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Posted by Derren Brown February 17, 2010 at 11:43 am

First debauched video of the tour. This was late in Torquay, and features Sarah, a ram (?) bought from the Marble Museum gift shop, showing off her talking skills. This followed a gigglesome evening in front of YouTube, watching the talking cats and dogs compilation you’ll be no doubt familiar with (if not, watch first, otherwise this will be even more pointless). Iain donned Sarah, hid behind the chair and is doing the voice.

This may be a waste of valuable minutes for you in the cold light of day, but at the time we nigh on wat ourselves.

February 17, 2010 at 11:47 am
Gordon Wilson says:

Do the men who stare at goats know about this?

February 17, 2010 at 11:51 am
Jess xxx says:

What have you been smoking Derren?

πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

February 17, 2010 at 11:53 am
Sodium says:

If it makes you feel any better, Derren, there are several breeds of sheep where the females have horns. Not sure there are that many that sound like a baby breathing helium though…

February 17, 2010 at 11:58 am
Llama says:

Haha, I love it. I don’t know how Iain managed that voice… but kudos to him!

February 17, 2010 at 11:58 am

LOL Having watched that little compilation, now I can see where the “Do you love your mamma?” came from! Absolutely hilarious! I’d seen some of those animals ‘talking’ in that clip before but not all.

My cat once ‘spoke’ to me in the back garden and I was so freaked out by it I had to walk away!

Very funny….certainly made me laugh, Derren! πŸ˜€

LC x

February 17, 2010 at 12:11 pm
jojoes6969 says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So funny, reminds me of time spent with my faithful puppet Lamb Chop BAAAAAAA. You certainly know how to put a SMILE on everyone’s face. THANK YOU πŸ™‚
Yours Gratefully Jo. X

February 17, 2010 at 12:22 pm
ReliegiousMarie says:

hihihii, you baby´s! πŸ˜€

February 17, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Nopke says:

Hm, what shall I say ….

Does Lian takes some .. steroids (the reversed kind) to be capable to perform?
I can see some talent in there .. the way the ram poses .. the insight in how it needs to hold
its face … yeah, def. some talent there .. Could be something big.

February 17, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Nathaniel says:

Oh long Johnson.

February 17, 2010 at 12:54 pm

lol?! wierd but hilarious! πŸ˜›

check out our ‘stuck to the toilet’ parody of your ‘stick to your chair’ act πŸ™‚

February 17, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Verus says:

Crying with laughter at the compilation. My makeup is ruined! And Iain does a lovely impression of a female ram(!) Great stuff x

February 17, 2010 at 1:00 pm
vickicrane1979 says:

It may be a waste of valuable minutes, but it did bring a touch of sparkle and a smile to my otherwise dull and freezing cold day. I can’t wait to see what amusing knick knacks and pieces of tourist tat you manage to find when you come up to Bradford in April!! xx

February 17, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Kevin Oates says:

Sooooo funny am I sad?

February 17, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Tracey Mallett says:

Brilliant it made me laugh, quite a lot actually πŸ™‚

February 17, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Helen says:

this is actually better than that compilation. πŸ™‚

February 17, 2010 at 1:39 pm
roz says:

what a lovely (& way too generous) tribute to sarah palin! πŸ˜›

February 17, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Steve says:

Formal yet Friendly Greeting!!!…

Random weak comment involving your video!
(regretting not being smarter and funnier)

Endless appreciation for your Tv Shows( /Performances/Artwork/Jiggery Pokery),… long drawn out examples of why i think its important to give people a more cerebral viewing experience and how well i think you’ve done.

Incredibly witty and relevant use of filthy puns involving ‘Ovis’.

Bit of back and forth banter,…

Promises to catch up whenever he’s in New Zealand.

(I Want Your Mama)

February 17, 2010 at 2:14 pm
LukeVanDerLinden says:

After having watched your videos Derren I have concluded that you have a very odd but amusing social group. But why so odd? :

February 17, 2010 at 2:16 pm
kat says:

I’ve laughed so much i nearly peed myself!!!! Soooo Funny!!!

February 17, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Emma says:

Oh that was so funny. It should have come with a health warning, my back is killing me from laughing.

February 17, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Elly says:

This cheered me up no end thanks for the laughs πŸ™‚

February 17, 2010 at 3:15 pm
jayne says:

So Now we know what you lot get up to in between shows!!!!!

February 17, 2010 at 3:30 pm
kat says:

I am familiar with the ‘talking pets’ on you tube,as pathetic as they are.
I suppose we would all like to believe that our pets understand us,and I am definitely guilty of chatting to my dog.Notice I say chatting ‘to’ my dog,not ‘with.
Let’s face it;anyone who says their pets can talk needs psychiatric help.
You Tube has a lot to answer for,on many levels

February 17, 2010 at 3:42 pm
nettmac says:

hahahaha… I watched the cats and dogs compilation and my cat went nuts! He’s still looking around the house for the “hello” cat! That was so funny…. Off to cat comfort (poor thing)… Thanks Derren!! xxx

February 17, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Bletherskite says:

Haven’t seen this yet as I can’t get some pics and videos on my work computer but looking forward to getting home to have a look.

