Buxton
Sat having a late breakfast at a brilliantly unaccommodating hotel near Buxton. Last night we arrived back after the show for our normal hotel drink and to enjoy a bit of left-over birthday cake, to be told that for health and safety reasons, we could not consume birthday cake downstairs as a group. Neither, for the same reasons, could we order sandwiches. The very stern lady at reception did, however, concede that she ‘understood the high’ that we were experiencing as ‘theatre types’. Fantastic.
Buxton last night was immense fun, and it’s always a beautiful place to explore. I visited Scriveners Bookshop, one of my touring highlights any year we pass this way, and then had weak twee tea in a little cafe, until I had to be at the Opera House. I was happy with the show, and at one point I found myself up in the balcony during the second half. A lovely group came with a coat for Coops made out of Roast Beef Monster Munch packets, which continue to be provided by audience members competing for the prize of who-brings-the-most for Coops and Iain. As ever, entries can be left at stage door, along with your contact details, before the show. Unsure if the coat consisted of the largest number of packets, but it was certainly the most impressive configuration.
One of the delights of a touring show such as this is the ability to introduce little shifts and changes. Last night we discussed a small change to something in the first half which will be immense fun to try out. Went to sleep and awoke considering possibilities.
Right – a tasty breakfast to mitigate the amusing unhelpfulness of last night. Must now do a phone interview to promote a couple of theatres for later in the run: Ipswich and Hull, I believe. Splendid.
Ta-ta,
D.
Sorry that Buxton hasn’t been the most accommodating venue – I hope it hasn’t deterred you from returning again. Looking forward to seeing what change you have made to the show tonight, although having never been before, I wouldn’t know the difference! Setting off soon, so excited 😀
Sounds like you’re having such fun, Derren. Long may it continue.
Btw….had any spring water yet? 🙂
Take care
LC x
Don’t you just love such “jobsworth” nonsense. Looking forward to the show tonight even if you’re changes don’t work as planned!
Btw…sorry about the hotel, but believe me, I’ve stayed in worse!
LC x
Buxton was a splendid setting for last years show, I was gutted that I missed out this year due to being short of money when the tickets came out for this venue. It does seem to sell out very quickly. Sorry about the miserable jobsworth spoiling things slightly, I promise we are not all like that in this region.
Awww, trust you to put a positive spin on hotel hospitality. Leaf out of book comes to mind. You are such an inspiration and breath of fresh air, all things considered. 🙂
Best Wishes Jo. X
Buxton sounds fun…I dnt entirely understand about health and safety issue about eating cakes and sandwiches…choking risk???! 🙂
Hello. Thank you for the picture last night and hope you liked your present. I stay in hotels alot and have also experienced the ‘unhelpfulness’ of which you speak!
I hope the tea and biscuits go some way to easing the pain of hotel unpleasantness!
My most recommended hotel would always be the Malmaison – as they are happy to make me cheese on toast at any hour!!
Surzy xx
In the UK they are also stir crazy about heath and safety (it’s driving me bonkers, it should’ve been kept in the US from which it originated).
Even when you would wrap yourself in bubble wrap to protect you from any harm it is not allowed by the health and safety freaks because you could suffocate. Hence I stopped eating all together because I realized I can suffocate on the food, too! The health and safety wankers wouldn’t want that to happen.
But when for godsake will they get rid of slippery staircases leading to the public transport making sure we are not packed together like cattle, because that’s truly a health hazard! Not eating cake in a non-designated eating area.
Sorry I had to spill my guts about these safety freaks! I hate them when they get carried away like that.
I love your updates Derren ~ informative and always highly amusing 😀 x
We’re coming to see you tonight in Buxton. Excited to hear you’ll be trying something new (although I haven’t seen this show at all yet so won’t have a clue what it was that you changed). Hope the crappy hotel has spurred you on to even more brilliance rather than put a downer on things. See you tonight (but not vice versa methinks, unless my wife or I pluck up the courage to volunteer!)
