HAMLEYS
Here I am at 5am this morning in the foyer of Hamleys, after a 2 hour night’s sleep. The ‘247 years old’ sign behind me refers to how I feel. The crew had spent the entire night setting up the shoot, and had slept a little amongst the toys. I understand that nothing came alive, which is disappointing This was the last day of filming ‘VTs’ for the sort-of-series for this September. It’ll be four one-hours rather than six half-hours.
Now off for a weekend with Andy, my trusty sidekick, to come up with the stage show that you’ve all paid good money to come and see. From mid-Feb we begin writing and rehearsing it: the next couple of days is just to get our heads around it and find its themes. On Monday off to Liverpool to film for a week, so maybe see one or two of you around and about up there.
Going to have an afternoon sleep before heading off. I do hope the rest of you are a little more rested. X
You actually look how I feel and I am still trying to write something brilliantly in my paper (and failing miserably… sigh). I need more coffee now!
I look forward to seeing new stuff, by the way, I liked ‘the system’ a lot. I love it when you try to give people new insights or let them just see things in different ways.
Keep up the good work.
this is the time…i’ve just slept my first night in four days but still feel hamley’s age;) i’ve been writing those essays…i’m using some motivation techniques from your book (which basically is- talk to everybody about your essay), and so all of my friends have left me thinking i was the biggest bore. well, welcome to english literature- just to say to some people thinking about academic choices
English Lit is definitely great,
but if you want to become a writer, just don’t make my mistake:P go and find me an agent:P
I’m sure you and Andy will come up with lots of wonderful ideas! Any London dates ready yet?
The switch to one hour shows from half hours sounds like an excellent move. Looking forward to seeing the new live show in May also.
Can you tell Andy that I, rather worryingly, found him quite sexy in “Dead Set”. Not when he was shitting in the bin though. That would have been wrong.
I can relate. I get up not long after 5am everyday for work; the days where I dont go to bed until the early hours are the worst. eugh
I think it’s great that your posting here allows us to get such a greater insight behind the scenes, showing just how much work goes into all your stuff, Derren. It makes me appreciate it all so much more (not that I didn’t already) ^_^
Good luck with everything x
yeh you look like crap man! Rest up buddy.
Come and do a live show in Australia. Everyone will lose it – your style of entertainment is lacking down under.
Just a thought but how about a theme based on The Master and Margarita (by Mikhail Bulgakov) i.e. sinister magician in a sparse communist setting…at least have a look at the book (if you haven’t already) which is recommended. Not sure how reproducible the magic will be though..
Ohwmm i look forward to see your new clips show works and the such ….also don´t forget to film behind the scene´s with andy that´s really funny to watch…
one last tip for you both this weekend….buckle up your belts and wear helmets because i suspects the insults will be flying around …gghehe
success xxx
Hamleys – sounds like fun! But using mind control techniques to force parents to buy you the expensive trainset is knowledge all kids are programmed with from age 3, so you’ll have to up your game to stand out from the crowd! ( I assume that was the plan, right?)
Hamleys! Are you stalking me? *lol* I was there on Monday with the kids buying the stall out (surprised there was any toys left in their for you). *lol*
Must say Derren, its not the best pic of you hun.
So you start thinking about the Stage show in February – wow you and Andy must be quick workers to put a show together that quick. We are all really looking forward to hearing what the theme will be this year. Also, seeing Evening of Wonders on telly next week. :o)
Liverpool eh? Some great nightlife in Liverpool, and some not-so-great Hotels! Have a gud un.
xx
Hi, Derren! Know that you don’t find extremely interesting to answer to comments, but maybe fillis of coops do answer 🙂 I heard few times that you writing a book about modern hypnosis without “trance state”. What news are about it?
With enormous admiration, Alex Zavalny
You look suprisingly well for somone with only 2 hours kip.
I had a full 8 hours and look terrible. : (
And then you’re heading down to Australia for some shows……..oh come on, please! Nobody’s been down here since The Beatles slotted us into their schedule. I’ll help with expenses, you can stay in my room.
Ah, Hamley’s is a toystore .. where else to be for men than there .. they never grow up .. (but they apparently did not learn to operate toys, they would have come to live boys … check for switches ….)