Can the shepherd’s daughter in me please just point out that there is no such thing as a female ram. Ram = male. You can however have female sheep, goats, cows etc. with horns.

February 17, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Emily says:

Oh bless you Derren. πŸ˜€ That goat is just the sweetest thing! Sarah did a wonderful job there. πŸ™‚

February 17, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Linsay says:

Loved the video, made me laugh so much! Thank you for making my day happier!

February 17, 2010 at 4:28 pm
ricoculous says:

I think you’ll find this is a talking cat:

February 17, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Rhian says:

Derren, Derren, Derren, what can one say….?
I love the randomness and could listen to you giggling all day x

February 17, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Ghost says:

Ah, talking cats/dogs … isn’t it amazing that when someone tells you what to hear you indeed will hear and hardly can not hear that after that? As with optical illusions a bit .. although not really.
A program here on tv, Toren, a female actress is busy with paper dolls behind her desk. The dolls are on a stick and she does an act with them and herself. Including the funny voices. You have to see it to get it inside, but hey ..

I hate my mouse pad on this laptop .. it wont accept my finger touch .. that to the side (not that it would itnerest you, but hey .. I’m here .. have fingers and they will speak)

February 17, 2010 at 6:25 pm
J-P says:

no waste, i was laughing hard at that πŸ˜€

February 17, 2010 at 7:02 pm
unmevsworld says:

Listening to Derren snicker in the backround is the best part. It makes me giggle, like a laugh track that actually has an effect.

February 17, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Bletherskite says:

Home now so finally getting to see this. It’s brilliant!!!!!!

February 17, 2010 at 7:53 pm
steffjade says:

it must be good to be awesome enuf to do one show a night then spend the rest of the time pissing about πŸ˜€

February 17, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Emma says:


February 17, 2010 at 10:22 pm
meriel says:

Watched this, then the cats and dogs compilation (as i hadn’t seen it before) then this a few more times haha! Time definitely not wasted πŸ˜€ I want Derren’s snickering as my ringtone haha! x

February 17, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Judith says:

LOL that is sooo funny, how the hell did he make that voice top man. Loved Derren in the back ground laughing πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ x

February 17, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Berber Anna says:

That’s not a ram, it’s a Highland cow.
Or, well, maybe a really ginger ram, I suppose.

I just laughed out loud at both vids. Hilarious. My late cat Marie could repeat her own name (‘Mrrree?’) — maybe I should train my latest cat to speak like these! πŸ˜›

February 18, 2010 at 1:46 am
CherryG says:

Hahaha! You funny beggars. πŸ˜€ Laughed a bit too loudly watching that. πŸ˜‰


February 18, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Nigel says:

Absolutely brilliant. I hate those talking animal people. “He’s really talking, he’s really talking!!!”

February 18, 2010 at 10:50 pm
Vampirebloom says:

*wipes tear from check* loved it πŸ˜€

February 18, 2010 at 11:56 pm
meriel says:

wish i could have seen Derren’s face lol! x

February 19, 2010 at 12:35 am
Lizzie says:

you guys are hilarious! Thanks for the smiles:) You fair cheered me up πŸ™‚
ps. that is a scarily impressive impression of a talking ram…welldone ‘)

February 19, 2010 at 3:14 pm
SiobhÑn says:

Brilliant – I wish there was a relevant emoticon for the looks my colleagues are now giving me…

February 19, 2010 at 3:44 pm
nelson says:

bloody hell that is miss sharona only miss sharona acts things like that,in fact i had a right laught.

February 19, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Jess xxx says:

This may well become the most popular DB video since the legendary Stewie impression! πŸ˜€

February 20, 2010 at 1:46 am
Hashead says:

I laughed , my daughter laughed but my wife really laughed! Tears were shed!

February 27, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Emma S-R says:

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was very funny! :))

February 28, 2010 at 5:49 pm
JayKay says:

Youz are menkl

March 1, 2010 at 2:35 pm
hallmork says:

Loved this video so much, when I was passing The House of Marbles couldnt resist popping in for a Sarah.
She is indeed a Highland cow as it says on the label, the name was covered by the price sticker to be fair,
Just looking at the puppet sitting on a fire extingisher makes me laugh now.

The enigma is a great show Ive saw it twice and would happily watch it again and again.

March 1, 2010 at 3:12 pm

And who is this poking out of Iain’s jacket??? πŸ˜€ (Derren introduced Sarah to us too!)

LC x

March 12, 2010 at 9:12 am
Anne Mann says:

This is a wonderful act! Please put this clever ram in your next stage show!
Thank you please πŸ™‚