Ipswich and Southend
Ipswich brought great audiences. A little slow to warm up on the first day, Thursday, they were lively and forthcoming soon enough, and the auditorium has a fresh and bright sound from the stage. The shows felt good. We were staying in the excellent Salthouse Harbour Hotel, and looked after by a hugely friendly staff. Rather nicely, there were only ten or so people at the stage door each night, all pleasant and unassuming, which meant charming, relaxed hellos and time to chat.
Southend’s first night was fine but did not feel great to me. After a couple of loud houses, The Cliffs Pavilion’s auditorium stretches far back, away from the stage, and the balcony sits at its furthest reaches. It means that from the stage, you only hear the front half of the audience. On top of that, the Sunday night crowd was typical of those from that day: tired from an afternoon’s sloth or activities, aware of work in the morning, a little unresponsive. There is a classic pattern, known to actors and entertainers, of a rising enthusiasm from the house as the week moves on, generally peaking on Friday with a lively and attentive audience. Saturdays can be boisterous, but are also slacker than the Friday, and made up of larger, less attentive groups. Sundays generally are a little quiet, unless there is a Bank Holiday the next day (which will in itself tend to offer another tired and unengaged crowd).
The show was good enough, but I was surprised by the relatively quiet audience and unfulfilling feedback due to the ungenerous architecture, and the strange energy loop that exists between the audience and me on a good night did not make itself known. Pushing to reach the seemingly silent reaches of the auditorium, my voice was also rather cracked.
The second night – yesterday – was much better. The crowd was lively and responsive, and I had got used to the unhelpful acoustics of the room. My voice was stronger and the audience were once again part of the dynamic of the show. We were also joined by our lovely friend Stephen Long who has worked on previous tours, and who has come out to help out for a couple of nights. It was rather fun to see him carrying things on and off stage: such little changes help keep the show feeling fun and alive for me.
Southend proves to be a pleasant place to sit and read overlooking the sea: I am hugely enjoying Simon Callow’s Being An Actor and a break from the laptop. I have not been Twittering or blogging recently either: the former has started to feel a tad exhausting and joyless of late, so I shall for the moment at least give it a little break.
It’s blustery and wet today, and I think the sea looks its best when it’s grey and bleak. Some poor girl in a flapping anorak is running, enervated, along the sea-front through the miserable weather, and a lady is having a dispiriting sandwich from a plastic lunch box on a bench under a beach shelter. All, in a grim, glum way, is right with the world.
I was part of the quiet Sunday crowd (in the front row). Sorry about that. We all loved and appreciated the show even if that wasn’t quite reflected back in volume format. One thing I cannot quite get over is having shaken my head when asked to come up on stage. Guilt and regret. I feel I embarrassed myself, even though I know I would have felt worse had I actually done it. Stupid fears and shyness. I loved the show though, very much, and had I had any money I would have gone again the next two nights.
Derren, I was at the first night in Ipswich, and you’re dead right, it was a little slow 🙂 but I still enjoyed it with my girlfriend. I admit the show last year in Norwich was a little better! I wish I could take part in one of your future Trick Of The Mind shows as they are generally more fun and dynamic. Just keep the excitment going. Welldone! Better get back to my nightshift and look forward to the next 6 off. Happy Easter.
Oh how I am kicking myself, wishing I was back in the UK to see your show. Ipswich is local to me, so it would have been great to have been in the UK to see the show.
I still urge you to bring everyone to Phuket, Thailand. I am sure your staff would appreciate the trip!
Also I can give you a discount on the villas I rent out (click on my name for link)
Scott
Attended the show last night, loved it. We took a friend who was a bit of a skeptic, even by the interval, but come the end was a fully fledged signed up and apid member of the Cult of Derren (COD).
After the shwo I was delighred to meet you and glad I make your day by letting you take a picture of me, here it is, I’m guessing you’d want it for your collectiom..
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Fantastic show last night Derren! Me and my husband treated ourselves to come and see your show for our anniversary as we both love all your programmes we have seen on TV, and spend hours baffled over how you did it before giving up and deciding that you are the einstein of our age and we will never work it out! Seeing you live was even more spectactular and we will definately come to your next tour! You have a brilliant sense of humour and your shows would not be half as good without it! Not only are you an amazing magician of the mind but a brilliant showman! Look forward to seeing what you come up with next!
