On this day in history: Derren Brown born.

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1. Hippo Burpday Two Ewes,
   Hippo Burpday Two Ewes,
   Hippo Burpday Deer Derren,
   Hippo Burpday Two Ewes!

   And Manatee More!

   Have a ickle cake on me!
2. Happy Birthday, dear Derren!!!

   :hugs and kisses:
3. Please do NOT give him ideas for his birthday present. This is a man who does NOT, repeat NOT, need any more ideas.
   I’m begging here, people.
4. Happy Birthday!!! xxx
5. What a fairy!
6. Happy Birthday!

   only discovered this site recently but already read loads of the great posts, it’s right up my street and a real gem in an internet full of numpties!!
   well done to all involved
7. *looks at the picture – lol*

   …and it took you how many years to come out?

   Anyhows, have a fantastic Birthday hun, hope your having a lovely day, and get as much chocolate cake as you did last year. ;o)

   Sue xx
8. Happy Bithday then.
9. Happy Birthday Derren! Thank f@!* for this day in 1971. Hope you’re having a lovely day relaxing. Lots and lots of love, hugs and kisses. Make sure you take a picture of your cake. xxxxxxxxxxx
10. Merry Birthday 😀

    xoxo
11. Happy birthday Derren, hope you’ve a lovely day! 🙂 x
12. Happy Birthday – looking at that pic, you’ve not changed one bit!.

    Have a great day, and don’t forget to return the wishes on my birthday eh!
13. Happy Birthday dude, have an awesome one 🙂
14. I tend to only celebrate the Dominican Republic National Day on the 27th Feb … but I may allow a brief exception here:

    Have the most fruitfully rewarding day of personal celebration!

    and

    Viva la república!
15. Happy Birthday you sexy scary thing, how lucky we were that your parents met.

    Sending imaginary cake and booze your way as we speak. : )
16. Derren, the picture! Care to explain?
17. Happy Birthday!

    What a fantastic picture 🙂
    Hope you have a wonderful day xxx
18. Happy Birthday Derren! =)
19. Cheers!
20. Happy birthday, again =p
21. Happy Birthday xx
22. Happy B’day Derren!!

    What a beautiful day it is too.. the sun’s out 😀
    Hope you have a fantatsic day!
    Lots of Love
    Donna xxx
23. i thought i should mention that’s a stunning picture of the baby
    but I have to ask..
    it’s not really Derren, is it? :s
    D xxx
24. i’m your fan from HK,
    hope you know where it is =]
    Happy Birthday !!!
25. Looks like a Derren Brown/Darcy Bussell love child!!

    Have a fantastic day.
26. Happy Birthday sir!
27. Joyeux anniversaire (“happy birthday”, I’m sure everyone got it) from France!

    Enjoy your day and the year to come! 🙂
28. Happy Birthday Derren! If you make that Broadway run come true I will bake and personally deliver a birthday cake for you!
29. Happy Birthday Derren! Have a lot of cake and fun and so on…
30. Happy Birthday Derren!
    Hope you’re having a great day!
    xxx
31. (alright a cake without a right flank that is! hahaaha) …i ate it.
32. Happy B-day!
33. Have a good one…

    Old Man.
34. Happy Birthday Derren!

    Have a great day, try not to work to hard…
35. Happy Birthday and let Your wish come true!
    It’s great because of Derren’s birthday’s I remember it’s my dad’s as well- or is it the other way round?
36. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GORGEOUS HANDSOME BEING!

    LOVE YOU LOADS!!

    Yours, Elizabeth XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
37. Happy Birthday!
    Hooray!
    Thank you!
38. Wow. Dezza’s looking good for an old man.
    Happy Birthday x
39. Happy birthday, you are now officially a day older than you were yesterday at this time! 🙂

    Thanks for making the world an even more interesting place!
40. Happy Birthday old man 🙂
41. Happy Birthday Derren!!!! 😀 xxx
42. Following in the spirit of truly naff birthday card verse I make the following offering:

    There was an illusionist named Derren
    Who no longer was thirty-seven
    Happy Birthday today
    Sending best wishes your way
    Love Katherine who lives down in Devon.

    Now you have reached thirty-eight
    Don’t worry, you’re still looking great
    I wanted to say
    Enjoy your big day
    So go out and just celebrate.

    Next year you will turn thirty-nine
    And I think that this is the time
    Researchers do say
    Memory does decay
    But somehow, I think you’ll be fine.

    To the year you will turn big four O
    I don’t think I’ll bother to go
    Hoping this year
    Will be full of good cheer
    Can’t wait for the stunning new show.

    In French it’s ‘Bon Anniversaire’
    Don’t worry you’re losing your hair
    Stand up with pride
    It’s nothing to hide
    I’m sure your fans really don’t care.

    And so for one last time I will say
    To Derren, happy returns of the day
    As our marvellous host
    Please keep writing new post
    And I’ll see you in Plymouth in May.

    Ta-dah!

    x
43. Phillis, It appears I missed you recent birthday so here’s a belated verse for you too:

    There was a young blogger named Phillis
    Whose job at Brown Towers was just total bliss
    Mustn’t forget to say
    Happy Birthday today
    I’ll stand facing London and blow a kiss!

    If you’re not in London, either someone will have to pass it on or let me know where on Earth you are and I’ll face that way instead!
44. Big fan from Slovakia

    I wish You all the best in both personal and professional life.

    Happy Birthday Derren
45. Have a lovely birthday Derren. Hope all your dreams come true. Looking forward to the live shows later this year. Have lots of chocolate cake, mini eggs and smarties.

    Love and kisses

    XX
46. Have a great day Derren! xx
47. HBDB. 🙂
48. Happy birthday to you Derren from me and my family.
49. Happy Birthday Derren to you. I am from Hungary. Hope you have a good day/
50. Happy Birthday Derren. xxx