Derek Acorah to conduct Michael Jackson Séance for Sky
Yes indeedy. You heard it here first. Unless you read Broadcast.
Can you honestly imagine anything – anything – more anus-invertingly unpalatable than this? I hate myself for drawing attention to it.
“The shows were ordered by Sky 1 HD commissioning editor Clare Hollywood, who will also executive produce. Steve Regan and Melanie Leach exec produce for Twofour.”
And we salute them for it.
So proud to be in telly.
DBx
Yes but MJ might use DA’s body as host & have DA moondancing!
I wish all the maelstroms of Satans rectum to be visited upon this dreg of humanity. Still thats what you get when you wave a fiver in front of a scouser. Its eyes roll back in its head the mouth plops open and all it can see are all the lovelies it can buy from argos. Dire man, dire beyond belief. He is to telly what Hitler was to race relations. He is the scum on the scumbags arse. Did I say that all out loud? Good cause I would welcome the chance to scream it an inch from that colon cancer of a dicks face. Anyhooooooo if you want to know why i think he is such a scumbag look no further than google – please feel free to search for Eureka moment and space and plus symbol and derek and space and plus evette fielding. I am sure you will be most embittered when you watch it. Scuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Acorah sucks the sweat from a dead man’s balls. Literally every day.
What? Is Michael Jackson dead?
OK. Now I ‘ve taken in that sad tiding, I am beginning to sense (Oh, by the way: I’m a medium) that Michael doesn’t really want to talk to us. He says, and I quote: ”Heehee!”
Difficult to tell what he’s trying to communicate…
If he tells me more, I will get back to you all, OK?
Disgusting. Not so much the seance, but the fact that Derek Acorah is still on the telly. Someone is STILL paying him money to make up ghost stories with his imaginary friend.
Sky make programs to make money, anything Michael Jackson is marketable. Derek Acorah is a household name (for what ever reason). So bring them together and you will make money. It may be in bad taste but then so are most (un)reality programs on TV. Like all these programs it will pretend to be serious at the same time as putting up a disclaimer “for entertainment only. Making a fuss only gets the show more publicity. Be honest how many people slagging it off, will watch it just to see how terrible it is?
It’s not that it’s about Michael Jackson, or that I think it’s sick that is my problem. My problem is with Sky, and even more with Derek Acorah still thinking they can broadcast this stuff and believe they are making good TV, or that they are being ‘real’.
I think the most interesting thing is this – how EASY is it going to be to do this seance? The amount of information that is available regarding M.Jackson and his life is VOLUMINOUS – the guy must have choked on his herbal tea at the very idea of doing this.
I mean most people have to suggest things that might have happened in the ‘deceased’ persons life – but this – its all there on Google !
wow…I FEEL GooD!…hmm, maybe it´s James Brown coming through here …
Lets hope this finishes Acorahs career once and for all.
As genuinely disgusting as I find this, I don’t think it’s any more so than taking advantage of vulnerable relatives of non-celebs..
Had a word with Michael, he said that out of all the things he’s done in his life he wont lower himself to be seen talking to a scouser!
OH FOR THE LOVE OF . . . . OF … . . SOMETHING PLEASE PUT THIS LINK IN THE MAIN TITLE THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT ACORAH IS A SHIT BULLSHIT MERCHANT OF THE WORST ORDER READ THIS PAGE AND WATCH THE VIDS. NO FURTHER EVIDENCE IS REQUIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLICK HERE: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/isil.telemnar/Doublexposure/eureka.htm
So Acorah has been proven as a fraud yet he can do something like this on Sky? No respect for a dead man’s family whatsoever — and Jackson was actually a human being.
Haha!
I can’t wait, this will be so funny!
It’s sick, but you have to admit, you WILL watch it!
In fact I cannot let it lie there, Derek was fired from Most Haunted specifically when the Skeptical member of the team was worried that he was faking things. He decided to conduct an experiment to test his theories. He decided that when the team visited Cornwall, Bodmin Goal specifically, he would invent a ghost. He named it KREED KAFER (DEREK FAKER). He let the rumours circulate about the name of this dead prisoner. And made two crewmen mention it around derek when they were having a pre show smoke together. An low and behold SAM (sneers mockingly), picked up on KREED KAFER. How funny NOT. After he discovered this he told evette and her hubby who then done their own version different location. And so it all went tits up and was in the Mirror newspaper. And still this arse lesion works!
