Liverpool
Lovelies.
After the unwelcoming place near Buxton, it’s a joy to have stayed in the Malmaison on the Liverpool docks (‘malmaison’ = ‘bad house’, still don’t get that) where the staff could not be any more accommodating and delightful. I am assured by a friend who knows someone who knows someone that my particular room was once occupied by Amy Winehouse, which is very exciting. Have searched the room for any trace, but housekeeping have presumably done an excellent job in the meantime. Oh dear, we couldn’t be any less rock and roll as a touring troupe.
Liverpool has been immense fun. It’s a tricky room to play: the beautiful Empire auditorium is set far away from the stage, and sucks up most of the sound of the audience, so it takes a bit of acclimatising to realise that the audience are actually enjoying it. The tiny Buxton Opera House threw back much more noise at me. Having said that, the roar at the end of both shows here was quite something, and, if I may be so fat-headed, the spontaneous 2000-strong standing ovations looked just amazing from my perspective on the stage. So thank you Liverpool, you were spectacular. Some really touching gifts and letters from people, and a warmth andย loveliness at stage door which are hard to come by anywhere else in the country. (Having said that, the first night did bring one pissed guy up on stage in the first half, but for the brief time I kept him up there he was pretty funny).
I’ve noted that people are very kindly tweeting in the interval – please do your best not to give anything away that you’ve seen in the first half though, if you don’t mind. It’s lovely to meet so many of my Twitter followers after the show. On that subject, I hope you won’t mind me saying that it’s very hard to avoid offending a handful of Twitter followers to whom I can’t give the individual attention and dialogue they seem to need. It does take the fun out of using Twitter. I’d love to continue using it, as I do enjoy it most of the time, and I hope those few will take a deep breath and use Twitter in the casual spirit it’s best enjoyed in. Thank you all for the enthusiastic tweets after the shows – they make lovely reading and are very much appreciated. In particular I’m very grateful that you’re all good enough not to tweet any spoilers: the show is so much better when you don’t know what’s coming.
Tomorrow we’re off to Bristol, which feels like my spiritual home. To play the Hippodrome, where I queued so many nights as a student, alone, to watch touring opera companies… it’s such a delight. I shall be touring old haunts tomorrow and enjoying myself immensely.
I await my gorgeous crew for soup and booze, and then it’s an early start. I’ve just had a pizza that I should have probably avoided. And my ludicrously fancy suite has a bathtub in the front room – imagine that! To think that Amy probably sat in it, enjoying a glass of wine and watching telly.
Getting very tired. Ner-night, trust you’re all splendid.
x
Great show. I went on the 2nd Liverpool night and loved every second. Well Done Derren!
amazing show last night, glad you loved liverpool, and liverpool treated you well, hope the rest of the tour goes well for u and hope to see you soon, and Mr Nyman, ghost stories was a real blast too, see you again soon.
I am indeed splendid. Thanks for asking, Mr B. x
Seen you in Liverpool, Amazing, Amazing, Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Derren. Me and my boyfriend came to see you in Liverpool on Tuesday. It was a fantastic show – mind boggling. That was the 3rd time we have seen you and all 3 have been amazing. We went on holiday to Las Vegas a couple of years ago and went to see Gerry McCambridge, becuase we enjoyed your show so much. I was actually a part of his show and we told him we were fans of yours – he said to say Hi, so Hi!! On a seperate note, are you free next December to perform at our wedding???
Great show last night Derren, wel all jumped straight up for the standing ovation, seriosly entertaining! Just hope I catch a frisbee next time! Good luck 4 the rest of the tour
Yes please don’t stop tweeting, you and Stephen Fry are the only people i follow.
LOL soup and booze… is that in the same receptacle? ‘Cause i don’t think a bloody mary is supposed to be hot.
A bath in the living room seems far too public although i’m rather liking the imagery… (although not the Amy Winehouse bit)
Cat XXX
I’m sure it’s Rotherham’s turn for a couple of shows! Just swing by on the way to Bristol, we won’t mind…….
I can see Amy Winehouse in a tub with JUST wine and TV…………Ooh,look a squadron of bacon sarnies!
Soup and ale can’t go down rate well……… Enjoy it anyway!
I’m definately sure it’s Rotherhams turn…………..
