Mr. Coops’ Eyebrow extraction
I know, 2009, but I found that and thought it was funny. So last night we had a lovely evening. The last week of shows have been terrific – Simon, our tour manager, is back with us in robust health, and his replacement for the week, Chris, was just lovely. Plymouth was delightful, and we headed to the beautiful Barbican area to take Chris out for a farewell lunch. The shows were great fun, as have been the last few nights in Northampton. Bank Holiday Monday brought us a lively, refreshed audience; last night, after the first day back at work, the auditorium was noticeably more tired. It’s fascinating how such things translate into reliable shifts in audience energy.Â
After the show last night we went over the road and were looked after royally by Victor at Cagney’s restaurant, just over the road from stage door. It’s always massively appreciated when a restaurant opens late for us, and it was a hugely welcoming place  in which to to plonk ourselves down, tired and hungry. The steaks, Northamptoners, are rumoured to be the best in town, and I have to say that ours were sensational. Thank you Victor, and nameless lady chef for looking after us so well. Here’s Victor:
and you can see Jennie and Iain inside waving like the fools they are. Please be sure to say hello to Victor if you’re passing, and aside from the steaks, the garlic prawns are definitely worth the journey from wherever you are. Â
After our meal, we headed back to the hotel, where a momentous event occurred. For some time, Coops has flaunted an eyebrow hair which has grown to massive proportions. The rest of us have tried any number of ruses to pluck it from his head, including rugby-tackles, hypnosis and pornography, but he has been quick to protect it and rendered all attempts useless. Last night, however, a little softened by Victor’s beers and fine Italian food, he agreed to allow Jennie to pluck it from him. I filmed the event and am posting it here for posterity. Best to ignore the background dialogue, which is a confused late-night stream of show-related in-jokes that will make no sense to you. Also, enjoy how Coops looks when he’s drunk.Â
There you all are. I’m going to have to toss a coin on the race/cake issue. Thank you for your thoughts.Â
x
Arr so this is where you went after the show, we tried getting it out of
coops but he seemed to think we would stalk you. i wonder where he got that idea. haha. well seems like you had a good night anyways. gd luck with it all. xx
Infinitely the best thing the internet has ever seen.
I’m terribly fond of Coops and his mighty eyebrow.
Much love xx
OMG, friggin hilarious!
I had a rather horrendous day yesterday, had to have my beloved cat Heidi put to sleep (which as anyone who has a pet will know is one of the most awful decisions you ever have to make) and I’ve been so incredibly upset and at a low ebb ever since.
…..until today, when I decided to go back online and view this vid. And what can I say to Derren & co except……a big THANKYOU for putting a smile back on my face and making the world seem a happier place. If only for a short while.
Thankyou again.
Claire x
Really sorry to hear about your cat Claire. I hope you are feeling happier soon. Losing a pet is very, very sad. Lots of love to you.
You should have framed the hair Coops. It was magnificant. Tune in again in 6 months time for Eyebrow Hair the Revenge.
x
Thankyou Julie, that’s sweet of you.
Claire x
in reply to kirsty,
i also got a free devils picturebook- perhaps its all some secret ploy to covert the masses, take over the universe and create a slave world of derren clones….
ps i like the smile 🙂
‘Tune in again in 6 months time for Eyebrow Hair the Revenge.’ – LMAO! xD I keep coming back here and seeing the funniest comments! The eyebrow hair is truly infamous!
What if it doesn’t grow in his eyebrow next time? What if it emerges somewhere completely different like the paml of his hand?
@sgc, thats possible but i just read my eyebrow-manual, and it said: Attempted eaten but later Sniffed-up eyebrows, will grow back on the Left front tooth as a ponytail…
Who else thinks Coops & his amazing ‘yellow, orange, iron, cow’ eyebrows would make a great DB caricature!!
XX
URGH! *gags* Why did I watch that?