Just when I think that Derek can not possible sink any lower, he does.
This is utterly appalling.
Horrible!!
Talk about a cash cow, preying on the innocent, absolutely horrible. How can they (The idiots responsible for polluting out television screens with such drivel) honestly be so biased and insensitive to show something like this??
I am writing this into my will right now;
“No badly fake tanned piss taker of any name will give my family false hope by desecrating my remains in an attempt to reap financial rewards! If this is even remotely suggested they will all be disinherited!â€
Gem x
Oh come on Derren , don’t be so self righteous and ‘anus invertingly’ pompous. Dereks just a television entertainer the same as you are. He just does it differently that all. Get over yourself.
God this winds me up.
Everything about this is wrong….
Derek Acorah feeding off of peoples misfortune.
The lack of evidence of anything supernatural, as far as seances go.
The fact Sky are cashing in on sheeps…. I mean peoples love for a musical legend.
The continued publicization of a known Pederest (Micheal Jackson).
I really is sickening!
@Woodbert
However Derren does not have a website where he charges premium rate to do you a personal reading does he.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/isil.telemnar/Doublexposure/acorahs_phonelines.htm
and Derren is not full of shit. I mean thats a given.
Wow, that’s kind of crazy to me. While he’s at it, maybe he can pull in Pol Pot and Ghandi and get their opinions.
– AF
“Mary loves DIck, Mary loves DIck!” What a total load of nonsensical ARSE GRAVY!!
Does anyone actually take this twat seriously? Cn’t think of a sentence I don’t want to swear in!
Derek Acorah has stooped lower than low now, once he does this “Seance” he will be open to critique, however the orange one is nothing than a fake so when this show does come out… take it as entertainment. I wonder if the Jackson Family are with Derek on this, I mean they are Jehovah;s witness’, they don’t like stuff like this, or do they?
Oh for goodness sake another t**ser making money out of Michael’s death & in such a rediculous way too oh my lordy I didn’t think the world could get worse, ffs people treat him like sh*t when he was alive & used him as a “cash cow” and now he’s dead they’re having an even bigger field day! sheesh some people!
I’m not now going to the Michael Jackson exhibition in London for my birthday as I found out sony & aeg pushed him into doing 50 dates despite him being very ill & unable to perform.
I’d heard a bit about that before but wasn’t sure if I should believe it or not but when Michael’s sister Latoya was on Paul O’ Grady’s show she said Michael’s daughter Paris said to her they over woked daddy he couldn’t cope so that came from those closest to him his sister & daughter
I have to say I have never liked Latoya but at least she has some sense she was the one who said he was murdered that he was pushed too far & I had a feeling she was right, I knew almost straight away he was murdered.
So that may be my birthday ruined now but I think I shall go with my original plan of going to the parrot sanctuary on the day itself, I’ve not been for ages & love the parrots they’re so lovely & sweet.
a much better way to spend my birthday than letting them greedy lot profit from my idols death methinks 🙂
This is in such bad taste! How disgusting to do something like this and so soon after his death. I hope the Jacksons sue. Derek Acorah is a total big fat fake with a capital F as well and it’s blindingly obvious! He should go back to acting school. Then again they’d probably laugh him right out the door!
Note to Chantelle: I like your idea of going to the parrot sanctuary instead. I have 2 very lively happy feathered friends of my own. 😀
wow where do you start with that one! i think you should try sneek into the audience if they have 1 and debunk him and his invisible friend..
Derek Acorah is the definition of sleaze…but let’s not forget all those lovely people at Sky who will be making a lot of money from this. No doubt the ratings this show will get will make me lose faith in humanity.
“Thank you, Sam”….*shudder*
Can’t wait for dezza to go into one of his trances and start moonwalking…
I blame James Whale for giving that twat exposure in the first place (many years ago). In Whale’s defense, I think he only used Acorah because he was laughably useless. What a progression? How sad.