Now come on Derren, you have to admit that a group of ‘thespian’s eating birthday cake at that time of night in a hotel reception area is sailing a bit too close to the edge by anyone’s standards….just when you think you’ve heard it all…
Glad the tour is going well xx
yes, everyone knows about you filthy theatre-type swine! 😀 back in the ’20s, there were actually signs outside some L.A.. business establishments reading “no dogs or actors”. speaking of dogs, sounds like jimmie had better watch out fer the packs of em he’s gonna be attracting with that coat–yum! 😉
and nice little opera house, that…
It’s a well-known fact that a gathering of people in the same place as a birthday cake after 10pm at night is a highly dangerous combination; such behaviour led to the downfall of the entire Byzantine empire.
Sorry to hear of the bad hotel near Buxton – you should have said, you could have ‘kipped’ on our sofa and you could have eaten as much cake as your hearts desired (provided you shared a piece with us!). Hope the sunshine in Buxton this morning is making up for the Hotel!!
Just out of curiostity, what’s the current record of Roast Beef MM?!
You should’ve bitched slapped that receptionist all the way back to behind her desk where she belongs! Or get your PA to do it for you… x
It’s not fun when people start spouting health and safety for every tiny little thing 🙁 It’s all nonsense anyway.
I can’t vouch for your accommodation when you hit the bit city lights of Birmingham, but I can promise us staff types at the Alex (whilst fully aware of health and safety) are lovely. Barmy, but lovely. We’ll look after you!!
Ello,
Myself and my missus were there last night. The first time we have seen you live and had a brilliant time, so thank you very much. After the week we’ve had (no need for details!) it was a most welcome relief to sit back and enjoy your performance.
I wish you and the team all the luck in the world with the rest of the tour, and hope everyone else enjoys it as much as we did.
Although.. I do want to scratch your eyes out and burn your liver for some of the irritating questions raised and left after we departed from the theatre! Hate you for it, love you for it : ) But a brilliant show.
Take care,
Kris and Bec
I can’t even think up a nonsense reason why eating cake in a group would be a health and safety issue.
Were they worried you might have a food fight, and that someone would get cake thrown in their eye?
Hotel establishments which meet and greet so unfavourably, are utterly short sighted.
I wonder if said hotel owner knows how rude his/her staff are – if it were mine i would be appalled. Meeting and greeting guests, looking after them, and all those “added extras” which go above and beyond the call of duty are what makes the stay.
All that will happen now is that DB and co will doubtless not return there next time, and this hotel certainly won’t be getting a mention on the blog – (much welcomed free advertising).
In these difficult financial times, can this place afford to be so inhospitable? Probably not.
Very poor!
(DB crew – if I were proprietor, I’d wanna know about the general rudeness. My livliehood might depend on it. Do ’em a favour and let them know)
Last night was utterly brilliant, i loved every second, the tricks were amazing and the comedy wit was fantastic (as usual). I can’t even begin to guess at how most of it was done and anyway where would be the fun in knowing?
I stayed in a lovely B&B called the Westminster hotel where everyone staying there and the owners of the hotel were all going to the performance and everyone seemed to have loved it.
Waited outside the stage door (freeeezing) and got an autograph in my hardback copy of “Tricks of the mind” yey! I’ve never seen such a big crowd at a stage door before.
Can’t wait to see it all again at the Lowry!
Cat. XXX
P.S The outfit in the second half was just sex on legs 😀 (and that flat cap was so cute)
Fantastic show last night. I do hope the problems with the hotel don’t deter you from returning to Buxton. Isn’t there a hotel right across the road, The Palace, I believe. It’s supposed to be good, and you could walk to the show in 3 minutes.
The not being allowed cake and sandwiches thing puzzles me though, not so much the rules, but why didn’t you just do the Jedi mind trick, and convince them that the rules didn’t exist, and that cake and sandwiches were in fact mandatory – and free 🙂
Sure you’ve read “Carter Beats the Devil” but if you haven’t, borrow a copy and take a gander. I think you’dfind it appealing.