Hm, VTs …. fail to remember I read some work title here for the series …. so let’s brainstorm .. or is it just a brittish abbreviation for something connected to shooting series. Nonetheless … Valentine’s Tragedies … (yes, you see the toys here? That’s the tragedy …..), Valuable Transitions …. Vain Toddlers ….Various thoughts …. Voodoo transfers ….
hehehe …
Why the hell shoot at 5 in the morning?!
For godsake …. that’s not human.
I feel very rested right now, thank you. I like feeling rested. The full energy level inside (not that there’s always use for this energy though).
A weekend with Andy? Hehehehe …
Hamleys? What fun!
I too, am disappointed that the toys didn’t ‘come alive’…*sticks bottom lip out*
I concur SSJ, one hour slots will be excellent. The half hour shows always seemed to be over too quickly. Can’t wait to see what you’ve been up to…(Derren)
2 hours sleep eh? Begs the question: What were you doing til 3am?! *wink* (how does one do those cute little boxed smilies?)
Today is my day off and I have had a glorious, much needed, 10 hours sleep .*Smug*
BellaFiga, Andy IS sexy, nothing to worry about!
*looks shifty*
Bah, sleep is for whimps. Two whole hours? When do you practice? 😉 Kidding of course. Do try and take some semblance of care of yourself Derren.
Hi Derren,
If you need anyone to show you around Liverpool, please feel free to let me know.
Stephen Williams
Bizarrely, when you posted the ‘me on a bus!’ photo a while back I found myself wondering if you were a beanie man when it came to headgear or whether you were more likely to be a trilby, modern flat cap or even deerstalker man. Well now I have my answer!
Enjoy Liverpool and (this might sound strange from one aetheist to another) but if the sun is shining visit the Catholic cathedral – just
amazing.
F the 247 years old sign, i was more distracted by 50% off sign behind you, mwa ha ha 🙂
And i am VERY pleased to see that Evening of Wonders is being televised on my Bday, yayness, Happy Birthday to mmmeeeeee!
I hope you didn’t raid all the Marvin’s Magic gear! If you start pulling red lights out of the air on your tour, I’ll give you my shivering nutter membership card back.
I know you want so much to please us all, beacuse we’re all worth it, but don’t work too hard.
Derren ! Admit it! Your the new medium on Most Haunted! They’re filming here in Liverpool next week. I jest… have a drink in the Philharmonic, great pub.
Mikey from Melbourne said, “your style of entertainment is lacking down under”
*giggles childishly!
Didnt see you this morning in Regent St but saw a 20ft Giraffe !!!
Oh wow, I never knew you didn’t actually plan the show until after you sold tickets. What happens if you have a sudden lack of any ideas for a show?
Well I hope that doesn’t happen since I already bought tickets. 😛
Not that I actually would hope that if I hadn’t bought tickets.
*searches internet for 247 references* 😉
You don’t look too bad for 4am Derren 😉
Just a quickie; was watching South Park last night and immediately thought of you, Derren! I’m guessing you’re not a regular viewer but you should DEFINITELY check out an episode called “The Biggest Douche in the Universe” from Season Six. You will love it I promise. Just give it a quick watch 🙂
Can’t wait for Tuesday! Saw that show live twice!
xoxo
RE my above recommendation; for the first two or three minutes you’ll be thinking: “why am I watching this” but after approx four minutes you’ll understand why I suggested it! Really worth it! xoxo
Hey Derren,
Are you planning on adding some london dates to the tour – or do we need to start making some travel plans? – I’ve been holding out for news before buying any tickets!
Didn’t you last get up early to push a guy around at a fruit and veg market?
I hope the toy place gave you some thing like a Teddy Bear. Have fun with Andy and I hope to see the show live.
aww only 2 hours sleep poor derren
just the other day i was awake for 20 hours then when i finally managed to get to sleep only got 4 a half hours to say i was bleary eyed was the understatement of the flippin centuary!
i must say you’re looking very good for only having 2 hours sleep how do you do it? you must tell me your secret I often look like crap after a full 8 hours sleep (so not fair lol)
ahh off to liverpool eh?!? are you ever gonna come back to my end of the uk? Hull?? come on… come back here please pretty pleeeease *bats eyelashes* : )
when i lived in lincoln you came to my hometown of hull when i moved back to my hometown you don’t come to hull
so not faiiirrrr (off to sulk now hmmphh don’t love you no more hmpphhh) hahaha : P
have a lovely weekend & for chrissakes get some sleep boy
much love & hugs
xxxxx chantelle (((hugs)))
Why have they made Hamleys so… ORANGE?!