I was at Monday’s show in Southend, it was fantastic, I’m sure everyone on Sunday enjoyed it just as much, as you never disappoint with any of your shows. It’s a shame the weather was so bad as the seaview is lovely when the sun is shining. Thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday after the show. Please, please carry on coming to visit Southend in the future.
Hi Derren
My husband and I were at the Southend show last night and thought you were absolutely fantastic. Weve always been massive fans but this was the first live show we went to see and we were not disappointed, it was amazing!. Meeting you afterwards and you signing our programme was great but shaking my husbands hand was the icing on the cake, we were like excited little 5 year olds in the car on the way home. Always nice to meet someone you highly respect and not be disappointed – in the words of Harry Enfields Tim Nice but Dim “thoroughly nice bloke”! thanks again.
Susie and Wayne
Heyyy derrren…glad u had good time in ipswich!! loved every minute of urt show…now trying to come and see you again =] also i really wanna meet u..sound strang eh!….do you usually see people before or after the show it just ive seen that u do this =] please reply =] ..keep smiling !
* more regret – should have been shook, not shaken.
Hi Derren,
Saw your show last night in Southend. I was totally blown away by it. I thought you were amazing. This is the first time I had seen you live but it won’t be the last as I just love watching you! It was really good to meet you after the show. You are truly a lovely guy and so talented. Look forward to seeing you again soon. 🙂 xx
Hi Derren,
My mum and I came to your Southend show last night (30/3), and it was absolutely brilliant. We will definately be coming to see you on the next tour.
Louise and Lorraine
I came to the show last night, having never ever seen you on TV or anything, but my friend took me along anyway. This meant I had no expectation whatsoever, and therefore I was very very impressed, had a great evening, can’t stop thinking about it… and still cannot believe what happened to me – ending up on stage, ***SPOILER REMOVED***, I was a skeptic of stuff like this, but I’ve been won over after the wierdest experience of my life! Oh and I slept better last night than I have in months
We were at the Sunday show in Southend, in the balcony. It certainly sounded like everyone around us had a fantastic evening, as did we. I was the person who threw the frisby to the girl who went on-stage to ***SPOILER REMOVED*** (it originally landed behind me!). Made it a little more special being involved (even in such a small way) without having to go onstage myself!! Absolutely brilliant show; what a talented, entertaining (and very funny) man Derren is.
Another amazing show last night Derren! was even better to be part of it this time to!
Already looking forwards to the next tour!
Chris
Hi Derren,
Saw your show Sunday night at the cliffs and once again you were amazing. Cant wait for your next show.
Katherine
Hey Derren
Thanks for a great show on Sunday night at the Cliffs,
A true gentleman and an amazing showman.
You’ll still remember me and my sister now..Will and Grace lol
See you on your next tour x
Hey Derren,
I hope that you are well, and soon to be tweeting again soon 🙂
Still cannot get over the show, I came to see you in Southampton, the show was fantastic!
Hope that everyone elsewhere is treating you well and that you are having a good time.
You seem a little down in the blog post, hope things brighten up for you soon and the rain stops falling 😀
Much love and hugs, Kayla x
Hi Derren,
Saw you on sunday night at the cliffs and both me and my girlfriend thought you were amazing! It may have been the size of the theatre or whatever but trust me, we and everybody around us thought you were fantastic! Such a shame as my friend is your cousin hayley and if i’d got a ticket for last night instead then maybe i could have met you! Maybe next time as I will definitely be seeing you again!!
Phil
Thanks for posting so ‘honestly’ Derren.
The audience in the interval on Sunday night was absolutely buzzing but I guess you never heard anyone’s reaction backstage which is a real shame. The show was amazing…thank you…. but I had a good old ‘moan’ at work on Monday (I work for the council) because your lovely name wasn’t on the fascia board outside…sounds silly but I get such a ‘rush’ when I see it all lit up. Good luck with the rest of the tour
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Sue X
Fantastic show in Ipswich on Friday night. My husband went along reluctantly, but was totally converted by the end of the show. Amazing – can’t wait to see you again.
Fab Derren at Ipswich on friday – you very clever. Any chance of you doing teenagers birthday parties, would nicely solve my dilemma of how to keep my 12 yr old daughter and gang occupied on her b’day!!!! Hope to see you again soon, think you’re great , Helx
ps any chance of you coming to chichester festival theatre next tour???