Wife and I went to the first show at Buxton Opera House and were totally and utterly blown away by the new show! The new things in the show only added to the “how the hell did he do that” after show frustration. This is the third time we have seen you at Buxton.
Please ensure that the miserable hotel lady does not deter you from a return visit. Thank you so much for a brilliant night out!
Up in the balcony .. now that certainly drives imagination wild ..
theatre types .. high … Yeah, makes sense, such clever and witty people in the hotel. Safety and health? Hm …
Ah, a super monster cape for coops .. that’s appropriate. Not so silent though .. when you approach through the air ..
Derren, Derren Derren.
What can I say? I was already urinating myself in excitement, this being the first show I have seen live. Nothing could compare to what I watched last night though! Absolutely amazing stuff, the illusions, the tricks, the wit (and a certain world dominating baby even getting a cameo part!).
I was completely enthralled by the show and couldn’t work out some of the tricks. Absolutely brilliant!
But wait.. there’s more! Even after such a fantastic show, the best part without a doubt was getting to meet you afterwards, as you are the wittiest and most genuine person I’ve ever met. It was clear to me that you care about your fans, and your fans care about you.. the massive group of people outside the stage entrance showed that!
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I hope that you enjoy your birthday present from me, I trust it will aid your Stewie Griffin impression! Thanks for the photos, the autographs, the wit and more importantly, the show!
Best quote from the mass group at the stage entrance:
“Have you ever thought about world domination?”
DB: “Every morning.”
We’ll see you next time Derren!
Happy Birthday!!!
Calvin 🙂
“The very stern lady at reception did, however, concede that she ‘understood the high’ that we were experiencing as ‘theatre types’.”
That woman’s right…Eating cake in the reception area IS a hazard. Especially if the receptionist is so ridiculously funny, she is certain to make you choke on it. 😀
Someone has clearly nicked my idea of sewing the Monster Munch packets in to a coat or patchwork quilt (Look it up, I did post it on here!) Fidgeting with excitement about seeing Enigma in 22 days!
P.s. The Buxton opera house looks beautiful.
hello derren u was amazin last nite! Me n my family r massive fans! Thank u 4 a great nite! So wanted 2 pitch ur bum. Hehe! Xx
P.S – The greatest photo of all!
http://twitpic.com/162fn7
Saw the show last night and loved it. First time I’ve seen you live and was not expecting the show to be as good as the TV/DVDs but it was exceptional and very funny. You’re a great showman. I can’t believe I sat on those little seats at Buxton and didn’t even realise I’d lost the use of my legs until the end of the show, that’s how transfixed I was.
My partner dropped out as wasn’t well. In desperation I ended up taking my mother. She had no idea who you were so I spent the journey explaining your act to her. I’m pretty sure she thought you were Paul Daniels or someone as when you came on stage she said “No, that’s not himâ€. I assured her you were Derren Brown. She had a great time, although she did manage to drop a few mint imperials from the top floor balcony onto the people below. I’d like to apologise again to the guy they hit. I’m very sorry.
Show was great tonight in Buxton just want to ask if you have a job on the tour for a chef would love to work with a mind master.hope the rest of the tour goes as well as tonight all the best for you and the whole team
Carl Grimshaw
Hey Derren,
We saw you in Buxton last night and thought it was truly amazing!! Have watched all of your TV programmes and loved it but nothing compares to seeing the live show 🙂
Keep up the good work and we’ll come and see you again 🙂
xxxxx
To Derren
Brilliant show i loved it, i came to your show in buxton last time and that was great but Enigma took the biscuit. i love and deeply admire you work and hope you carry on for a number of years and hopefuly return to buxton
thank you for bringing a sence to mystery and wonder to our lives
thank you from
Oli age 14
“Brian look im a stripper”
Just got back from the show tonight and I’ve got to say that it was one of the best nights of my life. Just unbelievable and brilliant. Thank you very much 🙂
Brilliantly unaccommodating hotel? Are you sure you didn’t stray into Fawlty Towers by mistake?! Perhaps she was just peeved because she’d missed her tea break. Either that, or the chef had gone home and she didn’t want to confess to her lack of skills in the sandwich making department.
