Sunderland
Three lovely nights in Sunderland. Great audiences and a lovely theatre. Thank you very much if you were there. After the fun with the broken mic and a cut finger the first night, the other two went pretty smoothly.
We stayed in the Newcastle Malmaison, which was just fantastic. A bottle of champagne and a concerned letter were awaiting me from the Edinburgh management which had come across the blog. That was very sweet of them, and made me feel a bit guilty.
One of the many delights of the Newcastle hotel came in the form of an unnamed Martini. I sometimes like to request a chocolate martini, asking the barpersonage to make whatever he or she feels fits that term. Sometimes you get clear, subtle versions; sometimes thick gloopy brown lovelinesses. The fun is never knowing what you’ll get. You might like to try it. The talented and splendid Aoife brought back three wildly different versions which we all tried after our late soup and sandwiches. All three amazing. We decided on the brown version, and set about discussing names for the cocktail. I suggested a ‘Brown Maltini’, liking the name of a drink named after me. Understandably, the ‘Brown’ bit felt a little cloacal for a drink name. We couldn’t decide, so I suggested that I might open it up to my bright and enlightened blog followers to suggest a name.
The picture attached shows Aoife with the drink (after I had quoffed half of it), and she has kindly allowed me to share the recipe:
Aoife’s As-Yet-Unnamed-Martini
1 half (ah, may be one-and-a-half) shot Remy Martin
1 half (hmm, ditto) shot Kahlua
1 half (surely must mean just half) shot creme de cacao
Garnish with choc powder.
Shake with ice and strain into martini glass.
Very tasty. Not a true Martini of course, of which I am very fond too, but a great, if outwardly girly, treat at the end of a long night.
If you have any suggestions for a name, please email alice.richardson@hotelduvin.com; you have about a week to bother them. No guarantees that any of the suggestions will make the menu, as it may have just been one of those 1am conversations that sounded like a good idea at the time. Rather like that small business you were going to start up with a friend. But they’re happy to take suggestions, and they’re the loveliest people.
Thank you, Newcastle Mal. Sting was staying there as well, apparently, which is pretty damn exciting in my book.
We’re now in Milton Keynes and I have my face in a big steam inhaler. Just had the 30 min call. Must dash.
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PS I realised that in the blog about Bradford, when I said that in previous years ‘Dublin Olympia kept their bar open too’, it sounded like I was saying ‘as well as Bradford’. Poor and ambiguous wordage on my part, and apologies to St George’s Hall for not checking and re-wording. Meant only that Dublin left the bar open (understandable for what is really a music venue) as well as had people getting up to use the loo, which I had just been talking about. In fact the two go hand in hand…
Dublin will be extra fun this year anyway: a spanking new Grand Canal theatre we’re all eager to see. Ta-ta.
Sounds like a lot of fun…. I want to make this cocktail but i don’t drink..:(..so I’m going to have to think of a substitute to the ethanol…lol…have fun in Milton Keynes…one less date to liverpool..lol…And name for the drink could be chocolate Martini..say it like it is…lmao…
Take Care
Was at Sunderland on the 2nd night and thought you were amazing. Was at newcastle to see you last year but rhe enigma tour topped that which I didn’t think would have been possible. Thanks for a great night
Why not just call it a DVB? like a VK…or a WKD…although obviously much more sophisticated! I can imagine going to a bar in my LBD asking for a DVB ….
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will there be a dvd to accompany ure current tour
The martini recipe… How can there be three halves? Is it meant to be a third? Sorry for being pedantic!
Derren you were amazing last night!!! GREAT SHOW!!
Was in the Olympia on 13/3/08 (Will never forget your number on badge for last prediction!!) and looking forward to Grand Canal on 17/4. 4 hr drive each way but well worth it! Roll on next week.
I’ll happily mix a random drink for you when you are in Wales… 😉 😆 x
Brown Russian! If there was vodka in it…
Brown on the Beach?