Saw Derren on Friday 26 March 2010 at Ipswich Regent……… He was awesome, such a great show… how he does some of the things he does I will never understand… just amazing! Even the Family Guy impersonations! Brilliant! We were lucky enough to be in the front row but we were late!! It was soooooooooo embarrassing running down to our seats just a Derren walked on stage!! Didn’t go amissed!! Opps! My brotherGrahame was picked on straight away… mum went up to the stage and I was lucky enough to hold an envelope for 2 hours! Definitely one of the best shows I have ever seen! Can’t wait till the next one!!
I was at the show in Southend last night and you blew me away! I was shocked and amazed by the events and i hope we gave you a more energetic evening than the previous 2 nights. Although the weather was a bit miserable yesterday i hope you enjoyed your time in Southend. I look forward to your next visit to ‘sunny’ Southend and i hope the rest of the tour goes well.
XxX
Hi Darren, First time we have seeen you live (Tuesday Night) and where bought tickets as a prezzie for xmas, well what can i say, was not to sure of what to expect, but i was spellbound, and thanks for bringing back great memories of my nan VIOLET. Will tresure the coin forever. Claire x
Hi Derren,
Sorry you didn’t find Sunday at the Cliff’s great. This was the first show we had managed to get tickets for, and we will definatley be looking out for your next tour. We thought it was fantastic. I raved about it at work the next day (I wouldn’t tell anyone any details though). From what I could tell, everyone around us was loving it just as much.
It was worth the wait in the rain to meet you and get Scott’s book signed and the tour flyer. If you didn’t manage to get one for your wall, I found a spare you can have.
Hopefully see you soon,
Amanda x
Came to see you on Friday 26th March, Ipswich, seen you a lot on TV but the live show was unbelievably spectacular! Beforehand we decided to wear dark clothing so you couldn’t see us (which we later realised was ridiculous as we were in the second row with no-one in front of us). We were so impressed by the show that we decided to come and meet you afterwards. My mum didn’t want to saying; “I’m too old to hang around for celebrities” but when you came out she was the first one out of our group to ask you to sign her ticket and programme, even barging past us to greet you! Apologies for any fright incurred.
Thankyou for being so lovely, we’ll definitely be coming to another show. I don’t have any say in the matter anymore because my mother is slightly (definitely) starstruck. xxxxx
I was at the Sunday night “Cliffs” show and was one of the fellows called up on stage for the finale – a great experiance which I found very thought provoking being rather sceptical .
During the finale I ***SPOILER REMOVED***.
Your description of a tired and jaded Sunday night audience was perfect for me having been to a long wedding that weekend and following a lovely cod & chips and a bottle of plonk in the Chip Shop/ resturant next door to the Cliffs .
Hope you were not put off by the audience response on Sunday , as my wife I left the thearte we only heard very positive comments from the crowd.
Best Regards Barry
Hi,It sounds you’ve got the menopose or SAD (seasonal affected disorder) etc….
Come on cheer up Derren,
I do hope you have enough energy left to come up to Edinburgh for the show tomorrow!!
All the best,
With lots of love; Kaz
Kaz, whut? Men don’t have menses to pause, you know…
Looking forward to seeing you, for the first time, in Edinburgh on April 1st… I live around the corner from the Playhouse…..
heyy derren booked tickets to see u in london!! be my third time this year!!…been hoping to catch u before or after show! could u see people before show ther pleasee it just coming from ipswich so cant stay to long after the show..would really like to meet you!!!
So sorry to hear that you were not feeling the croud on Sunday night at Southend. I was there and was in absalute awe. I am now reading your book, Tricks of the Mind. Simply incredible! xx
Derren, hubby and I were at the Saturday show in Ipswich in the 6th row and it was an absolutely amazing evening….couldnt believe how much you packed in to the show and there was never a dull moment. You are a clever clever gifted man!!!! We have been fans for a long time but this was our first live show but defo not our last…….I was not star struck as i would usually be when seeing a celeb in the flesh but think its because it felt like visiting an old friend. kicking myself that we didnt come to the stage door now i know there were only a few there….think everyone must have thought the same and had the impression that we wouldnt stand a chance of a glimpse of you let alone a chat. will be there with bells on next time cos one day I MUST shake you by the hand…lovin your work! xx
Derren,
Glad to hear you enjoyed your stay at our hotel and that my staff met your expectations.
Next time you are in the Ipswich area please feel free to join us again.
Wish you all the best for the rest of your tour.
Regards,
Lynn xx