Let’s hope you receive a better welcome when you come up to Bradford in April! And if it’s twee tea you’re after, get yourself along to Bettys in Ilkley if you’ve got time.
Hi Derren, I was at your show last night and even came up on stage. Amazing how u ***SPOILER REMOVED***. I think we all came away wanting to see more i know I did especially as a psychology student its quite amazing and intresting what you do. I wish you the best of luck for the rest of your tour and any other tours you were truly amaing and entertaining. Oh and not forgetting happy birthday
I went to see your show on Sunday night in Buxton and it was unbelievable! The best show I have EVER been to! I still can’t believe you knew I was French straight away, I was probably the only French person in the audience! You also knew the English equivalent for my name, when no-one I have come accross in this country knew it! How do you do that! Was my name such a give-away? I loved it! I also enjoyed the four kisses 🙂
Amazing show Derren, I hope for many more to come. Still mind boggling on how you managed to ***SPOILER REMOVED***..
– Ali
I’m one of the many who saw you at Buxton last night Derren, balcony and all. Really loved the show. I’ve never seen you live before and you blew me away, it was phenomenal. I’d love to be able to ‘read’ people like you. You’re very, very clever. You even impressed my unimpressible other half, which is saying something! XD
Sounds like you got one of the cast of the League of Gentlemen on hotel reception. Local Derbyshire types are always very suspicious of new fangled things, like thespians, birthday cakes, and magic. I speak as a sometime Matlockian who considers the peaks her spiritual home. Take a spaniel and a tweed cap with you next time, and bandy a few pheasants around in the conversation. 😉
How many people in your crew Mr B? Next time you come to Buxtonia you can all crash at my gaff!
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Hey Derren,
Saw the show on Sunday in Buxton, FANTASTIC!!! second time round was just as good (previously saw the show last year at sheffield).
Was gr8 to get to meet you after too!!!
Any chance to could include the Pomegranate Theatre in Chesterfield in your next tour???
p.s The T shirt you were wearing when leaving the Theatre became slightly see through when photographed!!! XX
Coming to see you in Liverpool tonight Derren!!! Can’t wait!!! SWOOOOOOON x x x x x x x x please pick me
Fantastic show last night, thank you so much: kept us talking for hours and hours… Sorry to hear about the unaccommodating hotel – we have holiday cottages nearby where you’d be welcome so next time you’d be welcome to as much birthday cake as you like however dangerous it might be!
Amazing show, amazing man. Now desperately gathering pennies to see you again in Blackpool! Thank you.
Ryan
I agree with Liz, come to the Pomegranate Theatre… Buxton is too much of a trek to get to!
Wow wow wo w wo wow!!!!!!!!!
Amazing and thank you, Derren.
Saw you in Buxton on Monday night – you are ace. I was with my son, aged 13, (who is a huge fan of yours, and loved the family guy/Stewie reference!! :D) and his best friend and his friend’s dad. We were all very impressed.
Keep up the good work, hope you are enjoying it as much as we all do, and good luck with the rest of the tour! 🙂
(PS – I never knew that you did those caricatures too!!)
All the best,
Paul, Will, Joseph and Stephen (Stockport)
(PPS – Peter should have chosen my 3 favourite things – Moules Marinieres, Paris and Kathy…. – but it might not have ultimately have fitted as well!!! hahahaha 😉 )
I admit that I was a bit sceptical before attending Buxton last night. However, I spent the trip home (an hour) asking questions and trying to work out how the hell you do some of the stuff you do. I had a really enjoyable evening, thanks for the entertainment and am already looking forward to your next tour, be it Buxton, Chesterfield or wherever!!!!!
Looking forward to the show in Ipswich!
Just read the blog of a very excited uni student who randomly bumped in to Derren while he was filming one of the upcoming documenatries. Good things always happen to other people… 🙁