Brown on the Beach?
or a Brown Russian, if there were vodka in it.
do they wanna name the martini after you? in keeping with the current trend of applying a sexual innuendo to all drink names, i would suggest “the dirty sanchez”. ROFLMAO!
Saw the show at Sunderland, 1st night. Amazing as ever. Why not call the martini “Enigma”
Are you coming to Ireland Derren ?
Great Sunderland 2nd show! We came as a college trip with my Psychology class and out teacher Louise was picked ***SPOILER REMOVED***! That was amazing!
Will the Enigma tour show be on TV anytime soon? I can’t wait to discus it without spoiling it for others!
Me and my mate went on the Tuesday, and we both thought you were fantastic, a mutual friend went on the Monday, so we’ve had a bit of a discussion as to what happened on the first night, needless to say they thought it was all part of the act.
Thank you from both of us for signing our stuff at the stage door, I wouldn’t have blamed you if after seeing the rabble from the lift, you would have tried to leave by a different door. I’m not sure if I said it on the night but seriously thank you for being so nice, and we hope you didn’t miss your dinner reservation. =)
Please come to Newcastle for you next tour as it’s much easier to get to especially via Morpeth, which was a bit stupid on our part. =P
Ooooh I love Martini’s and this sounds like a bit of a twist to it – loving your style maybe you should put a bit of vodka in it too. 😉 . xx
I like “Derren’s Brown Martini”, I think the smallest thing DVB deserves to have named after him is a drink, after the drink we can campaign to have a statue made.
I was there the 3rd night, yesterday 🙂 I absolutely loved it, but the highlight was meeting you after! Thanks for everything Derren x
I had a FANTASTIC time at the Sunderland Empire on Wednesday, soooooooooooooo good, i didn’t realise you were so bloody funny :’) AND the “Stewie” impression had me in stitches for about half and hour.
thank you for an incredible show
x
Just been to see you in Milton Keynes, was amazing! and i got to meet coops! 🙂
As always an amazing show. Was at the 3rd night in Sunderland. I went to the ENIGMA shows last year when you where in Newcastle. There were a few changes but still amazing. Looking forward to seeing you again on your next tour. P.s hope you registered your STAR!!! please let me now that you did it would be a shame if you didnt, thanks
Interesting,
I’m in hospitality management studies,
It’s good that the EdinburghMalmaison monitors their social media reputation, not all hotels do
(at least not as many as their should be here in France)
would have been better if they had been kinder from the start though
(that would avoid having them put their good reputation into peril in the first place)
Ironically, unsatisfied customers that are, only afterwards “caught-up” and mad satisfied, tend to be more loyal, and satisfied overall than “normal” customers, that hadn’t encountered any problems in the first place…
(I don’t remember the source of the study tho)
…reminds me of how some repeated hypnosis appparently deepens the trance state
Martini and champagne was a nice touch… forget hypnosis, just make him drink to forget !
I once worked in a restaurant that held a ‘chocolate week’ for which the barman created a chocolate martini and a white chocolate martini. I always wanted the white one to be called the ‘Wet Dream’ but the owners sadly didn’t find it appropriate. Oh well.
Chocolate martinis rock!
How about calling this one The Magician’s Martini or the Devilish Velvety Brown Martini which would be shortened to your initials DVB of course. Maybe with the preceeding words, ‘Brown’ loses some of its cloacal connotations…as chocolate is devilish and often described as velvety.
I love chocolate martinis too; my favourite was a clear one with a chocolate button at the bottom. But my favourite martini at the moment is The Porn Star Martini @ Balans. Terrible name but incredibly quaffable…comes with a little shot of champagne too. Yum….
Happy touring!
You were AMAZING at Sunderland, we really loved it! Mind blowing! Thank you!!
I would rather meet you than Sting any day, although I love The Police and ‘The Snow it Melts the Soonest’ is a lovely piece of folk music.
Did you quoff (sic) or quaff? Your writing is usually so immaculate that I had to mention the typo. Or is that an alternative spelling?
