Derek Acorah to conduct Michael Jackson Séance for Sky

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1. “anus-invertingly unpalatable”…couldn’t have put it any better myself, Derren!

   The comments on the article aren’t exactly encouraging, are they? lol
   Dearie me……. words totally fail me sometimes that anyone could think that this is something people would want to see (Jacko fan or not, and I was).

   LC x
2. I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.. Easy pay day for Acorah, I suppose… Hot reading for the win?
3. Quite puke inducing indeed, but I’ll be the first to hold my hands up and say I’ll probably Sky Plus it….. Don’t judge me. x
4. Please tell me this is some kind of bullshit rumour 😐

   First of all, don’t beat yourself up about posting this Derren. Just dwell in the fact that in your life, you will never sink as low in life as this asshole has at this very moment 🙂

   But seriously, haven’t his family have any say in this? Fecking hell, if anyone tried to do that to the memory of anyone in my family (granted, no-one in my family is or was an international superstar), I would flip out.

   This is almost as bad as John Edward pissing around after 9/11.
5. What a twat.
6. dear oh dear, mr murdoch excels himself – thankfully, I don’t have sky or even a tv for that matter. car crash telly.
7. Surely even Michael ‘intuitively’ said: ” This is it! ” – right?
8. I predict a law suit in the near future.
9. I think this is a good thing. If enough disgust can be stirred up by the very prospect of this programme being made, then maybe the disgust will amplify in the event it is broadcast. Maybe if the response is vocal enough people will realise how sick the whole concept of TV mediumship actually is and the fuckers will get booted off ours screens altogether.

   And come on, you just know Acorah won’t be able to resist a ‘channeled’ moonwalk…
10. Oh my god…..this cant be right surely!!

    What kind of sick **** has thought this one up!!

    Just when you think you’ve seen it all..

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11. da fuck?
12. Oh come on now. Seriously??!
    Just proves how the gene pool is slowly moving the numb-arsed Kyle-watching fellow ‘humans’ far far away from the civilised. Acorah lives near us, might start asking difficult questions.
13. oh god. this makes me wanna smack my head off the wall.
14. Bird are gonna fly
    Fish are gonna swim…
15. o_e
    I hope my family wouldn’t go that far If I died,
    geez, is he just going to make the whole thing up then.. idk I used to believe in that stuff but who knows hmm
    x
16. Oh my god :/
    Thats not right…
17. Utterly sick.
18. Oh dear…
19. At least you can’t deny that it won’t be entertaining, what with Derek Acorah conducting the seance. I hope Sam pulls through for him – lol!
20. Definitely threw up in my mouth a little bit there.
21. Oh now THAT just puts your faith back in humanity.
    **stabs self in eye**
22. Derek Acorah may be an incompetent lying arsepellet, but he is STUPENDOUS entertainment. He comes out with such crap.

    “i feel she fell…fell facially.”

    My personal favourite quote.
23. I can just picture it: “Sam… Can you say that again, Sam? I think… I think it’s a … ‘hee-hee, AOW!’?”

    Also, wasn’t he fired from that excuse for a reality TV show Most Haunted for being a fraud?
    HMMM
24. Noooo it’s got to be a PR stunt. Get everyone talking about him again. A statement will be released saying it is a hoax before the day is nigh!
25. What an absolute twat indeed… 🙁
26. The very concept makes you want to “hurl chunks” doesn’t it?
27. That’d be an interesting test for my gag reflex. What a appalling and disgusting circus that’ll be.
    Still, as in all the best films, somebody’ll swallow it.
28. that’s disgusting, poor micheal.
29. Derek Acorah, as in the spoof-spooky who got sacked from Most Haunted for being a spoof-spooky?

    I’m so glad I don’t contribute on a monthly basis to Murdochs coffers.

