says:

At 3:35 the guy nails it “we live in one world and they live in another” The world Miss Daniels live is is one where she is an important,interesting person, not a bat shit crazy loon making a fool of herself on stage. Thankfully this world mostly exists inside her head. She is just another example of someone who wants to be respected and admired but is to stupid or lazy to actually achieve something so she goes down the easy religion,spiritualism,UFO,crazy science rout.Anyone can be an expert on these subjects you just have to say you are one and BANG it you are.

October 31, 2009 at 4:02 pm
angel2407 says:

W.T.F???? Only in America

October 31, 2009 at 4:03 pm
JonCottage says:

I want a Snickers Troll…….

October 31, 2009 at 4:04 pm
steffjade says:


What absolute bull bollocks πŸ˜€ is this for real?

October 31, 2009 at 4:05 pm
JonCottage says:

….or a Ripple Imp……

October 31, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Helen says:

ahahahahaha. πŸ˜›
i’m sorry but thats the best halloween related video i’ve ever seen!
what would i do for entertainment without you lot over at Brown Towers?! πŸ˜‰
thankyou for making my day, every day πŸ˜€

October 31, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Alicia says:

But…but…how can you celebrate Halloween without Gremlin Skittles?

October 31, 2009 at 4:42 pm

A bit like the plot to Halloween III

October 31, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Adam Carter says:

i love the way he said ‘kit kat’ πŸ˜›

October 31, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Jessrhian says:

LOL! Also kind of sad that its their ‘top story’ and have devoted over 6 minutes to something such piffle.

October 31, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Ben k says:

I hope the American stupidity we see in the news doesn’t seep over across the water, and that britons keep their cynical no nonsense attitude that we all love :)

October 31, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Kelsey says:

Oh no!! I just ate a pack of chewits bought ‘specially for Halloween. I might be possessed -_-

October 31, 2009 at 7:40 pm
jameshogg says:



Please help me Jebus!!!


Jebus? Jebus? Are you there?!!?

What is this red trident that has suddenly appeared in front of me?!


October 31, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Hansen says:

Looks like they pulled it off the website, you have to view the google cache to read the article now. lol

October 31, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Annette says:

OK, I’ve eaten all the sweeties I can get my hands on, now waiting for the demonic possession to start… Still waiting…. mmm…. nothing yet… Feel sick xx

October 31, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Kitty'sBitch says:

Still a favorite for halloween, from The Onion.

October 31, 2009 at 9:37 pm
drsponge says:

Surely not! I mean come on…

October 31, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Joyce says:

Demon candy! What’s next zombie Christmas turkey?

November 1, 2009 at 12:27 am
Paul Rattray says:

Wow! The mentally ill really get good coverage in the US

November 1, 2009 at 2:01 am
Nicole says:

This is why I love America. πŸ˜‰

November 1, 2009 at 2:52 am
Gurashie says:

Omg, a demon was in my Hershey’s bar!!

November 1, 2009 at 10:05 am
Andy T! says:

Aaaaarrrgghhh… If only i’d read the blog last night. Now I’m infused with demon candy. lol. Or back on this planet!!

November 1, 2009 at 11:13 am
flapjack says:

Looking forward to the “having sex with Demons” bit, I hear they’re horny 24/7!

November 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
flapjack says:

Ok, be honest here, has Derren been going around convincing fundamentalists their Pick & Mix is possessed again?
Maybe an idea for the next series of “Trick or Treat”?

November 1, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Lorna says:

This is top story news?
I knew there were evil forces compelling me to eat those galaxy bars!
The only hope for any of us now is to become fundamentalist Christians and renounce Satan and all his works, then maybe we can enjoy our confections in peace!

November 1, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Jess xxx says:

I don’t know what’s funnier….The thought of a demonic Curly Wurly, or the sarcastic tone of the news reader! πŸ˜€ I’ll bear this in mind for next year if anybody asks for a trick;
“Here are your gummy bears.”
“But I said ‘trick’.”
“I know….” πŸ˜‰

Happy Samhain

November 1, 2009 at 2:38 pm

Sorry, can’t think of anything worthwhile to say, too busy wetting myself with uncontrollable mirth here…..:D

LC x

November 1, 2009 at 4:32 pm
lou says:

this is too funny, and anyway witches don’t bother praying over any candy, we just eat it, then go off and look for a horny demon to have sex with…!

November 1, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Beth says:

I think the candy she’s been eating has certainly been tampered with… :S

November 1, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Tom says:

…. I’m sleeping with the light on.

November 1, 2009 at 11:23 pm
python says:

ahhhahhhahhhahh a demon inside your kit-kat what next, the a mummy in your lion bar lol πŸ˜€

November 5, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Fuzz says:

When I was younger, people used to use (<) after text if it was meant to be a sarcastic comment.

For example;

These people are completely sane (<)

November 8, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Grax says:

mmm…. candy


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