Some people who stuck right and proper on Friday night have started posting videos of their immobile selves. Here’s my favourite: a great video of one Vicky Green, who had the foresight, along with many others, to film herself. Thank you, Vicky, for posting this, and I hope you don’t mind me posting it again here.

Please let us know if you’re going to post vids of yourselves stuck: I would love to keep them for posterity.

Hope you’re all up and about now. Slightly disappointed there have been no angry calls to the Daily Mail from the paralysed middle classes: a bit of scandal never goes amiss. We shall wait until Monday to see for sure.