Are you guys serious about Acorah having a friendly spirit named Sam, wasn’t that Whoopi in Ghost? Anyway I also think Acorah Is a ****.
wow this is so lame… and at the same time i know im going to watch it just because its about michael jackson… even if it was possible to speak to dead people, this SOB doesnt deserve the privilege.
MJ > Jesus
Woodbert !!!
What Derek does is lie very badly and get people to watch, not “entertainment” in the slightest ,
For goodness sake why do people need to believe in such tosh to drag themselves out of bed each day, grow some brain cells and live your flippin life ! I hate with a passion, people who pretend to be something they are not. Why on earth they get paid to lie to the nation is beyond me !.
…………………… And this is a man that calls himself “spiritual”???
Derek Acorah is a has-been that’s jumping on the MJ bandwagon looking for attention. Quite sad, really.
Derek Acorah actually makes me ashamed to be from Liverpool. I used to be taught in University by Ciaran O’Keeffe of ‘Most Haunted’ fame, and even though he never said anything directly to us about the shambolic’ness of Acorah – we all knew he really wanted too..
Guys – it’s satire.
From the wonderfull people at News Arse
http://newsarse.com/2009/10/15/derek-acorah-to-channel-michael-jackson-for-millions-of-idiots/
Honestly, why do people believe that the dead would want to talk to arses like John Edward or Derek Acorah anyway?
Acorah has stooped to new lows with this one.. Someone please lynch this twat.
I find it amusing that so many of the negative comments here all have one similarity. They can quote from the program Most Haunted, have knowledge of Derek Acorah and episodes and quotes he has made and two facidly have the audacity to claim they will watch it, if only to hurl abuse at the tv.
People who live on their own and regularly shout at their tv should, lets be honest, live in rooms with soft walls and I can only assume that from the above comments most of them do.
Simple answer….If it’s not your cup of tea then DONT WATCH IT, in addition to this amazing realisation, stop making stupid comments about it and grow up.
Hahaha!! This does not suprise me at all.
Acorah May be a fraud but he dosn’t give a shit! He’s made a pile of loot and so have the parasites! Perhaps on a par with the bloke of whom,and unsuccessfully tried to sue the Allmighty! Ask Sam?? Even with a Writ of Habeous Corpus,and without a forwarding address-dwelling place,no Writ can be served! So where indeed is Heaven? Furthermore,devout Catholic Worshippers,The McCann parents sought ‘divine intervention,but still no Maddie! Let Michael ‘sing’ out,if “anybody is there?”
– Acorah hasn’t actually made all that much cash despite what you might be led to believe.- Phillis
I have nothing further to add!
Derek Acorah you are a disgusting scumbag and I hope you get your comeuppence for this disgraceful and disrepesctful act of desperation seeing as no one remembers who you are since you left the fraudulent most haunted.
I am sickened by your actions and the morons from sky who commision this shit I hope I dont run into Acorah I just wonder why MJ would want to talk to this prick and his imaginary friend.
If true, may I say what an utterly tasteless and sickening PR stunt.I am not only disgusted anyway with Acorah’s already desperate attempts for attention to what is obviously a lack of psychic abilities but more so at SKY television for wanting to pay to commission this vile spectacle.Michael Jackson has died, end of…..Leave him and his family alone.
(Continued)…. Anyways I only thought Derek could do one type of psychic manifestation…..The Brian Blessed style one,booming and shouting at the top of his voice.He’d have to perfect a high pitched gentle voice for his Jackson possession which aside from it’s immediate comic value would have no other serious value to anyone alive or dead, only revulsion.
…And yes it’s not my ‘CUP OF TEA’ and , yes ‘I WON’T WATCH IT’ but, does this still entitle some to ridicule someone’s death,subject a mourning familyfriends to more pain for the sake of cheap trash television?
MJ fans if this broadcast goes ahead get on to ofcom. Its sick
Strange how no-one has ever come back to tell us all? Moreover;who informs the knowalls?