    Although I’ll probably find a way to watch the show, just so I can point at the screen and shout “ARSE!” a lot.
30. Right ok. Do people not realise this man is a total fraud?? Good god!! He a bloody fool and so full of S**T he cud sell it as fertilliser and make millions.Also when will they just let mj rest in peace. Rahhhhhhhh i could rant all day about this haha!!xx
31. To the guys who dreamt up this total nonsnese: You may have been the fastest sperm – but you’re brain capacity hasnt developed since. One word for this tripe – FAIL..
32. Millions of people will watch this; it will be hugely successful.

    I can’t blame Sky in the slightest for showing it.

    I can however blame immaculately coiffured, vile charlatan Derek Acorah for being an utter c**t.

    It’s just a shame it’s not Colin Fry he’s chanelling from ‘the other side’ … That I’d watch.
33. Oh now THAT just puts your faith back in humanity.
    **stabs self in eye**

    Haha, could’nt agree more
34. That Derek is a right tit, I only know this from channel hopping once and stumbling across a programme with him on it, looked like he was about to orgasm when infact he was “apparently” invoking some spirits lol
35. Wasn’t Acorah outed as a fraud on Most Stupid…sorry..Haunted?
36. Good grief what a load of tosh. I hate that man anyway and I don’t think he could sink any lower… at least I hope not… he might try a Princess Diana seance… oh cripes I hope I didn’t just put ideas in his head. Ick.
37. I’m now chuckling at the the thought of Derek spoof-spooky Acorah shouting “SHAMONNNNN! mo’fo” whilst moonwalking through Neverland as the spirit of MJ possesses him 😀
38. Now i am going to really fly off the handle here. As a professional mentalist and bizarre magician i know what tricks and little games are played by these so called “Mediums”. They are simply trash of the lowest order who deserve nothing more than a long spell in prison. The vile Acorah is a simple conman who, to be honest, is not that good at this job anyway.

    I hope the Jackson family take action against this stupid moron and his web of lies. You people are being ripped off by these ‘mediums’ so do not fall for it.
39. If this were a script it would fail to get comissioned on the grounds that the satire is too ridiculous. I love it!
40. Come on Derren, there’s a shortage of good comedy programmes on the telly nowadays, give him a chance …..”Most Haunted” makes me laugh every time 🙂
41. Oh dear, just as I thought tv could get no worse…
    So glad we have people like you about Derren, it’d be a lot worse without you! Someone who speaks sense!
42. Obviously the Jackson clan haven’t watched the Youtube classic “Mary loves Dick” or they’d know just what they were letting themselves in for in our Derek!!
43. Jesus shit. Michael was a person with feelings, not a money tree. Even now he’s dead there are a bunch of worthless vultures desperate to exploit his name. Pathetic.
    Nobody watch this programme – go watch the video for MJ’s ‘Ghosts’ instead, truly epic.
44. This has gone to far. All these psychic mediums; Derek Acorah, John Edward etc. are total frauds. They seek success based on exploiting people’s grief, beliefs and desires to learn more. They have exploited the grief of many people over the years by claiming to get in touch with their loved ones (when they’re actually cold reading) and now they are exploiting the grief of the whole damn world by claiming to get in touch with a such a beloved icon! Any self respecting MJ fan should boycott this (if it happens) on principle and respect.
45. Next it’ll be some idiotic “Finding Jacko’s Ghost” thing at Neverland Ranch…
    I think I’d rather perform a personal spleen transplant using kitchen utensils….
46. This just makes me want to push my finger through my eye, into my brain, and swirl it around……
47. Rot in pieces
48. OMG! Derek Acorah???? If they’re going to engage in these activities, they could at least pick someone a little more convincing. Like maybe Frankie Howerd back from the dead dressed in a Donnie Darko bunny costume…
49. Hmmm didn’t Jackson have a good friend called Kreed Kafer? Someone mention this around Derek…

    Oh hang on …
50. Do you think he’ll do the voice? I guess it can’t be any more cringe inducing than his wake. When Derek Acorah dies I want Derren to do his seance.