Went to see 3rd March Liverpool show, was incredible (but i knew it would be) I was well + truly ***SPOILER REMOVED***. My boyfriend (who bumped into the enigmatic Mr Brown the day before + tried to take him for a coffee, lol) thoroughly enjoyed as well. We will be coming again v.v.soon hopefully ๐
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Mr Brown,
Didn’t anyone ever tell you that scousers are the most friendly people in the world!! (after they’ve robbed your wallet and the wheel trims off your car!!) Brilliant show, third live tour i’ve seen now and they get better every time…. even my boyfriend who i had to drag along, who has an answer for everything was left speechless( thank you!!) and is now a massive fan! Loved every minute of it. You are a genius.. Good Luck with the rest of the tour. Looking forward to seeing you again in the future…
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10 out of 10 for the scouse accent imitation. Elle xx
Went to Liverpool show 3rd March. Was lucky enough to be picked for a couple of tricks in first half. Had amazing experience and could then totally chill and enjoy awesome second half/finale. Excellent – been a fan for years and introduced loads of pople to being a fan (including daughter Steph who got an autograph after show)!! PS – she wants a job on your crew!
Derren you are quite simply amazing, i went to see you in Liverpool on Wednesday night which i very nearly couldn’t make! and i went as a 100% sceptic and was unwilling to trust anything you did as i just do not understand how you do it, it seems to impossible! but obviously as it was live i couldn’t not believe what you were doing was acccurate and to be honest and not to be rude, when i was sat next to my friend the amount of times i said this is weird, he is weird, this is a massive headf*** was pretty much unreal, but you did a fantastic job and i am so glad you ***SPOILER REMOVED***, i really hope i get to see your show again live, you were simply amazing.. if not baffling :).
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Derren….Hello from a fellow Piscean..saw the show in Buxton on Monday night…thank you so much again for making my birthday so memorable!! I have seen your last three live shows( two of them at the Empire) but Enigma was a first for my husband and you completely blew him away-he can’t wait for your next show!
As for me…meeting you at the stage door was the icing on my (birthday) cake ๐ (loved the flat cap).
Happy belated birthday wishes to you.
Jo xx
PS..Love Malmaison hotels too.
My son visited your show at the Empire on Tuesday 2 March. I’d like thank you for absolutely making his night by picking him to go on stage with you.***SPOILER REMOVED***. He’s been on cloud nine ever since. **SPOILER REMOVED***. Unfortunately I was not there but have enjoyed hearing all about it. His girlfriend has filled in the gaps assome parts are a bit hazy to him.
Once again thank you.
Kind regards
Rosemary
Stop posting ***SPOILERS*** people! Poor Abeo must be working flat out!
wwaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!! ๐ ๐
too excited! saw Enigma in Liverpool last wed (3rd) and was absolutely blown away. however there was the slight problem of recently having surgery which caused a bit of disruption to enjoyment so i convinced myself to hunt down another ticket. and guess what??!!! Blackpool, Front Stalls, Row C….amazing!!!!!! stunned, excited, hyper, unable to shut up about it, and just plain woooooo! haha, my friends are gonna hate me by the time May gets here! CAN’T WAIT!
see ya in Blackpool DB – Liverpool was amazing, im sure Blackpool will be too!
luffs you lots
Helen (bellswells)
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oh my god what a show at the empire on the 3rd i was totally blown away and to top off my night i managed to get up on stage a dream come true i am still on a high from that.
thanks derren
Hey Derren,
Came to your show on the 2nd at Liverpool and it was just pure brillance, seriously it was ACE. Havn’t stopped talking about it for weeks and trying to figure out how the hell you do it !
I know they always say you shouldnt meet your idols but when i spoke to you for a split second after your show i was taken back by how lovely you were! Spesh since i made a boob out of myself, i was nervous because i didnt know what to say to you, but you caught me off guard and spoke to me first! And yes, i forgot how i spelt my name when you asked me, haha which i apologise for !
Again just incredible, you made my night with your Stewie Griffin impression,, top stuff haha ๐
Can’t wait for more shows, hopefully if i meet you again i’ll remember how to spell!
Rachael
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Hi there
malmaison = bad house or house of sin! The first Malmaison hotel was housed in what had been an old sailors hostel in Leith, Edinburgh… overlooking the docks. Sailors were partial to a little (or a lot of) vice and sin.. hence the name ๐