Also, whilst quaffing, one is traditionally supposed to spill some of the drink down one’s chin. Did you get a mucky beard, Mr Brown?
keep up the wonderful reports. So eloquent and also so kind.
Sorry mate, you have to put up with being a role model for some of us weirdos… except for the taxidermy. Not my cup of embalming fluid, sorry. Rob 😉
Hi Derren i was picked at the very end and it was the most surreal experience i have even encountered, thank you for a superb night, i literally cannot wait for your next tour!
Perhaps it doesn’t matter that “Brown Maltini” sounds a little cloacal – it seems appropriate for the Sunderland leg of your tour, don’t you think?!
Dear Derren, I truly enjoyed your show at the Sunderland Empire, your of the cuff impression of Stewie Griffin was spot on and will forever cement you as a real cult hero, in my eyes. It also made me realise that you are a mere mortal and it is amazing to think what you have achieved. I was wondering if you had any thoughts on Jon Ronson’s novel and recent film adaptation ‘The Men Who Stare at Goats’, and if you have ever considered investigating the research the Americans where undertaking to develop psychic spies? I’m not suggesting you start incorporating trying to kill hoof stock with your mind into your live stage shows, although it could be the final act to tip those wavering Daily Mail readers off the fence. Thank you for a wonderfully entertaining, educational and downright enigmatic evening!
Simply call it ‘Derren Brown’. He does everything that a Martini does – Looks elegant, fantastic taste, messes with your memory, bowls you over, which you thoroughly enjoy at the time, but which makes your head hurt later on. 😀
Brown’s chocotini???????? Or is that really naf ???????????????
Loved the fact that you all enjoyed yourselves there – really chuffed! Will have a really serious think about a good name for the chocolate cocktail and hope I come up with something more than original than “Death by Chocolate”. ‘Twill be fun! :)x
An amazing show on Tuesday night at the Sunderland Empire, by far the best show i have ever seen,beats any band,musical or act i have ever seen!!a fantastic 2half hours,u had the audience inside ur palms, i just cant put into words how exciting, amazing and magical ur show was, will definately be back supporting you and your show,didnt want it to end!
“I’ll have a DB Martini” has a bit of a nice ring to it ;).
Drove 2.5 hours up to sunny sunderland to see the show on wednesday and had my jaw thoroughly nailed to the floor. Awesome show. Ordered me a poster. I hope it gets televised/dvd-erized. I don’t think it’d be possible even if I was ‘allowed’ to explain how brilliant the show was without actually showing it to them.
Loved it.
-Shaun
Maybe DB should think about having an ice cream named after him next. Oh, wait…
http://images.cineworld-luenen.de/images/news/inhalte/1267466488_produkt_cornetto_enigma_schoko_2010.jpg
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hi Derren. i saw you the 1st night. hope your fingers okay and your mic hasnt broken :’) my friend was convinced that the mic thing was put on but i was like noo noo noo! malmaison is nice, its where all the celebs hang out if there are too many fans at the hilton. i have not and will not reveal any of you secrets or what happens in the show. well, derren, u put on a great show and i cant wait for the next!! x
I was at the 3rd night of Sunderland. Great show and great to meet you (again) after even though we nearly got locked in the carpark! We’d been planning on buying programmes after but nobody was selling them then. 🙁 Anyway, I’ll look forward to seeing you again next tour (presumptuous?) and once again failing to work out how anything is done. 🙂
Ok, some ideas – and I think that if I’m ever up in Sunderland they should sell them permanently so I can have a taste! Not that i’m old enough, but still, I think it would be ironically pleasant for an alcoholic drink to be named by someone under the age of 16…
Sundenigmatic (nice merge of two names there…)
Stewie Eraser Drink 2
enigma de DVB (the lower case writing gives the name a sophisticated edge, plus the French makes it seem rather cool)
Enigma (one word – a hell of a lot of meanings)
Da Derren Malt (street-cred vibe here)
Taxidermist’s Chocotini (obvious reasons)
Aoife’s Enigma Extravaganza
x