Are you promoting a Derren Doll, Derren? 😉
Also looking forward to tv show next week since I’ve only seen this live show four times.
Orange Hamleys sells .. scientists have proven that the colour orange will stimulate people’s inside .. it gives them this sunny lalalala feeling .. which takes their mind of their wallet and such .. and this makes them buy stuff more easy than normally … Lots of angry people at home .. they AGAIN bought too much … (lots of happy childeren though .. for a short period that is .. )
Just kidding ofcourse, making it up.
Hehehe .. I love orange .. and yellow … it warms ..
But it did not warm Derren … wearing his ice/snow cap … (why not the russian one … gives you a very distinguished look .. even after 2 hours of sleep .. not that I dislike the one you have .. had a thing with the blue ones on some guys for years .. the tough guys … made me think of the sea and such .. *grinning*).
It looks a bit cheapish .. Hamleys .. from what I see in the background …
Ooooh, it’s due to the wild childeren ofcourse .. this orange .. make em wild as possible so that they drive their parents crazy which makes them buy something to get their child quiet again (well ..not all will .. some wear ear plugs)
Hm, now then .. does someone wake up in the toy store? Someone with a thing with toys .. Will he/she start to play .. think he/she is still a kid ended up in wonderland? Or is he/she still kind of a kid on the inside (thank god!) …
Yep, curious ofcourse .. what the filming was about … It’s like showing us candy but not giving us one …
*thrembling lower lip … eyes filling with tears but an angry stubborn nonsubmissive light lits in them, mouth corners going down … mouth goes wide open … WEEHHHHHHH!)
I’m gonna search for you in Liverpool and will give you a big kiss (french perhaps?)
Anyone .. don’t even think of protecting him … he will be mine …
le pan du vin et deux boursin et tom doit faire un pipilangkous….
forgive me for my bad french, must be tired
Rhian – a Derren doll huh? That sounds like an interesting idea. Can it be lifesize? ;o)
xx
I think derren could pull off a devilish yet brilliant show under a wicked spin of Goethe’s faust …
Hell I’d pay top dollar just to hear derren read the book with a grin…it’s all in the voice…
Sue: A lifesize doll? Meh, too cumbersome. I’m voting for some wicked cool kind of action figure. With soundbites. 😛
you still look gorgeous after 2 hours sleep xx
@sue.. isnt that what a husband is for? Why want a blow up doll of Derren if you have a REAL LIFE FLESH AND BLOOD husband- some people are never satisfied-poor guy.
also meant to add, maybe your husband also has his fantasies of celeb blow up woman, maybe someone slim and pretty.
If you are stuck for ideas on the theme for a stage show. You could always put together an open discussion of brainstorming! Afterall, WE Bloggers are very imaginative people and I promise, there will be NO mention of a ferry – anywhere!
Only a small 10% commission or a reduction of your ticket prices will do!
indeed sara i´d be more then happy 2 to add my silly two cents for free also …not guaranteed a succes but hey lol
Lotty Says:
“Just a quickie; was watching South Park last night and immediately thought of you, Derren! I’m guessing you’re not a regular viewer but you should DEFINITELY check out an episode called “The Biggest Douche in the Universe†from Season Six. You will love it I promise. Just give it a quick watch”
Lotty is so right, I love South Park and was certain that you’d like that one as soon as I saw it (you’d love the commentary by the S.P guys for that episode on the DVD too, boy do they hate him).
I was going to mention that episode here one day, but I didn’t remember it ’till I read Lotty’s post, so I won’t seem that original now. : (
I bet Hamleys would be a great place to sleep in overnight (if you aren’t too tired to enjoy it that is).
Speaking of South Park that reminds me, Matt Stone and Trey Parker are mates with Penn and Teller, and you should definitely do something with those freaky guys as they’re brilliant.
That’s the only idea I have, I am bereft of inspiration now…
Nice hat Derren ! – Makes you look a bit rough round the edges though !
Please come and do a show in Warwickshire or Coventry (but preferably Warwickshire as it’s much better than Coventry) Please
John W (Kenilworth – Again)